25 Comments:

1. Suck it up, Buttercup! hahaha!

   By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 15:52:20

2. If only they had made her remove her fake lips!

   By RaraAvis, on July 22, 2010 15:54:45

3. If it helps the odds, I've DEFINITELY read this in several places. And if not, we can pretend. It's funny either way!

   By Ladyseven, on July 22, 2010 16:24:02

4. Why would you think this story isn't true, they don't let you wear hair extension in jail, and I doubt that they would let her wear fake eyelashes either.

   By Trax, on July 22, 2010 16:51:14

5. fucking jerkwad sheriff jailers! bunch of fuck faces!

   By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 17:04:26

6. yeah i dont know why this would be fake it sounds very realistic

   By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 17:12:26

7. I'm going to pretend it's real. I'm now laughing my ass off at the thought of her thinking she could walk into jail with hair extensions & eyelashes; dumbass...
   
   C'mon, it's bullshit. We saw the pic of her in court, just before she was handcuffed; she didn't look like she had extensions in or eyelashes on. The british tabloids are even worse than ours (which is hard to believe), so of course it's BS...

   By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 17:41:21

8. The holocaust was on non-Jews. The Jews ran to other countries and switched their names to hide their identity. This, of course, was after Jews declared war on Anglo Germans first. The cowards had Jew bankers force other nations to use their brave men to fight and die. Jews, meanwhile, took the jobs that the drafted men once held and lived nicely. In France, the cowardly Jews even lived in French homes but never showed an ounce of gratitude for it. In England, Jews took the jobs that English men held before being drafted by the Jew banker Rothschild who had taken over the Bank of England by lying to the press about the outcome of the Waterloo Battle.
   
   Jews lies have caught up with them. Now that libeling people with "anti-semitism" doesn't work anymore, the truth has come out about the thieving, lying, warmonger Jews who have taken over others nations by crying that everyone hates them just because they are Jew. Everyone gets killed by Jews because Jews are at war with all non-Jews and always will be until they form New Jerusalem through lies and deceit.
   
   Dinosaurs were real though.

   By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 18:12:14

9. We can only hope!

   By Red Cat, on July 22, 2010 18:56:18

10. I HATE Lindsay Lohan but is it really necessary to humiliate prisoners? I have heard stories of male guards strip searching female inmates even when on their period and other such disgusting stuff. That seems extremely abusive to me.....These people are human beings in spite of whatever they have done wrong.

    By Just Sayin', on July 22, 2010 19:25:17

11. total bs, lies, it didn't happen they're going to publish it and say it happened and she's probably signed a backroom deal with them to lighten her sentence if she plays it up even though she's probably sitting in an office or who the hell knows if shes really even in there. I dont buy it, these california judges are complete sellouts.

    By anonymous, on July 22, 2010 19:34:32

12. How many wardens! lol They got wardens from 10 Jails, they had a party. This is not the Rock for christ sakes! I hate her but its not like she knocked off Barneys pub and shot Barn between the eyes leaving his wife and kids alone. The cunt is just a moron....

    By HWang, on July 22, 2010 19:36:06

13. The British tabs are good for nothing but tits and football. If one of them reported that the sky was blue I'd go outside and check, fully expecting it to be plaid instead!!

    By erect@hardon.cum, on July 22, 2010 20:59:53

14. FIX news, utter rubbish 24/7.

    By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 02:19:35

15. #8, shouldn't you be posting on JihadDaily.com or IMasturbatetoBinLaden.com or something?

    By chucky, on July 23, 2010 04:50:23

16. #8, please get a cat scan immediately or up the dosage on your meds; your ignorance is showing.
    
    As for whorehan, she's just an entitled arrogant would-be princess; a pampered poodle. The thought of her having to pull out all her fake hair & the fake eyelashes is hilarious; I hope it was true...

    By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 05:02:53

17. I guess they were afraid she would braid a garrote out of her extensions and take out a guard.

    By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 05:06:31

18. #10 check your sources cause those stories are unmitigated BS. Male prison guards are not under any circumstances allowed to search or touch a female inmate, they cannot even be on the females' wing without supervision.
    
    Also, any clothing or accessories that can be manipulated into a weapon is confiscated. Lindsay could -and I fucken wish she would- hang herself with a noose made of hair extensions (lol). The logic behind taking out the eyelashes I can't reasonably explain... however who can reasonably explain to me why this fucktard chose to wear them to jail in the first place.

    By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 05:35:01

19. Too bad they missed ripping her spine from her throat.

    By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 06:49:31

20. This is jail
    
    Pffffffff
    
    Nine fucking days is all she will serve. Nine.
    
    That's the "unmitigated BS" about this whole affair. I am literally frothing at the mouth over this.

    By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 13:04:23

21. Oh. Well that does it. That punishment alone will be all that is needed to make Linds a reformed upstanding citizen again.

    By yeah, right, on July 23, 2010 13:37:57

22. what the fuck is wrong with her lip?

    By Grace Yip, on July 23, 2010 19:21:01

23. In breaking news, our sources at the BBC report that comedian Benny Hill has been chased to his death by a mob of irate women in sexy lingerie.
    

    By Fox News Update, on July 23, 2010 19:52:18

24. I think it is a rule that you have to remove fake hair. The guy, Phil Spector, the record producer who got canned for 2nd degree murder, had to remove his hair piece. Lindsay should be grateful that she doesn't have a rat's nest like Britney; at least I don't think she does. lol.

    By jaye, on July 26, 2010 15:05:26

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