jessica simpson needs to stop stuffing her self in clothes 2 sizes too small... maybe just needs to stop stuffing herself in general. those bottons aren't holding anything closed and they look like they are about to POP.
@3 Uhh...I don't know which pictures you're looking at, but Jessica Simpson has got some chub going on. She's not obese, but she is definitely chunky, too chunky, really.
I think the problem with girls like her is, when she gains weight, her boobs get ginormous, too. Girls who are a little chunky, but also stacked as a consequence, seem to dismiss putting on weight and justify it by saying, "Oh, well, I got huge tits, so I'm sure I'll still get laid." Which is probably true. But then, where will the weight gain stop if the boobs continue to grow with the rest of their body? Just an observation. And, no, my boobs don't gain with the rest of me, so I immediately notice the pounds packing on and dial back the Ben and Jerry's.
Yee Haw!!! look at those massive milkers just waitin' to be motorboated! You motorboating SOB those funbags are massive now even if she is fat it's worth it.
I've always thought Jessica Simpson was way hot - even with the extra pounds on her. And I love the chubby girls ... you get to watch it jiggle, and sometimes their boobs will slap together and appear to clap for you when you are coming from behind!
Okay big girls...its fine when pics of slightly heavy/beefy size 8-10 girls are on here and you complain about how she's not fat, nobody needs to be emaciated, etc...blah blah blah. This girl, however, IS FAT. Plus sized clothing for sure. Rolls, chins, backfat. FAT. Get over it. Not everyone needs to be pencil thin or flat like Olivia Wilde but J Simpson looks horrible and huge here.
Kiss your boyfriend good-bye sweetie. Harley Pasternak is dying right now too. What a waste of the great body he gave her for Dukes.
I'd hit it from the front, but the back...why the fuck is her ass a good 6" lower than it should be? She looks like all of my old grammar school teachers rolled into one from behind. Oy.
It's amazing how she has zero ass! Most girls, even white ones, will get some curves down there whenthey plump up. She seems to actually be losing ass. Also, on another note, imagine how horrbile it'd be to eat lunch with that crew of cackling hens.
Are you sure that's Jessica Simpson and not O.J. Simpson. Oh wait...can't be O.J. He's in prison in Nevada. Besides, he's taller.
I think Jessica is still beautiful and I'd love to bang her into the next century. But DAMN! She's gotten enormous in a pretty short time. She's gone from being napalm to being a nuclear weapon of massive distraction.
Poor thing. She's built like me - all boobs and no butt. If she loses weight now those things will sag worse than Tara Reed's ass. She'd better watch it - she's turning into Sally Struthers.
I refuse to believe that's Jessica Simpson! Not that there's anything wrong with it. She's a beautiful girl. What I mean is that I saw photos of her from a few weeks ago and she did not look like that!!
Maybe she has a thyroid problem... It's gonna happen what happened to me... I ballooned in no time!!
She's her own worst enemy because she doesn't know how to dress herself with her newly found pounds...either that or she refuses to acknowledge the weight. ...and #2, although I hear what you're saying...Jessica was never emaciated when she was looking good, so although hollywood and a large part of America promote the anorexic look, this is not a case of that. This is a case of a woman who used to have a nearly perfect body getting obviously chunky (that pic from the rear looks like somebody's 50 year old aunt).
Attention morons! Please view pic#8 and tell me that is: 1. Not Jessica Simpson 2. Not fat If you can accomplish this task, you are not only an imbecile but also a chubby lover or a fat chick yourself.
She should know better then this. She is like 5'2 with monster tits. She cannot eat like this and not work out, sorry hon but you gotta work-it-out. Maybe she is depressed or something or maybe she is looking for a career reboot by getting fat then doing Weight Watchers or some shit? Idk but she is on a bad path.
#44 she's wearing too tight Spanx under a too tight dress and it has smashed her ass damn near flat. Like fire, spandex is a good servant but a poor master.
