I think a lot of guys of all backgrounds will be turned off by the fact that she's a single mother and obvious golddigger, however her money will likely ensure that the next man in her life won't have to deal with her children very much if he doesn't want to. The fact that she's what's known as a "mudshark" also might taint her, though again the money factor will lead many otherwise-racist fortune-hunters to overlook this.
Elin is attractive in a boring, unexceptional and vanilla way, and her beauty won't be much of a drawing point. Her intelligence is a non-isuse though she looks like she licks windows in addition to the black stick for money.
So if she wants a guy in her future, of course no self-respecting, successful rich man will want to go near her because she's a trophy wife minus the youthful hotness, and has already shown her cards as a gold digger.
Any guy in her future will likely be a young sneazeball and Elin will never know real love again. Not that she had real love with Tiger.
When you break it all down, Woods basically rented her vagina for an astonishing $54,000 a DAY. NO vag is worth that, I don't care if she can bend rebar with the thing. Marriage and kids are man-made prisons, a ship of fools. Now some dude will end up balls-deep in her and live like a god off Tiger's golf money, his whole career amounts to a big joke...all because he wanted some strange ass. Fail.
For all we know, it was probably an elaborate scheme that she concocted in an effort to extort those Millions from one Eldrich Woods. Maybe she had prior knowledge to Tiger's sexual exploits and decided to pursue a relationship that later led to a marriage. A marriage that was destined to fail and collapse upon itself. She probably knew all along that he was out whoring with everything from high priced pros to two dollar hoes. She knew that life would be good for a while and one day lower the boom. Now she's multi-millionaire with legions of sympathizers and a story that's every bit as sordid as it is a shame. I can only speculate and this is just a hypothetical scenario. But women can be treacherous and calculating. They have a keen ability to identify your strengths and capitalize on your weaknesses with devious skill. They have the power to create life and the will to destroy it.
Hell yeah she's happy. If I could give up access to a billion dollars and get $100 million, and all I had to deal with is the whole world knowing that my spouse liked to abuse pharmaceuticals and screw numerous skanky whores... oh wait, no I wouldn't like that very much.
In few months time nobody will ever hear from her again, or care. Tiger's the one that matters and for better or worse will stay in the public life throughout his golfing career which still has many years to go. Not that I give a crap about him either, mind you.
While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us...
Let's be honest. Banging anything with a vagina that he could find was (and likely still is) of paramount importance to Tiger. Not much else.
$50,000K+ a fucking DAY! Jesus Christ on a motorbike, almost four HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars a week for being married to a wealthy man for five measly years. She should call every one of Tiger's whores and arrange a "Tiger's Penis Made Us Rich" gala luncheon for the lot of them. Wish I had a cash dispenser between my legs, but all I have is this useless penis.
Love the obvious hypocrisy of #1. So it's OK for a guy to be a gold digger and marry her for the money?
They'd still be married if it wasn't for Tiger fucking around. And maybe if there were no kids involved then I'd tell Elin to suck it up and deal with his cheating. But I think she did the right thing for them, if they're going to have any chance of not repeating their father's/grandfather's selfish patterns.
It would have been cheaper for Tiger to hire a maid, a cook, a gardener, an accountant, a personal assistant, and a Craigslist hooker every day than to get married.
Tiger is apparently not so good with numbers beyond "threesome".
#2 has it nailed! I hope that right this second Elin is lying on top of a huge pile of Tiger's cash wearing nothing but high heels and diamonds as the pool boys make her thoroughly airtight. Maybe she'll feel sorry for him and send him a tape so he can spank to it.
Poor dumb no-taste-having Tiger. Alienating a Nordic Goddess like that just so's he can tap some fugly, skanktastic hos. Too bad, so sad...
