i love her. she looks like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz. the cheeks, the nose, the eyes, man, she's a classic cowardly lion face. and i love her.
Better choice than J-Lo anyway. I don't like pop music, but Mariah is a terrific singer.
#3, you sound like a dumbass. Make fun of her for other reasons all you want, but if you make fun of her singing, then you are really making fun of yourself.
I have always thought that Mariah Carey was smokin' hot. I may actually watch American Idol just to see her. I did not watch even one episode of last season because of Ellen being on there ...
"It's been way too long since a rambling bitch high on prescription medication and her unwarranted sense of importance in music history sat at a table and judged single moms and church activities directors on their karaoke ability, so thank God our wait is almost over."
I know this is going to make me sound like a douche, but dude, as of two years ago Mariah Carey has more #1 singles in the Billboard 100 (18) than anyone ever except the Beatles. More than Elvis.
You may not like her music, hell I don't like her music, but to say that she isn't important in music history just makes you look like a dumbass.
It's been way too long since a rambling bitch high on prescription medication and her unwarranted sense of importance in music history sat at a table and judged single moms and church activities directors on their karaoke ability, so thank God our wait is almost over.
A lot of people kiss your ass for your writing, sometimes deservedly, sometimes less so.
I can think of better people for judge. Boy George or Gloria Estefan could give an intelligent appraisal. Bobby Brown or R. Kelly could bring a witty sarcastic attitude.
WARNING:FANTASY ALERT! Mariah Carey in a leopard skin bikini (thong) is my Ideal of the Queen of the Jungle fetish that some of us love so (too?) much. Knife optonal.
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Leave Your CommentWell at least she can actually sing. Or used to be able to. That alone puts her miles above that thick legged midget of a doss cunt Paula El Abdul.
By coolpapa, on August 20, 2010 07:34:51
i love her. she looks like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz. the cheeks, the nose, the eyes, man, she's a classic cowardly lion face. and i love her.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 08:07:34
Is she going to use her real voice or are they going to Autotune her comments?
Deep throating large cock did a number on her vocal cords.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 08:26:25
Better choice than J-Lo anyway. I don't like pop music, but Mariah is a terrific singer.
#3, you sound like a dumbass. Make fun of her for other reasons all you want, but if you make fun of her singing, then you are really making fun of yourself.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 09:43:40
I have always thought that Mariah Carey was smokin' hot. I may actually watch American Idol just to see her. I did not watch even one episode of last season because of Ellen being on there ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 20, 2010 09:46:06
Have you seen her lately Todd? She looks NOTHING like that picture. Add 75 pounds. She's a friggin WHALE now.
By Her weight is 220, on August 20, 2010 11:00:37
They didn't hire JLo because of her ego, but Mariah's ok. Interesting.... At least she can actually sing.
Todd's on the money with getting this shit finally cancelled.
By duder, on August 20, 2010 11:13:18
"It's been way too long since a rambling bitch high on prescription medication and her unwarranted sense of importance in music history sat at a table and judged single moms and church activities directors on their karaoke ability, so thank God our wait is almost over."
I know this is going to make me sound like a douche, but dude, as of two years ago Mariah Carey has more #1 singles in the Billboard 100 (18) than anyone ever except the Beatles. More than Elvis.
You may not like her music, hell I don't like her music, but to say that she isn't important in music history just makes you look like a dumbass.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 12:24:52
It's been way too long since a rambling bitch high on prescription medication and her unwarranted sense of importance in music history sat at a table and judged single moms and church activities directors on their karaoke ability, so thank God our wait is almost over.
A lot of people kiss your ass for your writing, sometimes deservedly, sometimes less so.
But that, my friend, was gold.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 12:40:59
I can think of better people for judge. Boy George or Gloria Estefan could give an intelligent appraisal. Bobby Brown or R. Kelly could bring a witty sarcastic attitude.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 15:44:22
#4. You're a kiss ass. Hey, we're related. The 'Ass' family. Kind of like the Partridge Family without the bell bottoms or the bus.
Have you listened to anything she has produced recently? Autotune.
Breath mint?
By anonymous, on August 20, 2010 15:51:34
WARNING:FANTASY ALERT! Mariah Carey in a leopard skin bikini (thong) is my Ideal of the Queen of the Jungle fetish that some of us love so (too?) much. Knife optonal.
By joesmoke, on August 20, 2010 18:48:38
They better beef up the chairs!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2010 07:43:13
It's a family show I hope she decides to wear clothes that fit.
By Brat, on August 22, 2010 12:02:52
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