Can we take a step back and just be realistic for a moment? Who cares about these cunts? Lindsay Lohan's career as an actress is over, everyone knows that. She's surrounded by enablers and she's immature and delusional. She's going to continue to be a celebutard, getting paid for being famous, going to parties and all that stupid shit, then she will gradually fade away before overdosing or marrying a hockey player and getting knocked up then will be completely forgotten. Can we just fast forward to the forgetting her part? Please?
It's crazy, and obviously unfair, when you break the law, and then when you have nothing but contempt for the system of law, its courts, the orders they determine will suffice for punishment, and the judges that swear to uphold it, and you're given a marshmellow fantasy land sentence that is then reduced to a 9th of its original duration.
Holy crap - I didn't realize we lived in Nazi Germany, where judges fly off the handle because coked out primadonnas can't drunk drive and criminally harass their assistant's mother's in peace.
If Lindsay had done the full jail/rehab time, she might have had a chance. But California's IN-FUCKING-SANE laws will turn her loose on society too early and she will go on another self-destructive drunk spree. But the next time, she'll probably take innocent people with her.
Yeah, going to New York will cure her. She needs to go somewhere safe. Like Green Acres.
Yes, bitch, we get the idea that you think the judge played "hardball." STFU. Ugh, as a mother this made me physically sick. What's worse is Lyndsey looks almost exactly like her mom and her mom is like 20 some odd years older? And what four kids? Who has ever heard of any of them except the 2 fucking girls? Imagine how messed up the other 2 are?
Please...please... stop writing about her and her shitty shitty family. If the media stops writing about her, then she will cease to exist since she hasn't actually been in a movie in years. Your site is fucking amazing, save for your Lohan saga posts. Please just let her die.
you need to look no futher than straight at this horse faced coke addled whore to see the source of all Blohans problems..She has absolutely no idea how to parent an only wants to be BFF's an club hop with her daughter till she drops dead in a back alley..Way to go Super Mom..
To any an all citizens of NY..I will gladly fork over my next paycheck to anyone who'll walk up this cunt an just slug her in the mouth..Submit a video of the incident along with ur name an address I can mail the money to..
I blame Michael for not screwing this woman well enough to make her happy and eager to stay home in her undies waiting for her man to get home to have some luvin time.
Dina's right. The whole prosecution has been completely unfair from the beginning. The judge has admitted her bias and stepped down from the case. The only injustice here is that Lindsay spent any time in jail. And the people criticizing her will be driving home drunk later tonight.
There's 2 words for everything that's wrong with blowhan: white oprah. This twatty bitch is a total waste of skin; everything that's wrong with her daughter (which is considerable) can be laid at her feet. She's the world's shittiest parent...
Bottom line is Lindsay is fucked. She will never grow up and take responsibility for her actions with her stupid mother standing there telling her she never does anything wrong. Lindsay will not have learned anything from all of this and instead will hate the rules of society all the more. She will never be well. She will get drunk everyday and blame the world for not getting any acting jobs for the rest of her miserable pathetic life.
We like to hear about the Blohans Its like a Greek tragedy However... Whenever you post about Lindsay, you need to post pix of some smokin hot current Disney chick, like Vannessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale or Brenda Song You know - to show what Blohan could have been without the crack and the cum and the crazy
Also, I like #9 suggestion I would put that and Snookie getting punched and make that my screen saver
Dina: it's all propaganda. it's just what people are reading.
Matt: how is lindsay doing?
Dina: the judge played hardball. she's been fired. she's been recused.
Matt: okay, but what about lindsay?
Dina: i visited her. she is being punished from something she did when she was 19, in 2007, now, in 2010, she is 24, cuz 19+3=24. but back to the judge, she played hardball, she was unfair, she's been recused. hardball. propaganda. reading. entertainment.
Matt: some people think that you and michael, her parents...
Dina: do you mean michael is apparent or a parent? because he is neither. the judge however played hardball and is now being recused. i've been in this industry forever, my mother was an actress before me, all of my kids are actors. i am going to write a book, my kids tell me i need to write the book, i just have to learn how to write first.
No indignant diatribe, no lengthy analysis, or no sprawling thesis necessary; Dina Lohan is an unintelligent, narcissistic vapid cuntwhore who will presumably eat a few too many pills once her *star* burns out. Can't wait!
"It's so unfair. Since my angelic daughter was unjustly jailed, I can't find any decent coke anywhere. Ali is not that hot so it's tough to get anything other than heavily stepped-on bullshit ghetto coke for pimping her out. Lindsay, though, is tight with the best dealers in LA and always gets the best shit, like how she blew her dentist into giving her dilaudid. That's talent and I'm jonesing my tits off for a bag of the good stuff."
Actually, I ageee with this and wish more celebs would take this attitude. As in... It's the FANS fault they are popular It's the FANS fault they have any money at all It's the FANS fault they can live like fucking kings
If these motherfucking celebrities would have a little fucking humility and remember that it is the FANS who make a celebrity, then maybe they wouldn't be such fucking assholes.
