Britney Is A Wonderful Mother, Human

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  1. Attention, shitney spears fans: hopefully, by now, you've come to realize that shitney is insane. Stop spending money on this fake retard. Time to move your attention to someone else who actually has functioning neurons...

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 08:48:42

  2. I want to hear more about the loud sex and naked part.

    Sorry, I really am, but I still find her attractive, in that cannot-look-away-but-I-am-horrified-to-look sort of way.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 09:01:09

  3. "Vigorous sexual relations" is now my all-time favorite phrase.w

    By Patrick, on September 8, 2010 09:06:10

  4. Ah yes, I'll have a cup of whipped cream and hold the coffee..

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 09:27:29

  5. Sorry to play devil's advocate here but... with the exception of the beating with the belt which can be classed as child abuse, everything was done in her own home and she has every right to walk around naked and screw in front of her kids if she so chooses. If the guard had an issue with nudity it should have been spelled out in his employment contract when he was hired. If he didn't like her advances he could have simply left after the first one. The crabmeat, okay maybe that was an honest mistake maybe it wasn't. However, who are we to criticize whether she seeks medical attention for her children when we allow people to let their own children die in hospitals because their religion bars them from proper treatment?

    By pessimism, on September 8, 2010 09:54:17

  6. I can believe the whole naked, having sex in front of people, thing...

    BUT, God please dont let it be true in front of her kids. AND i hope its NOT true that she abused them. Shes already fucking nuts and has done enough damage to those boys by just giving them birth...but to further abuse them is just disgusting.

    Please God NO!

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 09:55:29

  7. Um, a bodyguard that was sexually harassed by Britney. Am i the only one who finds that hilarious. No wonder he is making up all this stuff.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:04:51

  8. What prevented the guard from coming forward at the time? Why is he waiting until now? If he was seriously concerned for the children's well being, why not take immediate action?

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:09:22

  9. This guy loves cock.... If brit brit came at me in full beaver mode, i would thank god, and eat till she was swollen and purple sore

    By Not whats on this fags mind , on September 8, 2010 10:17:47

  10. This guy loves cock.... If brit brit came at me in full beaver mode, i would thank god, and eat till she was swollen and purple sore

    By Not whats on this fags mind , on September 8, 2010 10:23:40

  11. This guy sounds gay. What dude would be offended by a chick being naked around him or wearing sheer clothing in front of him. Not interested sure..but offended??

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:30:24

  12. Sadly this must be a side effect of all the Monarch mind control programming that she endured in her teens. Her mind is so fractured that she can't tell right from wrong.

    By neocene, on September 8, 2010 10:32:45

  13. God, I hate this bitch with a passion. And all of you anonymous assholes who are defending this useless cunt bitch. All of you fucking retards need to die and get the fuck off my planet now.

    By God, motherfucker, on September 8, 2010 10:33:42

  14. @9: You would do that even if she stinks like shit down there (because apparently she doesn't like to bathe)???

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:46:06

  15. Honestly, there is not a single allegation that surprises me. She's a slut who has learned that her sexuality is the only viable thing about her, and she's a brat who would totally attack her children if they frustrated her.

    And really, why would the guy lie? What sane guy would fuck this swampy whorebag?

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:46:10

  16. I'm usually first in line to bash this hill-billy trash but sounds to me like the bodyguard is looking for a big payday. I wouldn't beleive most of this shit, he's lookng for a settlement

    By PK, on September 8, 2010 10:57:20

  17. “having vigorous sexual relations.” Lol. Bark like a dog bitch!

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:58:08

  18. What a total double standard. Men can be sexually harassed too. It's sad that it's not taken seriously. Men always get screwed over in divorce settlements, child custody, and basically anything involving a man and a woman. It's this apathetic attitude that is empowering women to constantly take andvantage of situations like this.

    Sincerely,
    No MA'AM

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 10:58:23

  19. I smell BS, hmmmm BS.

    By Amazing Larry, on September 8, 2010 11:04:10

  20. Todd, your "gayest show on television" will be supplanted by the televised trial of this

    Guard: "it was terrible. I saw her breastses and her vageena and - oh, I just had to drink chamomile tea to calm down!"
    Atty: "did you feel harassed?"
    Guard: "no, I didn't feel her ass! Heavens! Her ASS??!! Oh my God!"

    He was her bodyguard?
    "Thtop! Thtop or I'll give you such a pinch!"


    By Britney's still bangable, on September 8, 2010 11:23:25

  21. Ok so it's a sex harassment suit or anvils abuse allegation? If he saw the beatings and did nothing to intervene he's a accomplice. This asshole needs to figure out which way he's going on this! As for Brit walking around half naked exposing herself we see that all the time in print and online.....

    By Grace Yip, on September 8, 2010 11:34:21

  22. shes a hillbilly yall! im pretty sure she does worse when hes not around..

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 11:57:10

  23. I used to have a girlfriend with 32 DDD breasts walking around her kids, taking showers, naked as hell when we was going together. It shocked me at first. But they weren't my kids & I was banging the shit out their mom because she was fine at the time, so I didn't give a shit. Wasn't my problem at the time. I got mine & went home after.

    By That's Their Mom, on September 8, 2010 12:02:16

  24. What a gay-assed bodyguard. Don't buy tissues, buy toilet paper if your crying this much, bitch!

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 12:06:04

  25. Jee-zus! She looks like Ron Perleman on Beauty and the Beast.

    By duder, on September 8, 2010 12:12:30

  26. If Shitney bent over and flashed her naked cooch in all its germ infested, reddened, loose lipped, nasty glory I would have collapsed in a heap then sued for mental torture. Water boarding has nothing on this.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 12:35:21

  27. I'd hit it.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 12:48:22

  28. This stupid hillbilly doesn't have a clue, she's the only one who believes she really matters. You can't fix stupid.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 12:49:26

  29. I agree with some of the comments, why didn't this guy do something to protect the children? If I saw anything like what was being described I would have called Child Protective Services.
    As far as having sex in front of children, It's Wrong!
    I can understand being in a hotel, sharing a room on vacation and making love under the covers, while the kids are asleep in a separate bed, trying to be quiet so you don't wake them. Blatantly performing sexual acts in the daylight where they can see everything is disgusting and inappropriate at the very least.

