I was going to call you a fucking sell out, but then I listened to the song, read the posts and saw that you have the same books as I do. Not bad, 7/10.
Sheesh this is as bad as Lindsay Lohan plugging crap on her Twitter all the time. At the very least if you are going to make us put up with this kind of crap you better have one to give away to your suffering readers
I've never read any of those books but I commend you for having a bookshelf period. People forget that back in the day we used to have Libraries in our homes, rows and rows of books. Now most people don't read, including myself much less keep a collection of literature. Now a days, we may collect CDs or DVDs but few books. I'm no bookworm, but I respect them.
Coussin Larry, those are some pretty high-brow books. That phone is making you look good. It's also sexier than a lot of the skanks you post about. I can't wait to see what you guys get up to next.
Count me among the World War Z fans. Phenomenal book. I would also highly recommend "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead" by the same author. My husband gave me both books for my birthday a couple years ago, and, needless to say, he totally got some that night.
no dirt, no tits, no cleavage, no nips, no jugs, no funny jokes, or hooters, or bikinis, or thongs, or booty shorts, or cleavage, or boobs..... boooring. what a waste of space.
LG thinks they can sell phones because some guys who write about tits tell people about them? Uhh, wow, that's pure marketing genius. If I talk about my boner, can I get a free iPad?
If those are the best books in his "collection" then....fail! I've read all of them except this "World War Z"...never heard of it but from the comments I gather it is just another Zombie book so I'll pass. Prefer Zombie movies!
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentOk, thank you for making my morning! Hilarious!
By nesejive (aka: sugar tits), on July 16, 2010 03:56:12
I like how on the front it says "Touch Everyone"
By Mat Houchens, on July 16, 2010 03:58:39
How can you call a LG Rumor Touch a boy, its a girl. Whats more possible, since she likes Ashley Greene, your LG Rumor Touch is a lesbian.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:13:42
The most enlightening thing about this post is that Todd doesn't live in his Mon's basement.
By LessVirusesPlease, on July 16, 2010 04:28:25
Very clever. I won't be giving up my iPhone, but I thought this was cute and funny. I hope we see more adventures with your phone!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:30:25
Usually when someone advertises like this, it seems like they're distastefully selling out. Way to prove me wrong by making it hilarious and witty!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:31:15
World War Z! AWESOME.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:32:37
I have to say, Todd, that your write up had me laughing. Even though you sold out for a free phone, at least you did it with a good dose of humor.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:36:21
World War Z was one of the best books I ever read.... true dat Anon!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:37:49
to boobs, no reason to promote. I'm bored here...
By Bill , on July 16, 2010 04:38:32
Hey Todd, now that we know where you live in CV can we hang and drink some beers? Awesome Dude!
By Todd's Edwards Mill & Duraleigh Posse, on July 16, 2010 04:47:07
Oh, well, if this is a full-on advertisement, no wonder you didn't turn the "Touch Everyone" tagline into a Michael Jackson joke.
By That Guy Again from Yesterday, on July 16, 2010 04:48:31
"Labels:todd sold out for a free phone"
HAHAHA,fucking eh man...
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 04:51:49
Great books, Todd!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 05:04:55
"Don'tforgettodrinkyourovaltine...A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL!!!"
By gsx, on July 16, 2010 05:10:11
I think Todd reorganized his bookshelf so all the smart books were in one place.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 05:10:24
If you're going to sell out, that is a great way to do it!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 05:16:17
So your phone also likes girls with no tits? I'm as happy as a leeetle girl!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 05:27:03
"Label: Todd sold out for a free phone" ..that's just fucking funny.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 05:50:47
Awesome books Todd. Proving that most hilarious assholes are well read ... and way to sell out so cheaply!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 07:05:02
The tag is EPIC WIN.
"Todd sold out for a free phone"
And this is why I love IDLYITW
By andsoitgoes, on July 16, 2010 07:35:24
Can't wait for the World War Z movie to be made, it's supposed to come out some time in 2012.