Can't we just airdrop her worthless ass into Somalia? Right into the most heavily fundie-Muslim part of the country, wearing nothing but a bikini. It could be a reality show!
Classic Malignant Narcissism. Narcissists are allergic to personal responsibility. They get wasted, commit crimes, hurt people, abuse their spouses and it's ALWAYS someone else's fault.
Dina Lohan is the biggest idiot on the planet and she's probably the reason why Lindsay is so messed up! She keeps blaming everyone else for Lindsay's mistakes, like if the tabloids told her to snort the cocaine or drink the booze!
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Leave Your CommentCan we take a step back and just be realistic for a moment? Who cares about these cunts? Lindsay Lohan's career as an actress is over, everyone knows that. She's surrounded by enablers and she's immature and delusional. She's going to continue to be a celebutard, getting paid for being famous, going to parties and all that stupid shit, then she will gradually fade away before overdosing or marrying a hockey player and getting knocked up then will be completely forgotten. Can we just fast forward to the forgetting her part? Please?
By coolpapa, on August 13, 2010 05:47:26
She has such a cunty horse face.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 05:50:59
It's crazy, and obviously unfair, when you break the law, and then when you have nothing but contempt for the system of law, its courts, the orders they determine will suffice for punishment, and the judges that swear to uphold it, and you're given a marshmellow fantasy land sentence that is then reduced to a 9th of its original duration.
Holy crap - I didn't realize we lived in Nazi Germany, where judges fly off the handle because coked out primadonnas can't drunk drive and criminally harass their assistant's mother's in peace.
What kind of a world is this!?!?!?!?!?
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 05:54:58
If Lindsay had done the full jail/rehab time, she might have had a chance. But California's IN-FUCKING-SANE laws will turn her loose on society too early and she will go on another self-destructive drunk spree. But the next time, she'll probably take innocent people with her.
Yeah, going to New York will cure her. She needs to go somewhere safe. Like Green Acres.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 06:01:55
Yes, bitch, we get the idea that you think the judge played "hardball." STFU. Ugh, as a mother this made me physically sick. What's worse is Lyndsey looks almost exactly like her mom and her mom is like 20 some odd years older? And what four kids? Who has ever heard of any of them except the 2 fucking girls? Imagine how messed up the other 2 are?
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 06:02:54
Please...please... stop writing about her and her shitty shitty family. If the media stops writing about her, then she will cease to exist since she hasn't actually been in a movie in years. Your site is fucking amazing, save for your Lohan saga posts. Please just let her die.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 06:10:56
You cant choose your family.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 06:16:47
you need to look no futher than straight at this horse faced coke addled whore to see the source of all Blohans problems..She has absolutely no idea how to parent an only wants to be BFF's an club hop with her daughter till she drops dead in a back alley..Way to go Super Mom..
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 06:54:03
To any an all citizens of NY..I will gladly fork over my next paycheck to anyone who'll walk up this cunt an just slug her in the mouth..Submit a video of the incident along with ur name an address I can mail the money to..
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 06:58:41
I blame Michael for not screwing this woman well enough to make her happy and eager to stay home in her undies waiting for her man to get home to have some luvin time.
By Joe, on August 13, 2010 07:22:31
Dina's right. The whole prosecution has been completely unfair from the beginning. The judge has admitted her bias and stepped down from the case. The only injustice here is that Lindsay spent any time in jail. And the people criticizing her will be driving home drunk later tonight.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 07:33:17
There's 2 words for everything that's wrong with blowhan: white oprah. This twatty bitch is a total waste of skin; everything that's wrong with her daughter (which is considerable) can be laid at her feet. She's the world's shittiest parent...
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 08:16:06
She made friends with the murderers in prison? I feel bad for them.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 08:18:42
Bottom line is Lindsay is fucked. She will never grow up and take responsibility for her actions with her stupid mother standing there telling her she never does anything wrong. Lindsay will not have learned anything from all of this and instead will hate the rules of society all the more. She will never be well. She will get drunk everyday and blame the world for not getting any acting jobs for the rest of her miserable pathetic life.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 08:46:46
A HEAD BUTT TO THE FRONTAL LOBE WOULD DO THIS DELUSIONAL BITCH A WORLD OF GOOD
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 08:51:30
Todd, please rename this site "Lindsay Lohan Rocks". It seems that would be a better suited name.
By Leslie Butterscotch, on August 13, 2010 08:57:20
Dead by 30
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 09:12:20
Todd:
We haven't missed Lindsay at all. Keep up the other posts with boobs and stuff.
Just hold back on the Lindsay.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 09:17:55
The sad thing is, as soon as I saw your headline, I said to myself without even seeing the story or the photo: "Dina".
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 09:19:31
http://www.alianalohan.com/
The official website of the "future superstar"
Dina needs to stop being the enabler and stop spinning the truth.
By S D M F, on August 13, 2010 09:50:03
We like to hear about the Blohans
Its like a Greek tragedy
However...
