isn't that a todd term? seriously, you suck, molly. i don't care what people are saying. you have zero ability to write anything even remotely interesting and now you're only copying todd's overused phrases and style.
time to contact gorrila nation. this has gone on long enough.
This guy reminds me of an ex-boyfriend. A tool with too much hair-gel who feels the need to show off his Yukon Denali only because his balls shrank from injecting steroids into his own ass.
I LOVE him and his boyishly gay shorty shorts and overly gelled hair...he is an ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS example of a BEAUTIFUL specimen of man. Don't hate him because he's beautiful and your girls would fuck him in a heartbeat!!
Yep, all men with awesome bodies are gay. To be straight, you must be a flabby slob. Molly's just trying to suck up to the guys sitting in their cubicles reading this stuff.
And gay, straight, bi, try, I'd still smash the shit out of this guy.
I gotta agree Molly. He is just too well groomed and there is something so ... bitchy ... about him. I don't know .. amazing body but even on the soccer field he prances in a way that turns me off. Sick body tho and beautiful to look at but gotta agree all the way with the post.
#2 If you think this guy even knows what a yukon denali is you gotta be a total ass, gay of straight his cars are all mid six figures, why does he remind you of your boyfriend, because he pisses standing up, hey dont miss the sale at wallmart today where you probaly by your entertainment clothes and mold down into steaks, good luck with that minimum wage job, today kids we all eat all meat hotdogs with a big slice of goverment cheese
#21 Way to miss the point. Replace Denali with "six figure car" then. I'm guessing you are exactly like my ex-boyfriend and that's why you got so hostile. You should probably call your momma and have her wire you some more money today.
Leave Walmart out of this, what did it ever do to you.
Hey Molly maybe you need to see his dick hard to say anything about it,look in the internet photos of him with his russian girlfriend on a yatch in Corseca/France when they are in the back of the yatch wattering each other and you'll see how thick,big and beautiful his dick seems to be,so sweetie enough of that he is just simply flawless so you just heve to acept that.
You wish you knew how to speak portuguese, at least Cristiano Ronaldo knows how to speak your language and two more, like many "portugueses, seu monga paneleirito"! :)
I don't care what you ppl say I would bake cookies on him, he's so hot then let him cool down and pour milk on him and dunk the freshly made cookies into the milk and slurp it all up like the dirty little glutton I am haha!
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isn't that a todd term? seriously, you suck, molly. i don't care what people are saying. you have zero ability to write anything even remotely interesting and now you're only copying todd's overused phrases and style.
time to contact gorrila nation. this has gone on long enough.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 09:51:00
This guy reminds me of an ex-boyfriend. A tool with too much hair-gel who feels the need to show off his Yukon Denali only because his balls shrank from injecting steroids into his own ass.
By Riley, on September 11, 2010 09:59:22
It actually looks like he's tucking it.... which would probably be worse, right?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 10:31:51
I LOVE him and his boyishly gay shorty shorts and overly gelled hair...he is an ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS example of a BEAUTIFUL specimen of man. Don't hate him because he's beautiful and your girls would fuck him in a heartbeat!!
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 10:35:34
How big do you need a penis to be, Molly?
By tizzle, on September 11, 2010 10:45:42
He's hot but waaaay too metrosexual. Probably gay too. I want my men to be men.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 10:51:57
He slept with Kim Kardashian. That makes me dislike him even more.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 10:59:03
Let's hope he is a grower not a shower?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 11:10:21
Molly-
If this (and Jon Hamm) are the best you can give us, could you PLEASE show us your tits? Otherwise, I've got to find somewhere else to go.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 11:17:22
And so the sausage-fest devoid of any humor or originality continues...
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 11:33:26
No, I'd fuck him silly. Very sexual.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 11:39:45
Molly is a size queen.
Lucky for Molly, lesbians or veterinarians invented fisting.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 11:56:28
I'm with you, Molly - I find him kind of meh. Oh, and Michigan beat Notre Dame this afternoon.