By Trax, on July 16, 2010 07:58:20
Any library with Franz Kafka, Graham Greene and Henry Miller in it is beyond awesomeness.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 08:07:22
BIG ASS TITT-TAYYYYZZZHHHHUH
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 08:49:29
I was going to call you a fucking sell out, but then I listened to the song, read the posts and saw that you have the same books as I do. Not bad, 7/10.
By jt, on July 16, 2010 09:44:15
God, you're such a money whore...
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 09:55:35
roflmfao
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 10:07:55
Wow, what a cheap whore you are.
Hilarious write-up though, whore.
By Steve Drill, on July 16, 2010 12:33:38
Agreed. Whore. Im a whore too but im a whore without an LG Touch...whores need a nice touch too ya know :(
By Big Daddy Scrumptious, on July 16, 2010 13:33:29
Well done.
By Cubs Fan, on July 16, 2010 13:43:42
LMFAO. Perfect Strangers. Balki Bartokomous!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 13:49:26
Sheesh this is as bad as Lindsay Lohan plugging crap on her Twitter all the time. At the very least if you are going to make us put up with this kind of crap you better have one to give away to your suffering readers
By SydneyHeart, on July 16, 2010 15:14:24
Looks like you live at Tucker, huh
By sexygirl, on July 16, 2010 15:37:57
Yeah, give one up for us!
By Akare, on July 16, 2010 16:05:17
Welcome to the world of endorsements, m'boy!
You'll go far!
By Satan, on July 16, 2010 16:36:47
fucking sell out! can you hear me now??
By willyKAY, on July 16, 2010 18:04:14
I've never read any of those books but I commend you for having a bookshelf period. People forget that back in the day we used to have Libraries in our homes, rows and rows of books. Now most people don't read, including myself much less keep a collection of literature. Now a days, we may collect CDs or DVDs but few books. I'm no bookworm, but I respect them.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2010 22:37:49
Coussin Larry, those are some pretty high-brow books. That phone is making you look good. It's also sexier than a lot of the skanks you post about. I can't wait to see what you guys get up to next.
By Veronica, on July 17, 2010 01:06:14
Cool phone, weak pool.
By Rusty , on July 17, 2010 02:26:32
Count me among the World War Z fans. Phenomenal book. I would also highly recommend "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead" by the same author. My husband gave me both books for my birthday a couple years ago, and, needless to say, he totally got some that night.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2010 12:32:52
no dirt, no tits, no cleavage, no nips, no jugs, no funny jokes, or hooters, or bikinis, or thongs, or booty shorts, or cleavage, or boobs..... boooring.
what a waste of space.
By ilikeboobiesdawg, on July 17, 2010 18:14:08
your pool looks like my short and stubby penis
By anonymous, on July 17, 2010 18:52:35
I hope you got more than just a free phone for the extended tongue-bath you gave this thing.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2010 09:29:58
Wow--you're almost as a big a whore as Perez.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2010 15:03:15
LG thinks they can sell phones because some guys who write about tits tell people about them? Uhh, wow, that's pure marketing genius. If I talk about my boner, can I get a free iPad?
By anonymous, on July 19, 2010 08:33:45
Animal Farm and Choke, two of my favorite books. Good taste in literature sir!
By Troy, on July 19, 2010 10:45:59
Wow, musta taken you all day to decide what books to get in the shot... good staging!
By amy, on July 19, 2010 15:53:12
Love the WWZ book XD
By fran, on July 21, 2010 03:44:21
LOVING the Kafka!
By frater Perdurabo, on July 21, 2010 08:08:33
If those are the best books in his "collection" then....fail! I've read all of them except this "World War Z"...never heard of it but from the comments I gather it is just another Zombie book so I'll pass. Prefer Zombie movies!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 22:05:58
You can get 3rd party apps on this phone now which makes it even better!
By danatheteacher, on August 24, 2010 14:57:15
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