45 Comments:

1. She's the greatest young actress of her generation. She's got talent. She's not like the rest of "young Hollywood" who were born into the biz.

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 13:50:40

2. It's simple really, there aren't enough jail and prison cells for everyone that should be locked to stay locked up.
   
   And taxpayers don't want to pay for more, and no one wants a new jail or prison in their town anyways.

   By youcanthaveitbothwaysunlessyourebi, on July 20, 2010 13:51:58

3. I bet she's playing with that fire crotch oh hers.
   

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:00:09

4. California needs to just fucking build more jails, I mean it's a fucking joke, 90 day sentence and you do 13 maybe 14 days, anywhere else in the country and your gonna do at least 45 of the 90 days as most states only give you 2 days credit for every 1 served, California gives you like 3-4 days credit for every 1 served.

   By Trax, on July 20, 2010 14:00:20

5. #1, please take your medication.

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:01:11

6. # 1 is Dina or Ali or someone Lohan. There is always one person here trolling on about how great Lynds is.

   By Judy, on July 20, 2010 14:12:58

7. #1, are you fucking delusional? as delusional as linzee blowhan herself.

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:15:37

8. I'm a fucktard.
   
   Sincerely, #1.

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:28:41

9. Read her filmography you jealous bitches!

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:37:51

10. How many of you cunts have been in a Robert Rodriguez movie?

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:41:09

11. Yeah, i've seen her filmography. Labour pains, i know who killed me, georgia rule, just my luck, herbie... So much to be proud of...

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:47:03

12. Fuck you assholes. We tried to build a few more prisons/jails out east but the fucking ACLU filed lawsuits because they stated it was inhumane. Too hot. Too dirty. Too far for visitation rights. All the typical ACLU cocksucker bullshit. Al-Qaida or Al-Qaeda needs to bomb the ACLU. Yes, you can actually spell it either way. I prefer sand-niggers.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 14:53:59

13. Yeah #1 has to be like a preteen or teenage girl, that's the only reasonable excuse for thinking she's the actress of her generation.

    By Trax, on July 20, 2010 14:55:05

14. Great artists with substance abuse problems:Robert Downey Jr. Billy Holden Judy Garland Marilyn Monroe Jimi Hendrix Johnny Cash Hank Williams Mel Gibson Jerry Garcia etc...

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 15:05:22

15. California is pretty much bankrupt, soon they won't have police to arrest people in the first place. Good job guys!

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 15:17:24

16. Yes # 14 who is also # 1. With the exception of Downey, Jr. who's CLEAN now and Gibson who just BATSHIT nuts. all those people are DEAD! They are your fine examples? Just fine for Lohan apparently.

    By # 1 is # 14, on July 20, 2010 15:18:57

17. The legendary director Robert Altman ( MASH,ThePlayer )thought enough of her skill as an actress to cast her with Meryl Streep in his last film. Its not disputed in Hollywood that she is/was a great talent. There's no shortage of talentless whores around though.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 15:19:22

18. Geez, grow up. Trash like the commenters deserve to do their full terms. It's boring when ordinary people complain that exceptions are being made.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 15:45:23

19. She's the greatest young actress of her generation. She's got talent. She's not like the rest of "young Hollywood" who were born into the biz.
    
    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 13:50:40
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    I see BLOWhan's paid PR campaign blogger is posting already. You know what? Let him/her/it post away; it's not going to make a bit of difference. There's 3 words as to why BLOWhan will never be able to rehabilitate her shitty reputation: FUDGIE THE WHALE! That's right; when someone pulls something so stupid, so petty, so arrogant as what the whorehans did with Carvel, it attaches itself to that person's reputation, and there's nothing that they can do that will ever remove it. Her reputation is permanently fucked for life...

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 15:59:20

20. As far as mugshots go, she looks kinda hot in this one.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 16:11:46

21. I'm masturbating and watching Mean Girls
    It's what I do when LiLo makes me sad...
    So I do it 10 or 20 times a day
    Hey! She's doing 14 days on 90!
    Fuck! I know where I'm killing that gold digging whorecunt mother of my kid!
    I'll be out by Christmas!
    

    By Mel Gibso - uh - Gibsom, on July 20, 2010 16:41:27

22. Is she serving her full sentence? More than likely not.
    
    Will she learn anything? Nope.
    
    The most she’ll get out of it is allowing her vagina time to scab over and heal. That shit has been pounded more than a side of beef at the butcher’s shop!

