I'm sure the ability to have a nutritionist and a personal trainer (or three) also helps. You can't do that much plastic without looking way too fake, and she still looks good. The things she has had done, have been very high end too, I'm sure, instead of that discount stuff you see on trout faces all the time.
Looking at the article link they list the coaching wages as part of her "surgery bill"...hah.
Also, it does seem like more of the roles for women of her age of any real substance are on TV right now. Television is rife with 40ish women in some really good parts. If she really wants to do some good work, maybe she should think about a series. She is still a big enough name to headline some huge try at a show.
Dr Brian Novak in Beverly Hills is her plastic surgeon. This guy does amazing work. No morning trout face. But his work doesn't come cheap. 50G's minimum for a facelift. I know three women who've had work done by him and unless they told you, you'd guess that they lost ten pounds & five years. most common folk ain't gotz 50G's....
I love how these pathetic washed up has-beens have to take half naked pictures of themselves to get attention. The paptards don't even follow her around anymore.
Lessee, nutritionist and trainer and lots of plastic surgery. All that and she still can't get a movie role.
And 2 is right, she could probably do very well on a TV show, but I think she wouldn't wanna admit her star has come down to the point where TV is her only option.
Plastic surgery doesn't make you look young, it just makes you look like an alien. Or a mannequin. Or an alien mannequin. In any case, I think the top three factors working in Demi's favor are a. good genes, b. eating right and c. exercise. Oh - and getting enough sleep, that's a BIG one way too many people overlook.
Ashton is in the nearby bedroom, hammering the two 18 year olds he gets each day to stay married to this gal.
She likely gives him every manner of fetish sex in order to keep him around. Otherwise he would dump her menopausal ass for the hot punani offered hourly.
I don't care if she looks good or not, but posting pictures of yourself online in a bikini at her age is embarassing. She was too old to be doing crap like this 10 years ago.
Bitch, we know you're a fucking hundred years old. The glasses don't hide that fact. Why do old bitches with good bodies think people don't know they are middle aged if they just always wear huge retarded sunglasses?
No doubt she looks great for her age. And yes she puts younger women to shame. But wouldnt anyone with the available funds and resources to stay in TOP shape??
Besides the obvious, there is just one thing that cant be reversed. The vagina. I would take a mediocre chick with a nice vagina anyday over Demis grandma dry-vag.
25 & 26, exactly. I'm embarrassed for her and don't even like her. The only interesting thing in the photos is the bathroom. I think that's a teak wood sauna behind her.
All I can think about is how mortified I would be if I were one of her daughters. Who really wants to think, yeah, that's my mom, posing in the bathroom like a 13 year old on Myspace...
Oh, and who wears sunglasses in the bathroom? An aging hobag who was probably drunk the night before and doesn't want lines and bags to show, that's who.
hahahaha, phlease get to grow up demi, you had your time, what is she hungry for. what an embarassement for her kids. she is stupid.no way in heaven she looks good, thanks for all the plastic she's done. didnt her knee fall off one day. they glued her back. pathetic
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Leave Your CommentI'm sure the ability to have a nutritionist and a personal trainer (or three) also helps. You can't do that much plastic without looking way too fake, and she still looks good. The things she has had done, have been very high end too, I'm sure, instead of that discount stuff you see on trout faces all the time.
By Dave, on August 31, 2010 17:22:51
Looking at the article link they list the coaching wages as part of her "surgery bill"...hah.
Also, it does seem like more of the roles for women of her age of any real substance are on TV right now. Television is rife with 40ish women in some really good parts. If she really wants to do some good work, maybe she should think about a series. She is still a big enough name to headline some huge try at a show.
By Dave, on August 31, 2010 17:27:10
Dr Brian Novak in Beverly Hills is her plastic surgeon. This guy does amazing work. No morning trout face. But his work doesn't come cheap. 50G's minimum for a facelift. I know three women who've had work done by him and unless they told you, you'd guess that they lost ten pounds & five years. most common folk ain't gotz 50G's....
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 17:50:30
I'd pay to see her in Striptease two!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 17:58:08
She looks fake and plastic.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 18:06:24
I love how these pathetic washed up has-beens have to take half naked pictures of themselves to get attention. The paptards don't even follow her around anymore.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 18:08:12
this 47 year old woman puts both your 20-something Sophies to shame.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 18:09:47
She probably just exercises... unlike most americans.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 18:18:03
First picture, she looks pretty leathery. Something tells me her muff smells like a ball mitt.
