Montana Fisburne Will Be Doing A Lot More Porn


I wonder how many boxes of Hydrashoks Laurence Fishburne bought today. I guess it doesn't really matter. He only needs one to blow his fucking head off. TMZ reports:

Vivid Entertainment prez Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, the first shipment of Montana's porn sold out across the country -- more than 25,000 copies in total -- and we're told even more DVDs were placed on backorder. According to Steve, Vivid has officially offered Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter -- aka "Chippy D" -- a multi-picture deal to cash in on all the success ... although it's not clear how many adult flicks that actually entails. As we first reported, Laurence's close friends offered to buy up every last copy of Montana's porno for $1 million -- but by then it was too late ... the DVDs had already been sent out. No word yet if Montana will take Vivid up on their new offer.

Man, I should really get into porn. I could make a bunch of two-minute films and really make some dece...wait, did I "minutes"? Haha, I meant hours. What? No...I did! Two hours! Look, don't be like th...wait! Come back! Come back!