Jenny McCarthy is totally hot, and I love every inch of her. I wish she would love even a few inches of me ... just for a second ... which is all that it would take ... !!!
Why not just fight the aging process by eating right, exercising daily, and getting enough sleep? That way even if you don't look quite as hot as you used to on the outside, you'll still be in great condition on the inside, where it actually counts! Oh wait, that would make too much sense. Silly me! Never mind, do carry on with the plasticizing.
It's like that Twilight Zone episode with the pig-faced people in reverse. Everyone in Hollywood starting to look the same, Jenny, Megan, Melina, Kardashian, etc, etc. All with that same cheek inplant / joker smile plastic surgery job. "No change!!! No change at all!"
Obviously she made a deal with Satan - the cost for healing her kid of autism was to have a Skeletor face for the rest of her life. Of course, as always there was a catch - her kid never had autism to begin with.
Is there not a surgeon that has the fucking decency to tell a patient if something will make them look bizarre? She's all twisted like Vincent Donofrio in MIB2.
Maybe she wants Jim back and does her best impersonation of the Somebody-Stop-Me face from the Mask. Well, alright, somebody should stop her before she turns into Dorian, the evil villain in the Mask. Also she wouldn't want our kids vaccinated because it turns them into autistic children but it's Ok for adults to inject botulinum toxins to freeze expressions.
Not that I know anything about Photography or makeup but I think that maybe the lightning was all wrong. I mean damn, her face looks like crap here. It's a shame cause I always thought she was sexy. She still is but bad pictures are bad pictures
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Leave Your Comment"blowing in my Nintendo" - worked like a charm, didn't it?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 17:04:05
She looks like every aging celebrity now. Cheek implants, check. Smell of desperation, check.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 17:06:47
Where are you posting from? Europe? Or the future? Is this your way of making sure Monday's posts are covered? It's still Sunday, dude.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 17:44:34
Cheek implants and a bad nose job. Nice choices, Jenny. Does your kid even recognize you?
By RaraAvis, on August 15, 2010 17:45:07
WTF happened to her?
By bitemebitch, on August 15, 2010 18:08:14
She sure is old looking and burnt. So why is this bum considered a star.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 18:37:48
What the hell is wrong with her mug?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 18:56:59
Jenny McCarthy is totally hot, and I love every inch of her. I wish she would love even a few inches of me ... just for a second ... which is all that it would take ... !!!
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 15, 2010 19:43:25
Why not just fight the aging process by eating right, exercising daily, and getting enough sleep? That way even if you don't look quite as hot as you used to on the outside, you'll still be in great condition on the inside, where it actually counts! Oh wait, that would make too much sense. Silly me! Never mind, do carry on with the plasticizing.
By Rear Admiral Horatio Horndog, Esq., on August 15, 2010 19:55:33
It's like that Twilight Zone episode with the pig-faced people in reverse. Everyone in Hollywood starting to look the same, Jenny, Megan, Melina, Kardashian, etc, etc. All with that same cheek inplant / joker smile plastic surgery job. "No change!!! No change at all!"
By anonymous, on August 15, 2010 20:47:19
jacked up face, what a shame.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 02:13:55
Obviously she made a deal with Satan - the cost for healing her kid of autism was to have a Skeletor face for the rest of her life. Of course, as always there was a catch - her kid never had autism to begin with.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 04:36:37
She's definitely using Joker Brand cosmetics.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 05:14:13
chupacadabra
By dee, on August 16, 2010 05:58:12
She kinda resembles a slightly younger Dina Lohan upon first glance...disturbing.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 06:08:37
Frankly, I'd rather fuck Snooki.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 07:28:30
Is there not a surgeon that has the fucking decency to tell a patient if something will make them look bizarre? She's all twisted like Vincent Donofrio in MIB2.
By Staci, on August 16, 2010 08:11:44
I dunno I think she jumped the shark playing that trannie in that video game.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 09:25:23
I'd fuck her. Face is messed up, but her body is tight.
By KMB, on August 16, 2010 10:21:01
Maybe she wants Jim back and does her best impersonation of the Somebody-Stop-Me face from the Mask. Well, alright, somebody should stop her before she turns into Dorian, the evil villain in the Mask.
Also she wouldn't want our kids vaccinated because it turns them into autistic children but it's Ok for adults to inject botulinum toxins to freeze expressions.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 15:05:08
The face is always the first to go downhill.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 16:06:04
Not that I know anything about Photography or makeup but I think that maybe the lightning was all wrong. I mean damn, her face looks like crap here. It's a shame cause I always thought she was sexy. She still is but bad pictures are bad pictures
By anonymous, on August 16, 2010 18:20:52
Nice Nintendo reference. This is definitely the job for you.
By Billy Bob, on August 17, 2010 08:52:33
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