Hmmmm....lot's of Tiger's camp on this site all of a sudden. If she's a whore, then so am I; after all, I got married and pregnant and don't have to work.
lol for ignorance & absolute stupidity! tiger is the lying, cheating, nasty sack of flaming shit but Elin is the one called a gold digger! loooool!!!!!! she's actually from a pretty wealthy family here in sweden but she still paid for her education herself by working in supermarkets etc. tiger was the one desperately wanting to meet her!
but yes, im sure her diabolic master plan was to meet woods, force him to marry her & to bear & care for 2 of his offspring. because as we all know pregnancy & giving birth is a walk in the park! surely the rest of her plan was to force poor innocent tiger to stick his dick in filthy skanks for years just to have it all known to the public in order to get rid of the bastard in a very embarassing & public divorce. the she devil then has the audacity to get some money off of the pill popping, skank fucking angel that is tiger woods. god forbid she gets compensated for the humiliation & suffering she caused herself (according to post #1 anyways). the american people, with their vast experience with gold diggers, all recognised what a filthy whore elin was long before her husband cheated on her! shame on you elin for planning this all along, shame on you for putting your children through such a traumatic & damaging experience, shame on you & may you burn in hell for preventing poor ol' tiger from being the fantastic, angelic piece of golfing gold that he so desperately wants to come off as! good job to most of the above posts representing the american people on this website for supporting your fellow american in tigers quest for skanky pussy & illegal substances! may all his dreams come true & lets hope his children will one day see their mother for the gold digging, psychic witch that she is! when she comes to sweden, im going to ask her to foresee my future since that's what all you retards claim she must have done with her own & then chosen to go through with it! god bless you tiger & may you continue to make your people proud!
She deserves it. He cheated and humiliated her in front of the world. If he didn't want to pay her an enormous divorce settlement, he shouldn't have married, or impregnated, her. What you seem to forget is that when you marry someone you agree to share your wordly goods.
The only good thing about this div orce is that it was quiet No gloria whore-red or those other talkiong heads Tiger is now free to drill decent pussy Elin is now free to get pumped by her manwhores The kids are now free to turn into drug addiocted brats Aaaahh... Good times...
I wish that the men who claim Elin is a golddigger could experience childbirth (twice) and see how much they feel the experience would be worth. She never chose to be with a man who couldn't keep it in his pants and was at risk every time he came home from fucking his whores. God knows what kind of disease he could have brought into that relationship. I would bet she would give up all the money if she could have the life I'm sure she planned for on their wedding day, a faithful husband and lovely children.
She does not deserve a dime. She got to smash Tiger's face in with a golf club and that should be her compensation. Everyone seems to overlook this fact.
28 lets not get into the general standard of living discussion because we all know where that leads. although i have to throw this in...we have health care for EVERYONE regardless of wealth! now hush!
29: Worms give birth. Oddly, they do not get $100 million for it.
Also, you make me laugh with this: "I would bet she would give up all the money if she could have the life I'm sure she planned for on their wedding day, a faithful husband and lovely children."
Yeah, right. Knock on any trailer part door in America and offer the woman who answers $100 million if she dumps her loving, faithful husband. His ass will be curbside before you finish the word "million".
The people that say she didn't deserve any money are out of their minds. She's not a goldigger, he literally stalked her for a year before she even agreed to date him. She's never been a public person, before or after they got married, raised two kids, and kept her body up after she had those two kids. It not like she was married for 18 months, she was married for six years. Hell yeah she deserves her money. Nothing in her life or marriage spells out golddigger.
33 - your comment makes no fucking sense (just like the last time you made it on another post).
Why would the world's greatest golfer stalk her? He has no reason to. He is the one with the talent, and the money. He could have any number of women at the drop of a hat just for being who he is.
She was a nobody before she became his wife, let's not forget that. It's only because she was married to him we're even talking about her. Get real.
And btw, I hate the whiny little douche and think golf is a joke sport, so I'm no fan or anything.
#34. She was somebody who wasn't married to douche bag before she met Tiger.
Stalking really isn't based upon logic.
