I'm not going to knock this news. If he needs a friend, then I'm cool with them talking to each other. Britney does seem better now and if she can help Mel, then more power to her.
Ok, I'm going to go on record and say "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY IS THAT RAT THING ON SHITNEY'S HEAD????" I guess daddy spears forgot to put the thorazine in shitney's cheese grits; can someone please make sure she doesn't wander out of the house like this again? Absolutely disgusting; I almost threw up in my mouth...
Sheeet. Mel cannot keep "hand" over his paid Russian whores?! And he turns to Spears to help strenghthen his game??!? This is Mad Fucking Max. Lethal Weapon Riggs!
It is official, Manhood is over. Our only choice as men is to either become elf-boot wearing metrosexual fags or go full post-op-penis-tuck trannies, like Hendricks.
it's funny, everyone can forgive Roman Polanski, who DRUGGED AND RAPED A CHILD!!! But Mel, who has stood by a lot a people in their time of need can't catch a break.
Ohhhh, this has potential. Britney should use the recorded rants as backing vocals in her...ahem..."music" and then Mel can grow a gnarly beard, go on tour with her, and just stomp around the stage and unleash to his heart's content while Britney lip-syncs and shakes her ass...I'd buy tickets for that.
She must be so friggin unhappy w the way her life has turned out. The Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb" is a perfect fit for her. She is all jacked up on all sorts of meds to control her batshit crazy brain. I actually feel sorry for her.
Mel should just make his own small films. He can afford to make good small movies like John Huston or Clint Eastwood. Apocalypto was a great movie. Like lilo he achieved his celebrity through talent. Who cares what no talents think or say. If Mel can make movies for intelligent adults I'm in. Its not like he got cornholed and pissed on and then put it on the net.
Lol...this is so out there I can't even mock it. Freaks seek each other out, empathize and sometimes help each other gain perspective. Maybe she'll convince him to try better living through chemistry and even out the moods a bit.
It's kind of scaring me. I don't know what I am looking at in the banner pic. Is their butterscotch pudding in her hair, is it dirty? Why is it shiny? Why, why, why. So many unanswered questions.
i'm glad you posted the pic, Todd. I've never seen a weave up close and it's kind of interesting--reminds me of the way they sew the mouths closed on corpses. i bet the backs of their heads look that way when they rebuild 'em for the viewing.
...plus, thanks to #28, i now have the lyrics to a jackson five song stuck in my head, so it's a great day all around.
... Like lilo he achieved his celebrity through talent. By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 08:42:05
I see whorehan's paid posting whore is busy at work here. Give it a rest already; don't compare Mel Gibson (who's crazy but very talented) to BLOWhan (whose only talents appear to be selling herself to Cannes cokeswingers for blow and making an ass of herself)...
Perhaps others have already posted this, but L.A. is a messed up place and it's not too difficult to find yourself tumbling down the rabbit hole. We're all lost assholes to some degree.
Britney, release the weave back into the wild and let your scalp breathe for God's sake. In the meantime, if you need any semblence of hair, get a good wig and wear it when you need it, God knows you got the money to buy a good hairpiece.
"I don't know if pouring your heart out to an overweight, meth-addicted single mother of two whose under psychiatric care and a court-ordered babysitter would be considered rock bottom, but Mel Gibson might want to go ahead and kill himself."
Oh my god. How is her hair still fucked up from when she shaved it? Did it never grow back? She needs to just shave it all off again and let it come back naturally, and wear a wig if she's that insecure.
Looks like Britney has very little of her own hair. She doesn't seem concerned with taking care of her REAL hair. Maybe she'll end up like Naomi Campbell; bald from too much weaving and glue. Mel could do worse than having Britney as a friend. Oh wait, he HAS done worse.
On the one hand I think Oksana really is a gold digging whore, on the other hand, she is a reasonably successful songwriter and no doubt gets a check from Timothy Dalton every month....either way, Mel is barking mad.
I can't look at those shitney pics; they make me want to puke. She's got tree trunk legs, cellulite thighs, canckles, saggy ass, a pooch gut, floppy dried up titty bags with downward pointing nipples, an IQ hovering around 80 and a ratty head of nasty weave. DISGUSTING.
Stupid shitney should just shave her head & move the hell out of LA. She doesn't cut it anymore; she's ugly as hell, stupid as hell and disgusting as hell. Move back to the swamp, darlin'; that's where you belong...