Suck on that, nerds.
By RaraAvis, on September 11, 2010 13:54:46
i love him and nothing you or anyone else can say will change that
By Todd's giraffe tamer, on September 11, 2010 14:08:26
Yep, stunningly gorgeous, but not 'sexy' in any way. Nice to look at but I have a feeling he'd be the most boring fuck you've ever had.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 16:44:18
this site used to have NOTHING on the weekends, no posts at all. so posts or not you morons complain...
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 17:47:34
Calm down, #1, double rainbow didn't come from Todd. Learn your internet memes.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 18:54:32
I'm sure after sticking his dick in KK and PH it has fallen off.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 20:37:23
Yep, all men with awesome bodies are gay. To be straight, you must be a flabby slob. Molly's just trying to suck up to the guys sitting in their cubicles reading this stuff.
And gay, straight, bi, try, I'd still smash the shit out of this guy.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 21:16:19
I gotta agree Molly. He is just too well groomed and there is something so ... bitchy ... about him. I don't know .. amazing body but even on the soccer field he prances in a way that turns me off. Sick body tho and beautiful to look at but gotta agree all the way with the post.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 04:22:48
#2 If you think this guy even knows what a yukon denali is you gotta be a total ass, gay of straight his cars are all mid six figures, why does he remind you of your boyfriend, because he pisses standing up, hey dont miss the sale at wallmart today where you probaly by your entertainment clothes and mold down into steaks, good luck with that minimum wage job, today kids we all eat all meat hotdogs with a big slice of goverment cheese
By My cock throbs for yee, women, on September 12, 2010 04:32:03
whats with the fucking gay pics
I come to this site for women tits
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 04:43:02
HOLY SHIT #18. You're right!!
THERE IS NO FUCKING BULGE IN FRONT OF HIS ARMARNI'S
By Reece, on September 12, 2010 05:01:03
gay
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 05:45:36
You people are revolting.
By Reports, on September 12, 2010 06:02:01
#21 Way to miss the point. Replace Denali with "six figure car" then. I'm guessing you are exactly like my ex-boyfriend and that's why you got so hostile. You should probably call your momma and have her wire you some more money today.
Leave Walmart out of this, what did it ever do to you.
By Riley, on September 12, 2010 06:38:03
Hey Molly maybe you need to see his dick hard to say anything about it,look in the internet photos of him with his russian girlfriend on a yatch in Corseca/France when they are in the back of the yatch wattering each other and you'll see how thick,big and beautiful his dick seems to be,so sweetie enough of that he is just simply flawless so you just heve to acept that.
By Karina/Brazil, on September 12, 2010 07:12:10
Ugh. We're talking about dicks on IDLYITW. Bring back Dave.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 09:27:59
M O L L Y S U C K S
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 09:49:00
See, he's not gay then. If he was gay he'd be hung like an elephant.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 13:13:48
i find this dude so gross!!!! seeing him in his gay underwear almost made me sick. where the hell is his manhood? my cat has bigger balls. geez :)
By madfan30, on September 12, 2010 13:37:35
Where is the beef?
By anonymous, on September 12, 2010 14:47:43
#12 and #5 apparently have teeny teeny junk.
I got nothing to fear from a woman who hasn't got time for tiny. Say the word, Molly.
By anonymous, on September 13, 2010 08:30:41
You wish you knew how to speak portuguese, at least Cristiano Ronaldo knows how to speak your language and two more, like many "portugueses, seu monga paneleirito"! :)
By anonymous, on September 16, 2010 10:49:31
hey, you nailed the Portuguese slang. good for you! i don't like Cristiano Ronaldo :)
By anonymous, on September 21, 2010 12:39:34
I don't care what you ppl say I would bake cookies on him, he's so hot then let him cool down and pour milk on him and dunk the freshly made cookies into the milk and slurp it all up like the dirty little glutton I am haha!
By anonymous, on September 23, 2010 17:05:28
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