Tiger hates failure. Fucking a bunch of whores and losing $100 million, endorsement contracts, etc. is a big failure on his part but he probably blames her. That's often the beginning of a future murder-suicide story or a murder-for-hire story.
He fucked a lot more whores than ended up in the news. Madam Michelle Braun outed a few of them to shut the rest of them up.
A lot of rich guys in business, government, sports, and the entertainment industry fuck a lot of expensive whores. According to Michelle Braun's lawyer, quite a few of them end up marrying the whores they hired. At that level, they're Playboy Playmates, actresses, etc.
Most of them don't get caught. Tiger did.
For the amount of money he has, Tiger slept with a lot of low rent hookers.
When he fucks around on his next wife, he'll pay more and hire hookers that don't need to threaten to expose him to make some cash.
He's probably only pissed at himself for getting caught.
#'s 30, 32 & 34 are the reason why feminism exists. What's hilarious is, they don't (and will never) even realize it. Meh. Retarded is as retarded does.
39 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think a lot of guys of all backgrounds will be turned off by the fact that she's a single mother and obvious golddigger, however her money will likely ensure that the next man in her life won't have to deal with her children very much if he doesn't want to. The fact that she's what's known as a "mudshark" also might taint her, though again the money factor will lead many otherwise-racist fortune-hunters to overlook this.
Elin is attractive in a boring, unexceptional and vanilla way, and her beauty won't be much of a drawing point. Her intelligence is a non-isuse though she looks like she licks windows in addition to the black stick for money.
So if she wants a guy in her future, of course no self-respecting, successful rich man will want to go near her because she's a trophy wife minus the youthful hotness, and has already shown her cards as a gold digger.
Any guy in her future will likely be a young sneazeball and Elin will never know real love again. Not that she had real love with Tiger.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 12:50:54
When you break it all down, Woods basically rented her vagina for an astonishing $54,000 a DAY. NO vag is worth that, I don't care if she can bend rebar with the thing. Marriage and kids are man-made prisons, a ship of fools. Now some dude will end up balls-deep in her and live like a god off Tiger's golf money, his whole career amounts to a big joke...all because he wanted some strange ass. Fail.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 12:52:08
For all we know, it was probably an elaborate scheme that she concocted in an effort to extort those Millions from one Eldrich Woods. Maybe she had prior knowledge to Tiger's sexual exploits and decided to pursue a relationship that later led to a marriage. A marriage that was destined to fail and collapse upon itself. She probably knew all along that he was out whoring with everything from high priced pros to two dollar hoes. She knew that life would be good for a while and one day lower the boom. Now she's multi-millionaire with legions of sympathizers and a story that's every bit as sordid as it is a shame. I can only speculate and this is just a hypothetical scenario. But women can be treacherous and calculating. They have a keen ability to identify your strengths and capitalize on your weaknesses with devious skill. They have the power to create life and the will to destroy it.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 12:55:43
there are so many effing typos in this post. someone wrote this while very stoned or very lazy.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:01:26
She makin' it rain on dem hoes
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:10:42
Next time, marry American, It's cheaper.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:17:15
Hell yeah she's happy. If I could give up access to a billion dollars and get $100 million, and all I had to deal with is the whole world knowing that my spouse liked to abuse pharmaceuticals and screw numerous skanky whores... oh wait, no I wouldn't like that very much.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:23:43
Elin, call me. I can certainly be faithful to a rich Scandinavian woman.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:28:00
$45000 a day for six years. Not bad for her.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:31:32
In few months time nobody will ever hear from her again, or care. Tiger's the one that matters and for better or worse will stay in the public life throughout his golfing career which still has many years to go. Not that I give a crap about him either, mind you.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 13:57:56
She's going to be bangin weird looking Swedish guys the rest of her life.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 14:05:31
She should have gotten more cash from that eggplant
By Meloonrs, on August 23, 2010 14:16:13
I love that canned statement:
While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us...
