Katy Perry Is Getting Married In October
A record label created image and a comedian whose accent make people think he's funny are entering the bonds of holy matrimony. Page Six reports:
Katy Perry and Russell Brand plan to marry in Maui in late Octo ber, sources tell Page Six. The sultry singer and tight-trousered comic will have an in timate ceremony at a private location on the island. Speculation has been rife ever since their New Year's Eve engagement. Perry re cently said, "I hear these crazy stories -- we are going to get married in latex, underwear, in spandex, in Japan, in India, in Thailand. But I think all this craziness . . . is really funny. And I don't set the record straight as I love this chaotic circus of wrong in formation." Her rep didn't get back to us.
Russell Brand looks like Robert Smith if Robert Smith talked to mailboxes and snorted a cargo ship full of blow everyday and thought extra-terrestrials were tapping his phone. Katy Perry is more annoying than a Snooki-voiced car alarm and she shouldn't be allowed to hum a song, much less sing one. But she has really big tits. So there's that. My Life's Little Instruction Book says I should become the most positive and enthusiastic person I know, but it also says you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk, so I don't know what the fuck they're talking about half the time. Wow, thanks for the book, grandma.
