Carrie Underwood Is An Awesome Wife

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  1. Poor Carrie Fisher (haha!). I guess the glamorous life of being a puck-bunny is already wearing off. What a fucktard.

    By Jacks, on August 20, 2010 06:42:29

  2. What's up with all these celebrity chicks marrying hockey thugs?

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 06:48:10

  3. I'm so tired of these sports stars and celebrities pretending that they can have real relationships. He's just as dumb for thinking she wasn't going to turn into an irrational bitch after they got married. It's what girls do...It's been happening for centuries.

    By mainj, on August 20, 2010 06:52:58

  4. Mike's a super nice guy. Met him twice. Never met Carrie, but she has always given off an impression of being a selfish, cold-hearted, bitch. This is not unexpected.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 06:58:56

  5. Celebrities. Just like us. Changing as soon as that ring is on the finger. Next up: the weight gain. Just watch.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:02:52

  6. Their marriage stands a much better chance of success if they're separated by 2000 miles

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:05:08

  7. U Froots of curse she a cunt now she has ring damn aint yall never fucked no southern twat they all the same. Let her leave him I don givea puck and I'll run up quick and retreive it. Carry Underwear is my Okie from (A small town just SW of) Muskogee!

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:11:27

  8. She should definitely move to Ottawa

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:12:38

  9. No wonder Romo got rid of her

    By D, on August 20, 2010 07:25:44

  10. The Ottawa Senators suck horse cocks.

    By Ottawa sucks, on August 20, 2010 07:26:34

  11. I give this marriage another six months. By then it will be splitsville.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:36:07

  12. They will be part of the 50% of marriages that end up divorced, and I predict sooner than later.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:55:15

  13. Geez, can't this bitch realize with there combined money, she can get on a fucking plane whenever she wants. Have two houses!! They will not last, and she'll end up fat and singing depressing "cuntry" songs the rest of her life.

    *Don't always marry the best looking chick, they usually are the most nuts!

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 07:57:42

  14. Why do celebrities always have to marry famous people? Normal people arent that bad. Its taboo.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 08:10:26

  15. Celebrities marry other celebrities because they are enamoured with the celebrity lifestyle. In many cases they end up reinforcing each other's delusions.
    Celebrities who want to retain some tether to reality, need to marry someone normal/non-famous.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 08:23:55

  16. I never saw the appeal of this girl. Her music sucks and she looks like every other sorority girl who wears a ton of makeup and has cheap looking dyed hair. Chisel that shit off and tell me what she looks like. You could find better looking women at Dunkin' Donuts.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 08:38:57

  17. Shes not Carrie Fisher until we have Princess Leia, Return of the Jedi style bikini pics... until then shes just Carrie under the impression the world revolves around her little head.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 08:53:17

  18. 15. 'delusions'....

    YEP. And the marriage fails because you can't hold anything together with just two nuts. ;)

    By joejoe, on August 20, 2010 09:06:52

  19. Hope he sticks to his guns, but then she will walk away and blame him for not being supportive of her career. Bullshit. Live up to your commitments - if you said you would live in Canada, then fucking live there.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 09:40:44

  20. Carrie is boring and stupid, but seriously, who would want to live in Canada?

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 10:02:29

  21. No she's not "backtracking" she's trying to do what all women do once they get married and a little time has taken place. They try and coerce the guy into settling down being cave and doing what ultimately she wants to do using the power of the pussy. This is can be considered fraud on her part and grounds for an annulment. Sounds like he ain't ready to settle down as it doesn't work on all guys. She's probably been told by her manager that if she moves away from Nashville her career will dry up as well as his commission.

    By Amazing Larry, on August 20, 2010 10:22:06

  22. #16 I totally agree. Her body isn't hot either.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 11:38:13

  23. Fuck this chick. If she promised to go she should go. The guy is dumb for marrying someone based a zillion miles away, but hey she had promised to change that. Meanwhile he could probably fuck a dozen chicks that are hotter than her on a regular basis right nearby. She has that whole diva thing going on, which is why no famous man should marry a famous woman. All the bad traits of the female sex become exponentially worse when they're famous. They say the divorce rate is still 50% over 30 years and wonder why. The truth is it'd be over 75% if men hadn't wised up at least a little. Men are holding off marriage till later than ever before, and there are more single led households than ever before. There is no benefit to a man to get married and she's an example of why.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 12:03:26

  24. It's that thin upper lip that gives it away that's she's a raging psycho koonta, not to mention a deceitful liar.

    The guy should end it and cut his losses. The only guy she'll be happy with is a pet poodle at her beck and call. I nominate Jon Gosselin.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 12:48:26

  25. i would eat a mile of her shit just to see the ass that it came from

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 12:54:29

  26. I always wondered how Romo could dump her and then move on to Jessica Simpson. I figured that she was some kind of raging bitch. Now I know

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 13:45:04

  27. I never saw anything in Carrie Underwood that I haven't seen at Karoke Night at my local dive bar. She looks like cheap whore and a cunt. I feel sorry for this Fisher dude. I give it 2 years. Her music sucks, is very predictable and boring, just like her...she seems very self centered and absorbed and you could see it when her and Brad Paisley were hosting some country award show and Paisley was praising Taylor Swift for winning the Entertainer of the Year award at only 19 years old..bitch interupts him, grabs the microphone and goes "aren't we awesome"......get a life bitch.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 17:23:45

  28. She is gorgeous and sings beautifully. She seems like a nice girl. I don't see them as a couple though. They don't look right together...

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 17:59:30

  29. Who cares. He's homely and a bore. And she wears a ton of makeup and has a flat nose. She looks like Holly Madison.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2010 00:08:17

  30. What is this, 1950? Why do you all expect her to give up everything for him because he might have a penis? At least she has a real career. He needs to move to Nashville and be supportive of her!

    Fat chicks might have to give in to demands of misogynistic men, but pretty women can dump him and find someone who treats her better.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2010 04:13:40

  31. 30 - LOl, I knew a moron like you would come along sooner or later trumpeting the "sexism" card.

    However, if you'd actually read the post before spewing your half-baked diatribe you'd know that... Before the wedding, Underwood stated publicly that she and Fisher would be moving to Ottawa and that she couldn't wait to build their dream house there.

    Fanatics like you are always stupid, no matter what the stripe.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2010 04:23:28

  32. I can't stand carrie snatchface, however, how reliable can a story out of the enquirer be? is this article before or after the one about the wolfman's alien son having sex with a midget and then giving birth to a bearded woman?

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2010 09:19:34

  33. Yeah, well, I voted for Bo Bice anyway.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2010 16:10:03

  34. That bitch got some ugly ass fingers. And her face. I call that bitch HOGHEAD.

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2010 11:34:06

  35. #31, I knew a hypocrite like you would come along. Oh sure, NOW you types say women should be home, barefoot, pregnant, giving up her life to follow a man around and supporting his life and career choices. But 3 years from now when they are divorcing, you'll be the first to say, "Why should she get any settlement in the divorce?! She should have kept her own career and made her own money, the gold digging bitch!"

    And you sound fat.

    By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 14:36:37

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