Let's be honest. Banging anything with a vagina that he could find was (and likely still is) of paramount importance to Tiger. Not much else.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 14:27:41
Whore.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 14:34:25
$50,000K+ a fucking DAY! Jesus Christ on a motorbike, almost four HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars a week for being married to a wealthy man for five measly years. She should call every one of Tiger's whores and arrange a "Tiger's Penis Made Us Rich" gala luncheon for the lot of them. Wish I had a cash dispenser between my legs, but all I have is this useless penis.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 15:18:04
OK Tiger, now you can go back to the party. Get your donut dunked, think about the pussy at every tournament and start kicking these European's ass.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 15:38:19
Love the obvious hypocrisy of #1. So it's OK for a guy to be a gold digger and marry her for the money?
They'd still be married if it wasn't for Tiger fucking around. And maybe if there were no kids involved then I'd tell Elin to suck it up and deal with his cheating. But I think she did the right thing for them, if they're going to have any chance of not repeating their father's/grandfather's selfish patterns.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 16:40:42
it bothers me that super-rich celebrities ever bother to get married at all.
johnny-d + brad pitt got the right idea.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 17:06:08
Tiger got what he deserved. And so did Elin.
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 23, 2010 18:11:31
#14. Makes sense. Tiger Woods is a whoremonger.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 18:50:20
It would have been cheaper for Tiger to hire a maid, a cook, a gardener, an accountant, a personal assistant, and a Craigslist hooker every day than to get married.
Tiger is apparently not so good with numbers beyond "threesome".
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 18:53:44
The highest paid nanny in the history of the world. Should go in the record books.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 20:42:04
#2 has it nailed! I hope that right this second Elin is lying on top of a huge pile of Tiger's cash wearing nothing but high heels and diamonds as the pool boys make her thoroughly airtight. Maybe she'll feel sorry for him and send him a tape so he can spank to it.
Poor dumb no-taste-having Tiger. Alienating a Nordic Goddess like that just so's he can tap some fugly, skanktastic hos. Too bad, so sad...
By erect@hardon.cum, on August 23, 2010 21:17:12
Hmmmm....lot's of Tiger's camp on this site all of a sudden. If she's a whore, then so am I; after all, I got married and pregnant and don't have to work.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2010 22:24:37
lol for ignorance & absolute stupidity! tiger is the lying, cheating, nasty sack of flaming shit but Elin is the one called a gold digger! loooool!!!!!!
she's actually from a pretty wealthy family here in sweden but she still paid for her education herself by working in supermarkets etc. tiger was the one desperately wanting to meet her!
but yes, im sure her diabolic master plan was to meet woods, force him to marry her & to bear & care for 2 of his offspring. because as we all know pregnancy & giving birth is a walk in the park! surely the rest of her plan was to force poor innocent tiger to stick his dick in filthy skanks for years just to have it all known to the public in order to get rid of the bastard in a very embarassing & public divorce. the she devil then has the audacity to get some money off of the pill popping, skank fucking angel that is tiger woods. god forbid she gets compensated for the humiliation & suffering she caused herself (according to post #1 anyways). the american people, with their vast experience with gold diggers, all recognised what a filthy whore elin was long before her husband cheated on her! shame on you elin for planning this all along, shame on you for putting your children through such a traumatic & damaging experience, shame on you & may you burn in hell for preventing poor ol' tiger from being the fantastic, angelic piece of golfing gold that he so desperately wants to come off as! good job to most of the above posts representing the american people on this website for supporting your fellow american in tigers quest for skanky pussy & illegal substances! may all his dreams come true & lets hope his children will one day see their mother for the gold digging, psychic witch that she is! when she comes to sweden, im going to ask her to foresee my future since that's what all you retards claim she must have done with her own & then chosen to go through with it! god bless you tiger & may you continue to make your people proud!
By swedish & proud!, on August 23, 2010 22:59:53
She deserves it. He cheated and humiliated her in front of the world. If he didn't want to pay her an enormous divorce settlement, he shouldn't have married, or impregnated, her. What you seem to forget is that when you marry someone you agree to share your wordly goods.
