Women...if you are 5'3 but refuse to date anyone under 6' tall, you have daddy issues and it's a little creepy. Why don't you just get it on with your dad and get it over with? Don't tell people it's about when you wear heals b/c your heals aren't more than 6 inches unless you're a stripper.
if he has a little dick then it works fine but if his dick is big like he is then all he can do is finger her and lick her unless he wants to go to jail for killing her during sex
You have no idea how this works Todd? I guess you never had any fantasies of fucking Tinklebell when you were a kid.
Plus, the boxer is not an ogre...I know plenty of chicks that think he is hot with his "Roman" features. You pretend to represent for the ladies, but you missed on this one.
Maybe her super power on Heroes was an elastic vagina How do you say "find my keys and we'll drive out?" in Russian?
Actually, he just holds her waist in 1 hand and beats off with her "It's like a real pussy! No batteries needed!"
The truth is - he's incredibly small To go with her itty bitty titties His dick on her chest would look like a Maplethorpe photo: "pre-pubescent boys at camp"
(But I'd still fuck her till the cum flowed out of her ears)
(Chorus) You're too big to fit in here too big to fit in here too big to fit in here
What a lovely ride Your penis is a thrill Your penis is a Cadillac A giant Coupe de Ville Your penis packs a wallop Your penis brings a load And when it makes a delivery It needs its own zip code Nine - double zero - penis
Repeat Chorus
Your penis is so strong Your penis is so smooth Your penis has got a rhythm Your penis makes me groove Your penis is a dream The biggest one I've seen It's oozy and it's green (spoken) Ewww (spoken) Sorry
Repeat Chorus Repeat Chorus
Your penis is so big Your penis is so thick Your penis is so pretty You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard Your penis is so large My body is a movie And your penis is the star "Staring your penis"
Well, at least they probably have a lot of variety in their sexual life together. I can't stand her ass, but they look happy... even if he does look like her dad instead of a BF. BLEH.
Chasing Amy- "Our bodies are built to pass a child" "Yeah but doesn't that hurt?" "Yes but in a good way, reserved for special occasions."
Anyway you get the idea I doubt he's any bigger than a hung black guy and plenty of chicks take them. He may not be proportionally big in the penis dept. either. Nose size, not hands or feet is a generally accepted size estimater for penises.
He's got a pretty large nose look out Hayden. She may have a huge pussy anyway, petite girls sometimes do, since they like to use objects to masturbate with. She doesn't do anal (sources say) so no worries for her there. Her mouth is fairly big so that orifice is in play. Handjobs play wear her out unless he's a minute man. Get a girl excited & lubed enough any cock will fit in a her, vagina's increase in depth & width when aroused adequately.
10: i'm 5'2 and i don't guys under 6'3. my dad is average height. i just like the feeling of being totally wrapped in a hug. oh and i like getting pounded because it feels good. sorry you're short.
I'm 6'3" and I've dated plenty of short girls. Shit, MOST of the girls I've dated were 5'4" or shorter. From my experience, the shorties seem to like us tall guys for whatver reason - so what's the big deal. Let them be happy...
Damn! I'm going to dig out my copy of Short People. Ya'll should not be ragging on homegirl because she's a tater tot; she is cute and presumably getting some. If Todd is wondering how they have sex, he has WAY too much time on his uh hand; when said hand isn't busy doing other things.
I'm about 5'4 I think and my boyfriend is 7' and we manage just fine. It took practise, but now it feels natural; I think if we broke up and I had sex with a less giant guy, it would feel strange.
They are cute. I'm kinda jealous. I'm her height and have had 6'3 boyfriends. I've tried to limit the boys to under 6 ft. as of late but this couple looks so cute, maybe I shouldn't limit myself. Ha!
48 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMaybe he has a very small penis!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 05:08:32
Holy fisting Batman... look a the size difference in their hands in the pic where they are clinking beer mugs... my ass just clenched! Yowza!
By freckleface66, on September 28, 2010 05:09:19
Are you sure that's not a Hummel figurine?