Her face looks SO different, I am willing to bet Jessica is pregnant. When I was pregnant with my first, my only boy (and I started at 5 feet tall and 95 lbs.), my face was chubby almost immediately. And my boobs grew about 3 sizes.
If not pregnant....then I hope she visits a doctor to be sure all is well and then gets to a healthy weight.
Her body clearly wants to put on weight. She's got the "fat gene". Which means its only a matter of time before she gives up and blimps out (by the looks of it it may have already happened.)
I for one am fine with this. I'd do EVERYTHING to that chick. You like skinny bitches? Thats absolutely fine. More jiggly Jessica for me.
I, for one, think she looks great. I'm sick and tired of crack-head looking stick thin women with jutting collar bones,twig legs and no ass. Just remember folks, she's got *MILLIONS*, she's GORGEOUS, and, according to Mayer - f*cks like a minx so eat your scrawny hearts out!!
If I looked like she does in that dress I would be the happiest woman alive. Way to be a celeb blog sheep and jump on the "Jessica Simpson is so fat" bandwagon. And if you posted this because you are so unoriginal that you can't think of anything else to post, at least find some pictures of her where she doesn't look so drop dead gorgeous.
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Leave Your CommentDuder I'm not sure who your source is but if that's Jessica Simpson then I'm Brad Pitt.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 09:36:54
whats your problem, todd? she's certainly not FAT and who says sexy has to equal emaciated?
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 09:38:34
That looks like the beginning of a baby bump.
Her ass though, UGH
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 09:44:22
jessica simpson needs to stop stuffing her self in clothes 2 sizes too small... maybe just needs to stop stuffing herself in general. those bottons aren't holding anything closed and they look like they are about to POP.
By missmindy, on August 26, 2010 09:48:50
If King Of All Manwhores, John Mayer says she's sexual napalm then she's ok with me.
Signed,
Patiently Waiting For My Turn
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 09:50:14
@3 Uhh...I don't know which pictures you're looking at, but Jessica Simpson has got some chub going on. She's not obese, but she is definitely chunky, too chunky, really.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 09:54:23
look at that cleavage!!
By PIGMEN, on August 26, 2010 10:06:17
wow jessica simpson found bridgette jones diary and ate it
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:15:47
so she's not a tooth pick, big deal. she's still hot!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:17:39
She kind of reminds me of Eeyore in these pictures.
By joejoe, on August 26, 2010 10:18:11
Indeed, it's Jessica. I compared her beauty spots on other pictures.
By Vio, on August 26, 2010 10:26:32
LOL @ #10!
By The Kath, on August 26, 2010 10:27:55
no way is that her! Totally different nose and lips!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:29:58
Looks like the beginning of a new Anna Nicole Smith.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:32:04
I'd hit it.
By Mr. Creosote, on August 26, 2010 10:33:55
Perfect boobs!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:39:10
I think the problem with girls like her is, when she gains weight, her boobs get ginormous, too. Girls who are a little chunky, but also stacked as a consequence, seem to dismiss putting on weight and justify it by saying, "Oh, well, I got huge tits, so I'm sure I'll still get laid." Which is probably true. But then, where will the weight gain stop if the boobs continue to grow with the rest of their body? Just an observation. And, no, my boobs don't gain with the rest of me, so I immediately notice the pounds packing on and dial back the Ben and Jerry's.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:40:49
Yee Haw!!! look at those massive milkers just waitin' to be motorboated! You motorboating SOB those funbags are massive now even if she is fat it's worth it.
By LolleyGagger, on August 26, 2010 10:48:16
Yo her tits are all mashed together, they'd be popping out the top of a turtle neck!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:49:23
I thought it was Anna Nicole Smith!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 10:56:48
She looks like a blond Christina Hendricks!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 11:07:46
She's sexual Kryptonite
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 11:28:54
That ass is boner kryptonite.