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 16:57:01

23. FUDGIE THE WHALE! Oh, crap. # 19. You rock my world. LOL!

    By Judy, on July 20, 2010 17:39:08

24. Ali, aren't you like 14? Go to bed already and stop posting! It's night night time you number 17 and 18 you!

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 17:41:34

25. California needs to fall into the fucking ocean, leaving L.A. as an island prison where we send the scum of our society to live our their miserable existence.
    
    That's where these assholes like Lindsay need to be. I want her ass-raped by mutants, prisoners, and Steve Buscemi.

    By Snake, on July 20, 2010 17:43:25

26. She should work off the rest of her sentence in a work camp.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 18:01:10

27. She's not getting out in 2 weeks... she's getting out of jail & immediately going into a 90 day lockdown rehab.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 19:28:00

28. They need to bring some of that Singaporean shit to California. Spit gum on the streat, take you out back and cane ' em. Get in a bar fight? They take you out back and cane your ass, then throw you in jail for 6 - 10 years. Get caught bringing drugs into their country? Fuck it take 'em out back and hang 'em. Safest country I have ever been in.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 20:03:18

29. Why don't you idiots reopen Alcatraz as a prison for celebrities and charge double whatever the current admission is? That's right, see the coolest prison ever AND watch Lindsay Lohan pee into a glorified soupcan. Granted, you can probably find video of the latter, but that just doesn't beat seeing it up close.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 21:32:07

30. I'm so sick of these talentless druggo 'celebrities.' Why don't they go die in a fire.

    By Me, on July 21, 2010 01:06:44

31. Anyone with money on the outside can buy protection, both from guards and from inmates, and can get drugs pretty readily. In a facility like this, which I assume is minimum security and has held many other celebrities, I'd say at least some of the guards are for sale (prison guards/sheriff's deputies don't get paid very well, either). This little whore is probably getting higher in jail than she was with the SCRAM bracelet on the outside. Maybe some chola will decide to become famous and shank her virus-ridden ass. We can hope...

    By jailbird, on July 21, 2010 02:18:03

32. Ok, I'm making the call right now, so write the time and date down:
    
    LiHo will do her 13.5 days in jail.
    
    LiHo will do her 90 days in rehab.
    
    LiHo will do one of the last Larry King / first Piers Morgan shows, just like Paris Hilton, and explain how jail/rehab has changed her look on life.
    
    One week after getting out of rehab, LiHo will be found dead from an overdose. The mounting debt, the lack of prospects due to her tarnished reputation, her urge to party hard again, and her lower tolerance due to 60+ days of being clean all work to her detriment.
    
    And we will all have something to be thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner!

    By Nostra-fucking-damus, on July 21, 2010 03:06:48

33. Really now. Who gives a fiddler's fuck about this stupid little bitch ? She is a ZERO. All this wasted space talking about nothingness.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 03:16:46

34. I knew it :D

    By Carolina, on July 21, 2010 09:51:56

35. @ 17,
    So Robert Altman hasn't done good work in decades, is out of touch, and misguidedly tried and failed to stay relevant with the 'younger generation' by casting Freckles McSkanky.
    Sure, that's all true, but I fail to see how it supports your point?

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 10:19:57

36. You CAN smoke in jail but they have to be the electronic kind like Tru Blu, been there done some.

    By Amazing Larry, on July 21, 2010 11:07:58

37. Lilo is 24 yrs old and shes been in six box office or critical hits. She has charisma. She is intelligent. She's got the chops. Am I lying?

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 13:09:40

38. I miss her red hair...currently do the curtains match the drapes?

    By Chunk chunk chicken, on July 21, 2010 13:11:45

39. #37
    
    Yes.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 13:35:57

40. #37, I would agree with you on every point, no matter how bad a taste it would leave in my mouth, except for one:
    
    "She is intelligent."
    
    If she were intelligent, she wouldn't be a 24-year old actress with acting chops, charisma, 6 box office hits under her belt and a washed-the-fuck-up, drug addicted dumbshit whore that landed herself in jail.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 13:48:59

41. 37. enough with the trolling, fuckwad. no one cares.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 13:50:06

42. #38 - do the curtains match the carpet.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 14:08:43

43. She just has a case of the Irish flu. She's coming out swinging get out the way bitches!

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 15:29:27

44. the fucking public should demand that bitch stays in jail for 90 fucking days you know if she was a black ugly bitch she would serve all 90 days

    By keep that ugly bitch in jail 90 days, on July 21, 2010 21:03:44

45. She's the greatest young actress of her generation. She's got talent. She's not like the rest of "young Hollywood" who were born into the biz.
    
    So what you're saying is she actually gives decent blow jobs, as opposed to relying on the "novelty" head factor (I'm looking at you, Rumer)?
    
    Maybe she'll cut a bitch in jail & NOT get early release.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 21:13:26