32 Comments:

1. BAM

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 08:30:12

2. That's why you just take her panties and stuff them in her mouth. Pound away without the distraction of her speaking.... works with all women.

   By ShutUpAndSpread, on September 9, 2010 08:38:53

3. come on, you really want her to say "people laugh that i married a washed up 90s actor and failed rapper"

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 08:57:01

4. Nice abs

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 09:09:38

5. shes overated and over photoshoped

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 09:57:15

6. .....why hasn't anyone pointed out that 16 IS too young to order a martini? hahahaha

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 10:01:29

7. Just get naked and shut up.

   By Suomynona, on September 9, 2010 10:03:31

8. #6 are you fucking stupid...that is the whole point of this post you idiot. you're as dumb as she is...go read the banner headline and then shut the hell up, thanks

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 10:44:37

9. Dude, back the fuck up...beep...beep...beep. Busting on Wings, one of the greatest television shows ever? Fuck you.

   By coolpapa, on September 9, 2010 11:37:35

10. I'm begining the believe that the best thing about a blow job from Ms Fox would be the 10 minutes of silence.

    By brunching, on September 9, 2010 11:47:12

11. People roll their eyes because they're coming in their pants as you're talking to them. Unnhhhhhnnnnnnuuuhhhhhh.....

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 11:59:48

12. The problem with Megan's husband is that he s not even a has been. He is directly a never been...
    He tried and he failed, he is a loser. except for the part of convincing Mrs.Fox to marry him,of course

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 12:58:46

13. She may be stupid but I'll bet she's a great fuck.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 13:02:18

14. Ha ha. Love you Todd. I thought the same thing when I read the post "uh that's NOT why we roll our eyes ... we roll our eyes cause your husband is a loser and we roll our eyes cause you say dumb shit"

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 14:11:24

15. What do you expect, she's from hillbilly, sister-fuckin'-sheephumpin' Tennessee?
    
    I would keep her mouth duct taped shut except for when I had my cock in it.
    
    All that having been said... WOOD!

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 14:19:28

16. Toe thumbs

    By The Dave, on September 9, 2010 14:35:10

17. I hate Megan Fox with a burning fury unlike anything seen on this planet but I do love her outfit...

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 15:18:23

18. this girl is dumber than a bag of rocks..i cant imagine the shit she says during sex...

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 17:35:15

19. how can you "feel as if people roll their eyes".... if the sentence ended with "I feel as if people roll their eyes because blah blah blah..." that owuld make sense.
    
    yet she still makes 100k an interview

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 21:05:02

20. Okay, I think 90210 is hobo turds on white bread and Green is a mediocre actor at best, but calling him "failed" and "a loser" just makes you look retarded. The guy has over 60 credits on IMDB and has *five* projects coming out this year. Even if he's working for SAG minimum, he's doing quite well.
    
    And fuck you all for making me go all internet-white-knight on behalf of that wannabe rapper, you fucking fucks. Just how low do I have to stoop to show my love for this site?

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 01:26:44

21. "Things that were popular in the 90s"
    Is Ashton Kutcher a member of that club?
    
    I love Wings. Especially Crystal Bernard
    If Megan Fox were on that show, she'd be a propellor
    
    Typical night at the Fox/Green house:
    BAG: "Honey, where's the Beta? I want to watch my old shows!"
    MFox: "I don't know. Hell, I'm trying to figure out how to start this fork!"
    
    
    
    

    By change obama, on September 10, 2010 01:40:43

22. I like BAG. He seems down-to-earth, he's great looking, and I think he's better having aged. Let's hope MF does the same.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 03:11:37

23. She could sell a lock of her pubic hair on ebay for $1000.00. Yeah. How dumb is she now?

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 04:23:16

24. The name Megan Fox and husband should never be used in the same sentence.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 05:27:43

25. Thumb toes too.

    By Anymouse, on September 10, 2010 06:58:14

26. hot and she is awesome at taking it in the ass

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 08:25:06

27. Im a little late in the game but what happened to her face?

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 10:55:35

28. #20 The fact you either knew that or took the time to google it says some disturbing things about your life man ...

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 13:23:57

29. #27 you ARE behind the game, she doesnt have a real face anymore it's plastic tight. don't understand how this woman is "hot" when she has a face that doesn't move and a boring body. oh and retarded tattoos.

    By Scynic, on September 10, 2010 17:13:14

30. Her tattoo looks stupid.

    By dmccall, on September 10, 2010 19:35:07

31. i guess her face isn´t made but actually it won´t last long until it is.

    By Marie, on September 12, 2010 08:47:02

32. i like that she's married to brian austin green. theyre cuties

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2010 14:12:33