    By Talis, on September 8, 2010 13:13:54

  30. What a whiner. If I had his job, I'd be shopping around a sex tape by now.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 13:58:07

  31. This is ridiculous. I'm not a brit brit fan at all. But if she fed children with seafood allergies crabmeat, and then didn't get them medical attention? Wouldn't they be dead?

    I have no doubt she was naked half the time and he felt uncomfortable.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 14:52:51

  32. i love how this website just steals every one of their stories from the tmz website...how original.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 14:54:12

  33. I don't think I buy all of this, especially the part about the seafood allergy and her refusing treatment. IF they have a shellfish allergy to the point of needing medical attention, they'd die without treatment. I could believe it if they just had gastrointestinal distress afterwards.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 14:55:43

  34. To me it's obvious this woman suffers from Bipolar Disorder Type 1. Exhibits the exact symptoms of this disease including periods of hyper sexuality. Needs a medication adjustment and should not have custody of her children.

    By The Dave, on September 8, 2010 15:07:43

  35. this isn't the first time a former bodyguard has some insan story to sell so like the last times I don't believe most of it

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 16:21:44

  36. Evolution in action:

    1. Britney drops her kid on his head and he spends the rest of his life trying to fuck a turnip - DNA not passed on.

    2. Britney's kid goes into anaphylactic shock after she feeds him food he's severely allergic to - DNA takes a dirt nap.

    Game's not over yet.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 16:39:00

  37. Wow. Details are so specific that I bet they really happened.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 17:32:08

  38. Ppl are so easily fooled, this guy is making a quick buck, a story is spun. She's not the best person in the world but if you believe this you're even worse off.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 19:46:58

  39. As a matter of fact, when a star or starlette is down on her luck, she ups the . Yeah, maybe the bodyguard is not that impartial, but the sheer fact that to see Britney on some newssite you must wait for gossips is a good index of the undeniable truth.
    Anyone likes a spoiled, but cute, pop princess. No one likes a spoiled, declining former queen.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 00:52:15

  40. Not a Britney but this lawsuit stinks like bullshit, especially the stuff he alleges about the kids. I hope she sues his ass.

    By Staci, on September 9, 2010 01:25:51

  41. The problem with alot of you is you don't want to believe it. Look at her history and it'll tell you her future. She acted like a fool before and no one ever stop her until she broke down. Now she's abit smarter not much but abit and she's probably acting like a fool and not so much in public like before. She's not a good singer, nor can she act. Showing your ass is the next step look at Pam Anderson. The stuff about her kids, well I don't know, but who really knows other than her staff and her.

    By lkl, on September 9, 2010 02:29:57

  42. the illuminati really got to her! it so sad, she was abused by them as a child and caused her traumas so they can control her and now she is doing it to her children. she doesn't know what she is doing its all subconscious. i hope the truth comes out but maybe in 20 years time, she needs to get away from her devious father and her evil handler Jason Trawick.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 02:38:33

  43. "The Illuminati got to her?" Sweet fucking shit. Black folks just discovered them and any gossip site that covers "urban" (just say "black," you weak-sauce cunts) entertainment is completely overrun with people shitting themselves over how Jay-Z and Beyonce and Reehanna are all devil-worshipping overlords because they discovered the metal sign (throw up the horns, Hova!) and now those sites are pretty much unreadable. Please don't let that shit infect this place. I try to be a good liberal and love my black brothers and sisters, but every time I read another weepy message about how Jay is under mind control by the Bilderbergs have to resist screaming "THERE'S A REASON YOU NIGGAS CAN'T GET JOBS, GODDAMMIT!"

    By Illuminati Jones, on September 9, 2010 03:39:40

  44. Why do you believe this crap all the time. This guy wants money thats all. Think about it if it really happened why didnt he call social services the first time. Hes most likely full of crap and wants fame and money.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 04:05:16

  45. #9 (who is also #10 and # 11) get a life.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 06:35:29

  46. her erratic behaviour is suspicious, doing that to kids isn't normal, ususally its learnt behaviour like she went thru it. so it could be the abuse she went thru at a young age (illuminati). her mind was/is going crazy and they had to get Trawick to get her back in their control. she does look totally disconnected from reality...illuminati mind control.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 06:37:03

  47. For the comments that this guy should have taken it to CPS long ago, weren't CPS out to her house several times a few years back?

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 06:55:54

  48. CPS is probably in with the illuminati...

    By brunching, on September 9, 2010 12:01:09

  49. 32 - this is a BLOG not a news site, you dumb fuck.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 12:15:09

  50. puss.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 13:04:36

  51. Emotional distress because a girl appeared naked in front of him? Who does he think he's kidding. If it was so uncomfortable, quit, you dumbshit. And the allergy thing is BS, too. As already mentioned, if the kids are so allergic, they wouldn't throw up, they would die. Guy is full of shit. Oh, as far as the naked thing in front of the kids, I have 3 friends (siblings) and their parents walked around naked in front of them. I thought it was weird, but what do I care. Unless it is proven Britney actually had sex while the kids watched, it's just his word and I don't buy it.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 17:26:29

  52. Some bipolar people enjoy the mania they feel so they have a habit of not taking their medication and go back to doing a lot of crazy shit that makes sense to them.

    She probably did the things he said.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 22:48:52

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