By Lex Limper, on August 26, 2010 11:29:56
Wow. From the front: hot. From the back: some Bev Hills trophy grandma way past her prime.
Still, I'd spray my warm jizz all over her fat titties. Definitely NOT mashed potatos with her.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 11:39:41
Spanx is a great invention but it will not turn a size 14 into a size 5! Jessica, either lose some weight or get a new size appropriate wardrobe.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 11:41:18
Last picture, that looks like a pregnant belly in the early stages.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 11:53:43
Check out the fun bags on that hose hound.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 12:15:51
She just looks fat because she is right next to an Olivia Wilde post. Yeah. That's it.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 12:17:36
No #22. She is sexual gummy bears.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 12:19:13
She needs to wash her fucking hair. Gross fat bitch.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 12:21:52
I've always thought Jessica Simpson was way hot - even with the extra pounds on her. And I love the chubby girls ... you get to watch it jiggle, and sometimes their boobs will slap together and appear to clap for you when you are coming from behind!
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 26, 2010 12:26:38
Aging is a real bitch, innit?
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 12:28:08
8 is my hero
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 12:43:09
eeew. She's fat. Stop making excuses for her. Is that Elin Woods in black next to her.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 13:00:49
Double chin!
Career over.
By faaaaaaaaaat, on August 26, 2010 13:10:05
best thing is, everyone in this thread criticizing her would probably do her given the chance. Anything's a step up from your fleshlight, right boys?
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 13:23:00
She looks like an overstuffed sausage in that three-sizes-too-small dress, and her feet must be hurting bad in those ridiculously high shoes. Ouch!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 13:30:06
Nice squashed-boobs.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 13:34:30
Is dat a fat suite?!
By confused, on August 26, 2010 13:45:16
Okay big girls...its fine when pics of slightly heavy/beefy size 8-10 girls are on here and you complain about how she's not fat, nobody needs to be emaciated, etc...blah blah blah. This girl, however, IS FAT. Plus sized clothing for sure. Rolls, chins, backfat. FAT. Get over it. Not everyone needs to be pencil thin or flat like Olivia Wilde but J Simpson looks horrible and huge here.
Kiss your boyfriend good-bye sweetie. Harley Pasternak is dying right now too. What a waste of the great body he gave her for Dukes.
By Lizzie , on August 26, 2010 14:14:25
OH, NICE. ASS. Flat AND blobby at the same time!
By Puke, on August 26, 2010 14:14:35
I think she's kind of hot!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 14:33:10
Put down the doggy bag and walk home, briskly!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 14:38:26
I'd hit it from the front, but the back...why the fuck is her ass a good 6" lower than it should be? She looks like all of my old grammar school teachers rolled into one from behind. Oy.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 14:52:27
It's amazing how she has zero ass! Most girls, even white ones, will get some curves down there whenthey plump up. She seems to actually be losing ass. Also, on another note, imagine how horrbile it'd be to eat lunch with that crew of cackling hens.
By Tim, on August 26, 2010 14:54:00
The only good thing about her gaining even more: her face has some fat to cushin that manly jaw.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 14:56:37
Are you sure that's Jessica Simpson and not O.J. Simpson. Oh wait...can't be O.J. He's in prison in Nevada. Besides, he's taller.
I think Jessica is still beautiful and I'd love to bang her into the next century. But DAMN! She's gotten enormous in a pretty short time. She's gone from being napalm to being a nuclear weapon of massive distraction.
By vitobonespur, on August 26, 2010 15:27:52
Um, that is obviously NOT Jessica Simpson....if it is I'll give you a million gazillion dollars.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 15:49:39
Poor thing. She's built like me - all boobs and no butt. If she loses weight now those things will sag worse than Tara Reed's ass. She'd better watch it - she's turning into Sally Struthers.
By RaraAvis, on August 26, 2010 15:51:06
Can anyone imagine the percussive shock of a fart emerging from that beast?
