PEOPLE reports:

The actress, 22, and Canadian hockey player [Mike Comrie], 29, were married Saturday during an intimate ceremony in Santa Barbara, Calif. The couple exchanged vows at the Mediterranean Villa La Quinta around 8 p.m under an arch of flowers and in front of about 100 guests.

What is wrong with Hilary Duff? She’s rarely in the tabloids, all her accidental upskirt photos include underwear, and she has a seemingly healthy relationship with her now husband. She hasn’t even been to rehab! Doesn’t she know she’s a 22 year old celebrity? Lindsay would have already hocked the wedding ring for blow and a carton of Marlboros. Oh how I miss our freckled friend! That hot mess was good for business.

The wedding… as seen from space: