31 Comments:

1. When I bang her and splooge all over her face, I'll be sure the cell phone is at least 10 feet away...

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 06:09:37

2. Oh please. Why are you writing about this like it's real? Whether its actually true or not is irrelevant. These are all calculated ploys to get reactions from the media and populace so she is talked about as more eccentric than she actually is.
   
   The only thing eccentric about her is that abortion she calls a face.

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 06:15:17

3. No brain, no tumor, no problem.

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 06:17:20

4. Piranha.

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 06:24:18

5. Kill it with fire.

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 06:24:39

6. Fugly

   By Taz, on August 31, 2010 06:32:33

7. Quick. Look at that picture and imagine someone offers you $1,000 to give her a kiss. Yes/No?

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 06:45:33

8. This bitch is a provocotuer; she's purposely acting like queen of the idiot assholes to get people to react to her. I think it'd be funny if her entire security team quit in unison, because of her wasting their time. I know if I were one of her security team, there would definitely be a "come to jesus" meeting, where I'd explain that I'm there to protect her, not be her assistant or carry her. Then I'd do the world a favor & shoot her dumb ass...

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 08:18:41

9. sounds like slavery.

   By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 08:21:16

10. Her face looks like she has a tumor on it already.But I do need a job and holding a phone for her stupid ass should paid pretty good.Why do people even put up with her.

    By BigDaddy, on August 31, 2010 09:30:06

11. Blah, blah, blah, fake publicity-stunt bullshit to make her interesting to her stupid fans.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 09:55:50

12. so what.
    who cares.
    try harder.

    By 15 minutes, on August 31, 2010 09:58:43

13. This bitch admits to doing cocaine and is worried that a cell phone can kill her?

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 10:08:54

14. Wait ... has she heard of hands-free?

    By Mr Anonymous!, on August 31, 2010 10:18:11

15. This idiot sucks and blows chunks...

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 10:31:14

16. oh come on. a certain amount of walking per day? why bother reporting at all. she does enough strange shit thats for real.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 11:19:23

17. Witless, talentless cretin, imagine being so full of yourself you have a "limit" on how much you allow yourself to walk every day LOL! No wonder her pasty, pale, flabby ass has to be Photoshopped half to death in every photo.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 11:28:11

18. Easily one of the most useless human beings on the planet.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 12:10:24

19. I agree, Todd
    Gaga has run her course. These things are no longer shocking
    I recommend pix of Tanishe Kachingwe and the Stunners
    Sure, they're 17
    But so was Selena Gomez
    Let's be fair, now...
    
    

    By change obama, on August 31, 2010 12:38:45

20. Lady Gaga's fuckable armpit....yummy <3

    By MPT, on August 31, 2010 12:50:03

21. She should get a Hoveround.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 13:10:45

22. She's not doing any of those things. Where do you find this nonsense news? As a matter of fact, why the hell am I on this website? /surf

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 13:51:56

23. I know something she hasn't done, how about setting yourself on fire with a gallon of gas.

    By lkl, on August 31, 2010 14:19:46

24. its the hybrid love child of Freddy Mercury and Maddonna (circa 1990's)...ewww...

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 15:34:57

25. Can't wait until someone gets employed to wipe the shit off her ass and plug her bleeding cunt with a rag next too. Fucking hell celebrities are useless.

    By Deadsider, on August 31, 2010 18:37:55

26. Stop calling her LADY This is a fucking MAN!

    By enuf, on August 31, 2010 23:30:46

27. It amazes me what passes for talent these days. I just don't get it at all.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2010 23:44:18

28. No wonder she looks & walks like smeegle's mom,

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2010 17:50:06

29. JESUS! it looks like her face is melting in that photograph.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2010 12:25:30

30. she is a piece of shit with no talent only morons buy her shit to bad this world lost its taste in real music

    By GAGA FUCK OFF DUDE, on September 2, 2010 22:17:00

31. Here's an idea; how about she feeds herself into a paper shredder feet-first on pay-per-view, that way we can all watch her scream in agony when the shredder reaches her balls.

    By It's a MAN BABY!!, on September 22, 2010 10:22:21