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 16:24:00
I refuse to believe that's Jessica Simpson! Not that there's anything wrong with it. She's a beautiful girl. What I mean is that I saw photos of her from a few weeks ago and she did not look like that!!
Maybe she has a thyroid problem... It's gonna happen what happened to me... I ballooned in no time!!
By Brenda, on August 26, 2010 18:17:07
That looks nothing like Jessica Simpson. I'll be very surprised if thats actually her.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 19:03:36
I thought that was Hilary Duff.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 20:15:10
She's still hotter than half the women on POF.com
By anonymous, on August 26, 2010 20:35:58
She left her clothes in the dryer and her ass at the buffet a little too long.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2010 02:53:03
She's her own worst enemy because she doesn't know how to dress herself with her newly found pounds...either that or she refuses to acknowledge the weight.
...and #2, although I hear what you're saying...Jessica was never emaciated when she was looking good, so although hollywood and a large part of America promote the anorexic look, this is not a case of that. This is a case of a woman who used to have a nearly perfect body getting obviously chunky (that pic from the rear looks like somebody's 50 year old aunt).
By lloyd, on August 27, 2010 04:18:51
Attention morons! Please view pic#8 and tell me that is:
1. Not Jessica Simpson
2. Not fat
If you can accomplish this task, you are not only an imbecile but also a chubby lover or a fat chick yourself.
By Leslie Butterscotch, on August 27, 2010 04:25:25
She should know better then this. She is like 5'2 with monster tits. She cannot eat like this and not work out, sorry hon but you gotta work-it-out. Maybe she is depressed or something or maybe she is looking for a career reboot by getting fat then doing Weight Watchers or some shit? Idk but she is on a bad path.
By Melissa, on August 27, 2010 04:55:37
#44 she's wearing too tight Spanx under a too tight dress and it has smashed her ass damn near flat. Like fire, spandex is a good servant but a poor master.
By Staci, on August 27, 2010 05:15:38
Sweet mother of God what is she doing to her body?! Trying to make it explode???
By Holland, on August 27, 2010 05:40:59
she looks damn good from the front, but i agree, that ass is horrific.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2010 06:04:56
Her face looks SO different, I am willing to bet Jessica is pregnant. When I was pregnant with my first, my only boy (and I started at 5 feet tall and 95 lbs.), my face was chubby almost immediately. And my boobs grew about 3 sizes.
If not pregnant....then I hope she visits a doctor to be sure all is well and then gets to a healthy weight.
By Ohio Mom, on August 27, 2010 07:28:49
what the hell happened!?!?!? she's HUGE!
By giraffe tamer, on August 27, 2010 09:11:05
wait.... *who* is that???? oh yeah, sunglasses off- there's Jessica... oh my...
By gigi, on August 27, 2010 17:40:50
Her body clearly wants to put on weight. She's got the "fat gene". Which means its only a matter of time before she gives up and blimps out (by the looks of it it may have already happened.)
I for one am fine with this. I'd do EVERYTHING to that chick. You like skinny bitches? Thats absolutely fine. More jiggly Jessica for me.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2010 05:13:13
1 word, spanx.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2010 12:04:33
I, for one, think she looks great. I'm sick and tired of crack-head looking stick thin women with jutting collar bones,twig legs and no ass. Just remember folks, she's got *MILLIONS*, she's GORGEOUS, and, according to Mayer - f*cks like a minx so eat your scrawny hearts out!!
By bitingontinfoil, on August 31, 2010 02:33:23
Is that Corrine Bailey Rae behind her?
By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 03:26:09
If I looked like she does in that dress I would be the happiest woman alive. Way to be a celeb blog sheep and jump on the "Jessica Simpson is so fat" bandwagon. And if you posted this because you are so unoriginal that you can't think of anything else to post, at least find some pictures of her where she doesn't look so drop dead gorgeous.
By Caramelime, on September 2, 2010 01:49:15
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