By Deadsider, on August 31, 2010 18:35:00
There's nothing wrong with GOOD plastic surgery. Then there's Tara Reid and Heidi Montag... that's all I'll say about that.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 18:48:02
Lessee, nutritionist and trainer and lots of plastic surgery. All that and she still can't get a movie role.
And 2 is right, she could probably do very well on a TV show, but I think she wouldn't wanna admit her star has come down to the point where TV is her only option.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 19:48:14
Put it away grandma!!
I mean Jesus...what a She-douche.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 21:18:40
Plastic surgery doesn't make you look young, it just makes you look like an alien. Or a mannequin. Or an alien mannequin. In any case, I think the top three factors working in Demi's favor are a. good genes, b. eating right and c. exercise. Oh - and getting enough sleep, that's a BIG one way too many people overlook.
And yeah, I'd do her.
By erect@hardon.cum, on August 31, 2010 23:13:09
that bathroom...gross.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 23:33:10
Plastic, paper I really don't give a crap. Given the chance I wont get off her, not even for Christmas.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 01:09:30
classy...ahem
By DanishGirl, on September 1, 2010 01:10:14
All wanna-be MILFS take note!
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 01:33:41
so is this what happens when ur husband is busy with ur x-husband in the bedroom?
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 02:05:27
#17 you mean GILFs
By chucky, on September 1, 2010 03:28:32
Yuk, she looks bony as hell. Why is she wearing sunglasses indoors?
By Mr Anonymous!, on September 1, 2010 03:52:44
gross
By tizzle, on September 1, 2010 04:02:29
Could this woman be any more narcissistic?
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 04:26:38
Women love cell phone cameras. The blurry graininess of the images nicely mask the scars, wrinkles and rolls. Oh well. Hope Ashton's having fun!
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 05:06:38
Ashton is in the nearby bedroom, hammering the two 18 year olds he gets each day to stay married to this gal.
She likely gives him every manner of fetish sex in order to keep him around. Otherwise he would dump her menopausal ass for the hot punani offered hourly.
No way is he monogamous with grandma there.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 05:49:00
I don't care if she looks good or not, but posting pictures of yourself online in a bikini at her age is embarassing. She was too old to be doing crap like this 10 years ago.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 05:49:20
agree with 25...this is just mortifying. Grow up Demi. Pathetic.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 07:14:56
Bitch, we know you're a fucking hundred years old. The glasses don't hide that fact. Why do old bitches with good bodies think people don't know they are middle aged if they just always wear huge retarded sunglasses?
By Buck, on September 1, 2010 08:27:02
Cunt
By Andy, on September 1, 2010 08:43:29
No doubt she looks great for her age. And yes she puts younger women to shame. But wouldnt anyone with the available funds and resources to stay in TOP shape??
Besides the obvious, there is just one thing that cant be reversed. The vagina. I would take a mediocre chick with a nice vagina anyday over Demis grandma dry-vag.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 08:48:20
25 & 26, exactly. I'm embarrassed for her and don't even like her. The only interesting thing in the photos is the bathroom. I think that's a teak wood sauna behind her.
By Staci, on September 1, 2010 09:35:55
No hips, funky tits, and leather skin. Egads!
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 10:00:27
She looks better than most girls in their early 20's. Most girls today are nothing but fatties.... More power to her she looks great.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 10:06:47
All I can think about is how mortified I would be if I were one of her daughters. Who really wants to think, yeah, that's my mom, posing in the bathroom like a 13 year old on Myspace...
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 11:14:15
Typical Hollyweird attention whore.Fugly.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 12:56:27
All these posts insisting that she's hotter than young girls and is sooooo hawt are probably posted by Demi herself.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 21:55:44
Oh, and who wears sunglasses in the bathroom? An aging hobag who was probably drunk the night before and doesn't want lines and bags to show, that's who.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 21:56:43
And yet, I would still hit it.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 22:01:07
She looks like a 2003 myspace 18 year old photo slut. Except a lot older...
By anonymous, on September 2, 2010 04:49:22
hahahaha, phlease get to grow up demi, you had your time, what is she hungry for.
what an embarassement for her kids.
she is stupid.no way in heaven she looks good, thanks for all the plastic she's done.
didnt her knee fall off one day. they glued her back. pathetic
By anonymous, on September 2, 2010 05:34:00
She looks like a half-starved thai tranny hooker. One word on why Ashton stays "GUMMER!!"
By bitingontinfoil, on September 2, 2010 18:23:25
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