57 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm not going to knock this news. If he needs a friend, then I'm cool with them talking to each other. Britney does seem better now and if she can help Mel, then more power to her.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 04:53:07
LOL if this is even true, this is hilarious because it's so pathetic. I agree, Todd--I would pay to hear this conversation!
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:00:50
i say britney should be in charge of mel's psychiatric therapy.
that would be so great.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:04:33
She could be his sponsor!
By fubar, on July 21, 2010 05:07:56
mels gonna end up with some really really fucked up hair.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:14:22
How come nobody's told her about her hair? Was it really so bad when she shaved her head bald? No.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:18:13
Ok, I'm going to go on record and say "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY IS THAT RAT THING ON SHITNEY'S HEAD????" I guess daddy spears forgot to put the thorazine in shitney's cheese grits; can someone please make sure she doesn't wander out of the house like this again? Absolutely disgusting; I almost threw up in my mouth...
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:19:12
#1 - Wha? Shitney seems better? Did you see that banner pic? She's a nasty matted down fake hair headed bald freak...
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:20:37
Sheeet. Mel cannot keep "hand" over his paid Russian whores?! And he turns to Spears to help strenghthen his game??!? This is Mad Fucking Max. Lethal Weapon Riggs!
It is official, Manhood is over. Our only choice as men is to either become elf-boot wearing metrosexual fags or go full post-op-penis-tuck trannies, like Hendricks.
By Yeah, I said that about Hendricks, on July 21, 2010 05:24:07
it's funny, everyone can forgive Roman Polanski, who DRUGGED AND RAPED A CHILD!!! But Mel, who has stood by a lot a people in their time of need can't catch a break.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:36:47
I'm watching Payback right now.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:38:27
Umm...WTF is going on with Britney's hair???!
It looks like a warzone!
By Miss T, on July 21, 2010 05:50:50
That picture is one of the grossest things I have ever seen,including autopsies.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:51:32
I think Mel is o.k. so make it two friends.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:56:42
If Britney were sane do you think she would go around with her hair like that?
Who else is on the line? Nick Nolte? The California Raisins?
By Denise still on top, on July 21, 2010 06:06:45
do you think he uses his lost puppy voice with brit, or his dad from the twisted sister videos voice.
By dude, on July 21, 2010 06:15:59
She's actually pretty sane now. She just is lazy and doesn't brush that weave. I mean at least she returns the favor...
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 06:20:37
I've seen nicer fur on road-kill than whatever that is clinging to her scalp...
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 06:26:37
Ohhhh, this has potential. Britney should use the recorded rants as backing vocals in her...ahem..."music" and then Mel can grow a gnarly beard, go on tour with her, and just stomp around the stage and unleash to his heart's content while Britney lip-syncs and shakes her ass...I'd buy tickets for that.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 06:26:47
brit--from the back it looks like your brain is exposed.
By dude, on July 21, 2010 06:35:16
Brit wants to make Mel feel better.look at her hair, needs protein. Mel has a protein snack in his pants and Brit can't wait.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 06:37:34
oh dear..the crazy leading the insane..perfect..
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 06:59:27
She must be so friggin unhappy w the way her life has turned out. The Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb" is a perfect fit for her. She is all jacked up on all sorts of meds to control her batshit crazy brain. I actually feel sorry for her.
By Joe Dirt, on July 21, 2010 07:20:36
MY EYES! MY EYES!
By giraffe tamer, on July 21, 2010 07:29:48
Isn't that a really old picture?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 08:03:51
Does she have cellulitis on her scalp?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 08:04:41
Mel should just make his own small films. He can afford to make good small movies like John Huston or Clint Eastwood. Apocalypto was a great movie. Like lilo he achieved his celebrity through talent. Who cares what no talents think or say. If Mel can make movies for intelligent adults I'm in. Its not like he got cornholed and pissed on and then put it on the net.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 08:42:05
Britney, for the love of God, please give me my nest back.
By Ben, on July 21, 2010 08:53:56
I'm sure Britney is laying down some rock solid advice. Soak it up Mel.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 09:16:21
You just know she longs to suck Mel's nicotine-soaked cockadoodle.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 09:19:07
Lol...this is so out there I can't even mock it. Freaks seek each other out, empathize and sometimes help each other gain perspective. Maybe she'll convince him to try better living through chemistry and even out the moods a bit.
