"I'm very happy. Right now in my life, I'm the most confident I've ever been. I can make that statement," she told PEOPLE… "I really believe that somebody should just sit in front of their best friend in the world and have their friend ask any and every question – offensive or not. And whatever it is, answer it," she advises. "That's your therapy. Really tackling those issues inside and out."

Has anyone else noticed that whenever Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend, she comes out in some magazine interview saying she’s the “happiest” or “most confident” she’s ever been? It’s clear that without a football player to kiss her goodnight, we’d find her hanging from the rafters by a makeshift noose of mom jeans and cheap hair extensions, clutching a gallon of mint chocolate chip in one hand and a scrapbook of her failed relationships and lifeless career in the other. It really is a fairytale for the ages...