By Red Cat, on August 24, 2010 00:06:35
The only good thing about this div orce is that it was quiet
No gloria whore-red or those other talkiong heads
Tiger is now free to drill decent pussy
Elin is now free to get pumped by her manwhores
The kids are now free to turn into drug addiocted brats
Aaaahh...
Good times...
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 00:44:33
25 - no such thing as a "wealthy" family in Sweden when the state takes everything you earn.
And you might want to have a shot of aqvavit and calm down. You sound a little hysterical.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 03:07:15
I wish that the men who claim Elin is a golddigger could experience childbirth (twice) and see how much they feel the experience would be worth. She never chose to be with a man who couldn't keep it in his pants and was at risk every time he came home from fucking his whores. God knows what kind of disease he could have brought into that relationship. I would bet she would give up all the money if she could have the life I'm sure she planned for on their wedding day, a faithful husband and lovely children.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 04:13:16
She does not deserve a dime. She got to smash Tiger's face in with a golf club and that should be her compensation. Everyone seems to overlook this fact.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 04:38:45
28 lets not get into the general standard of living discussion because we all know where that leads. although i have to throw this in...we have health care for EVERYONE regardless of wealth! now hush!
& perhaps i will have a drink!
By swedish & proud!, on August 24, 2010 04:42:33
29: Worms give birth. Oddly, they do not get $100 million for it.
Also, you make me laugh with this: "I would bet she would give up all the money if she could have the life I'm sure she planned for on their wedding day, a faithful husband and lovely children."
Yeah, right. Knock on any trailer part door in America and offer the woman who answers $100 million if she dumps her loving, faithful husband. His ass will be curbside before you finish the word "million".
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 04:56:49
The people that say she didn't deserve any money are out of their minds. She's not a goldigger, he literally stalked her for a year before she even agreed to date him. She's never been a public person, before or after they got married, raised two kids, and kept her body up after she had those two kids. It not like she was married for 18 months, she was married for six years. Hell yeah she deserves her money. Nothing in her life or marriage spells out golddigger.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 05:27:49
33 - your comment makes no fucking sense (just like the last time you made it on another post).
Why would the world's greatest golfer stalk her? He has no reason to. He is the one with the talent, and the money. He could have any number of women at the drop of a hat just for being who he is.
She was a nobody before she became his wife, let's not forget that. It's only because she was married to him we're even talking about her. Get real.
And btw, I hate the whiny little douche and think golf is a joke sport, so I'm no fan or anything.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 05:56:45
#34 Given golf requires the greatest dextrous aptitude and intellectual ability of any physical sport, I can understand your dislike.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 08:14:18
#34. She was somebody who wasn't married to douche bag before she met Tiger.
Stalking really isn't based upon logic.
Tiger hates failure. Fucking a bunch of whores and losing $100 million, endorsement contracts, etc. is a big failure on his part but he probably blames her. That's often the beginning of a future murder-suicide story or a murder-for-hire story.
He fucked a lot more whores than ended up in the news. Madam Michelle Braun outed a few of them to shut the rest of them up.
A lot of rich guys in business, government, sports, and the entertainment industry fuck a lot of expensive whores. According to Michelle Braun's lawyer, quite a few of them end up marrying the whores they hired. At that level, they're Playboy Playmates, actresses, etc.
Most of them don't get caught. Tiger did.
For the amount of money he has, Tiger slept with a lot of low rent hookers.
When he fucks around on his next wife, he'll pay more and hire hookers that don't need to threaten to expose him to make some cash.
He's probably only pissed at himself for getting caught.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 09:48:14
Some women are too greedy.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 13:51:19
Honestly, who really cares?
I mean, it's golf. It's not a sport, it's an excuse.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 18:04:45
#'s 30, 32 & 34 are the reason why feminism exists. What's hilarious is, they don't (and will never) even realize it. Meh. Retarded is as retarded does.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2010 19:26:52
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