By Staci, on July 21, 2010 09:42:38
It's kind of scaring me. I don't know what I am looking at in the banner pic. Is their butterscotch pudding in her hair, is it dirty? Why is it shiny? Why, why, why. So many unanswered questions.
By Brat, on July 21, 2010 09:52:41
#10 "[E]veryone can forgive Roman Polanski..." WTF. Who do you hang with? I don't know of anyone who considers him anything but a piece of shit.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 09:56:21
The medicine Britney is on seems to have helped her, so maybe they can get Mel on something to take the edge off.
Plus, his ex-girlfriend seems to be getting herself into an extortion case, so maybe that whole deal will settle down.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 09:59:23
He needs to talk to his old friend Gary Busey.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 10:06:36
Awesome Todd! Thanks!
By gsx, on July 21, 2010 10:43:39
i'm glad you posted the pic, Todd. I've never seen a weave up close and it's kind of interesting--reminds me of the way they sew the mouths closed on corpses. i bet the backs of their heads look that way when they rebuild 'em for the viewing.
...plus, thanks to #28, i now have the lyrics to a jackson five song stuck in my head, so it's a great day all around.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 11:03:09
i defend mel. having dated a crazy, money-hungry russian, i'll always take the other side. mel, you are forgiven.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 11:24:15
... Like lilo he achieved his celebrity through talent.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 08:42:05
I see whorehan's paid posting whore is busy at work here. Give it a rest already; don't compare Mel Gibson (who's crazy but very talented) to BLOWhan (whose only talents appear to be selling herself to Cannes cokeswingers for blow and making an ass of herself)...
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 11:42:25
Perhaps others have already posted this, but L.A. is a messed up place and it's not too difficult to find yourself tumbling down the rabbit hole. We're all lost assholes to some degree.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 12:02:57
"I'm watching Payback right now.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 05:38:27
Awesome movie.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 12:20:04
HOLY CRAP!
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 12:20:34
Britney, release the weave back into the wild and let your scalp breathe for God's sake. In the meantime, if you need any semblence of hair, get a good wig and wear it when you need it, God knows you got the money to buy a good hairpiece.
And to think this girl used to be hot.
By Christina Aguilera, on July 21, 2010 12:58:14
"I don't know if pouring your heart out to an overweight, meth-addicted single mother of two whose under psychiatric care and a court-ordered babysitter would be considered rock bottom, but Mel Gibson might want to go ahead and kill himself."
LMFAO. Oh man, that made my day, thanks Todd ! :)
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 13:22:28
Oh my god. How is her hair still fucked up from when she shaved it? Did it never grow back? She needs to just shave it all off again and let it come back naturally, and wear a wig if she's that insecure.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 13:48:09
If her hair looks like that I don't even want to imagine what her crotch is like. OMFG
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 17:04:50
Looks like Britney has very little of her own hair. She doesn't seem concerned with taking care of her REAL hair. Maybe she'll end up like Naomi Campbell; bald from too much weaving and glue. Mel could do worse than having Britney as a friend. Oh wait, he HAS done worse.
By jaye, on July 21, 2010 17:43:00
Phone records or Britney is having meth hallucinations again.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 21:04:28
Do you think they'll have sex?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2010 22:49:17
On the one hand I think Oksana really is a gold digging whore, on the other hand, she is a reasonably successful songwriter and no doubt gets a check from Timothy Dalton every month....either way, Mel is barking mad.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 03:13:30
"cats have grandparents" = GOLD
By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 04:27:33
she is NOT overweight. A disgusting pig? yes. But she is NOT fat.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 05:05:44
There's a certain amount of shit a woman would put up with to be with a man like Mel. A real man.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 05:39:26
I can't look at those shitney pics; they make me want to puke. She's got tree trunk legs, cellulite thighs, canckles, saggy ass, a pooch gut, floppy dried up titty bags with downward pointing nipples, an IQ hovering around 80 and a ratty head of nasty weave. DISGUSTING.
Stupid shitney should just shave her head & move the hell out of LA. She doesn't cut it anymore; she's ugly as hell, stupid as hell and disgusting as hell. Move back to the swamp, darlin'; that's where you belong...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 05:41:49
She's looking "fluffy". Too many intimate nights with a daikon radish and a bottle of merlot.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 07:38:35
whatever wigger
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 04:36:28
A blindfolded duck could do a better extension job. Who ever did this to Brit Brit should be hit very, very hard. Fucking disgusting.
By Grace, on July 23, 2010 19:24:18
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