Whenever you post about Lindsay, you need to post pix of some smokin hot current Disney chick, like Vannessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale or Brenda Song
You know - to show what Blohan could have been without the crack and the cum and the crazy
Also, I like #9 suggestion
I would put that and Snookie getting punched and make that my screen saver
By Michael Lohan, on August 13, 2010 10:01:19
"Unlike Julia Roberts...?"
Julia Roberts is a major movie star and not a crack-addled part time lesbian. What's the goddamned comparison here?
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 10:06:18
I don't think Dina Lohan knows much about math. "That was 2007, 3 years ago. She was 19. She's 24 now."
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 10:32:42
Much as I wish you'd take a slightly less attacking line on Lilo than your inferior fat slug counterpart Mr Perez, I 100% agree about Dina.
She's quite simply the mother from hell.
By wookie, on August 13, 2010 10:55:31
this was basically the interview...
Matt: welcome dina.
Dina: it's all propaganda. it's just what people are reading.
Matt: how is lindsay doing?
Dina: the judge played hardball. she's been fired. she's been recused.
Matt: okay, but what about lindsay?
Dina: i visited her. she is being punished from something she did when she was 19, in 2007, now, in 2010, she is 24, cuz 19+3=24. but back to the judge, she played hardball, she was unfair, she's been recused. hardball. propaganda. reading. entertainment.
Matt: some people think that you and michael, her parents...
Dina: do you mean michael is apparent or a parent? because he is neither. the judge however played hardball and is now being recused. i've been in this industry forever, my mother was an actress before me, all of my kids are actors. i am going to write a book, my kids tell me i need to write the book, i just have to learn how to write first.
Matt: dina, but how the FUCK is lindsay?
Dina: bullshit excuse, bullshit excuse, bullshit excuse, recused.
Matt: well thank you for being here dina.
Dina: thanks matt, and one last thing...hardball.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 11:31:24
#9
I'll do it for a corned beef sandwitch from Katz's (the origanal, not any of those imitators).
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 12:36:28
I'd still throw in her butt for 42 minutes.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 12:44:23
No indignant diatribe, no lengthy analysis, or no sprawling thesis necessary; Dina Lohan is an unintelligent, narcissistic vapid cuntwhore who will presumably eat a few too many pills once her *star* burns out. Can't wait!
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 13:55:38
dear dina and lindsay, die early
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 14:31:58
"It's so unfair. Since my angelic daughter was unjustly jailed, I can't find any decent coke anywhere. Ali is not that hot so it's tough to get anything other than heavily stepped-on bullshit ghetto coke for pimping her out. Lindsay, though, is tight with the best dealers in LA and always gets the best shit, like how she blew her dentist into giving her dilaudid. That's talent and I'm jonesing my tits off for a bag of the good stuff."
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 14:43:10
Actually, I ageee with this and wish more celebs would take this attitude.
As in...
It's the FANS fault they are popular
It's the FANS fault they have any money at all
It's the FANS fault they can live like fucking kings
If these motherfucking celebrities would have a little fucking humility and remember that it is the FANS who make a celebrity, then maybe they wouldn't be such fucking assholes.
By Intolerant Bastard, on August 13, 2010 16:37:30
Fuck dina whorehan & her idiotic asshole daughters. I can't stand the sight of pics of any of them. Worthless, worthless, worthless...
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 17:50:20
Can't we just airdrop her worthless ass into Somalia? Right into the most heavily fundie-Muslim part of the country, wearing nothing but a bikini. It could be a reality show!
By erect@hardon.cum, on August 13, 2010 18:47:15
#9
I'll do it for a corned beef sandwitch from Katz's (the origanal, not any of those imitators).
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 12:36:28
Deal just submit a video of it an I'll personally deliver the sandwich with a 6pk to wash it down...
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 19:53:58
You know what this means?
Yah, Matt Lauer can suck it!
By anonymous, on August 13, 2010 22:06:58
She should be ashamed to be her mom. Hard ball for a DWI charge. We know she isn't gonna get mom of the year award.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2010 02:12:37
<B>It's Saturday... Where the fuck is MOLLY?
She's late to post. FAIL
By anonymous, on August 14, 2010 04:40:19
I blame it ALL on poor parenting.
How could you not?
By Joe Mahma, on August 14, 2010 06:43:13
I want to run a surgical knife from her groin up to her chin.
By Jack the Ripper, on August 14, 2010 07:53:30
BOTOX BEAST!
By anonymous, on August 14, 2010 11:19:59
Classic Malignant Narcissism. Narcissists are allergic to personal responsibility. They get wasted, commit crimes, hurt people, abuse their spouses and it's ALWAYS someone else's fault.
By Disgusting , on August 14, 2010 21:12:40
Here's a GREAT drinking game, take a drink every time you hear the word 'recused' or 'hardball'.
You'll be hammered in the first 5 minutes.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 06:10:43
Dina Lohan is the biggest idiot on the planet and she's probably the reason why Lindsay is so messed up! She keeps blaming everyone else for Lindsay's mistakes, like if the tabloids told her to snort the cocaine or drink the booze!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 13:39:55
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