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 05:12:26
She is too effing cute!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 05:14:47
i have no fuckin clue.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 05:15:27
And I thought I was the only one wondering how they get it on.
Apart from that: Wladimir looks like her sugar daddy.
By me, on September 28, 2010 05:19:44
aww its an elf and an ogre!
who find this chick hot? Not buying it!
By D, on September 28, 2010 05:30:43
Creepier than any the unholy k-whores? gimmeafukinbreak!
By v, on September 28, 2010 05:38:38
Lol @ #2.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 06:31:47
Women...if you are 5'3 but refuse to date anyone under 6' tall, you have daddy issues and it's a little creepy. Why don't you just get it on with your dad and get it over with? Don't tell people it's about when you wear heals b/c your heals aren't more than 6 inches unless you're a stripper.
By AJB, on September 28, 2010 06:32:43
Her vagina must look like five pounds of week old hamburger by now.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 06:36:17
if he has a little dick then it works fine but if his dick is big like he is then all he can do is finger her and lick her unless he wants to go to jail for killing her during sex
By THAT DON'T FIT IN HER, on September 28, 2010 06:53:16
God God Todd, once again you are spot on on your assessment!
By Docter Procter, on September 28, 2010 06:56:51
Gross! Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are the creepiest couple in Hollywood though.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 07:09:34
She is so fucking hot.
She could suck his cock standing up lol.
By juckie, on September 28, 2010 07:10:09
When she's on top, his cock must be coming straight out of her mouth, Yikes!
She'll eventually be dragging her vagina behind her.
By dong, on September 28, 2010 07:19:36
You have no idea how this works Todd? I guess you never had any fantasies of fucking Tinklebell when you were a kid.
Plus, the boxer is not an ogre...I know plenty of chicks that think he is hot with his "Roman" features. You pretend to represent for the ladies, but you missed on this one.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 07:19:44
Maybe her super power on Heroes was an elastic vagina
How do you say "find my keys and we'll drive out?" in Russian?
Actually, he just holds her waist in 1 hand and beats off with her
"It's like a real pussy! No batteries needed!"
The truth is - he's incredibly small
To go with her itty bitty titties
His dick on her chest would look like a Maplethorpe photo: "pre-pubescent boys at camp"
(But I'd still fuck her till the cum flowed out of her ears)
By Intolerant Bastard, on September 28, 2010 07:47:19
I just hope they tape it so I can see how that works... He is a lucky bastard.
By mainj, on September 28, 2010 07:53:28
Fuck knows what they do when they're in private - the mind boggles.
By Mr Anonymous!, on September 28, 2010 08:06:36
This just in off the Entertainment Wire! Minuscule actress and Andre the Giant Jr. join the cast of "Shrek 4: Unnaturally Ever After!"
By Misterfusion, on September 28, 2010 08:09:47
Wladimir Whatever-his-name-is is a dead man! No one gets Hayden Panettiere but me!
By MPT, on September 28, 2010 08:34:03
He is so hot! Yes, I might have some daddy issues, so what? I'm 5'8, so it should work out a little better than with Hayden.... Call me Wladimir!
By dutchgirl, on September 28, 2010 08:34:51
I think they look really happy together and Hayden looks beautiful.
Also Hayden's career has gone down the toilet so she made a wise decision to hook up with a rich boxer. She could have done a lot worse.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 08:46:34
(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis
Repeat Chorus
Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry
Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus
Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"
Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 09:14:57
Umm, can you say "spinner?" Sure you can!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 09:35:07
Well, at least they probably have a lot of variety in their sexual life together. I can't stand her ass, but they look happy... even if he does look like her dad instead of a BF. BLEH.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 10:28:09
Chasing Amy- "Our bodies are built to pass a child"
"Yeah but doesn't that hurt?"
"Yes but in a good way, reserved for special occasions."
Anyway you get the idea I doubt he's any bigger than a hung black guy and plenty of chicks take them. He may not be proportionally big in the penis dept. either. Nose size, not hands or feet is a generally accepted size estimater for penises.
By LolleyGagger, on September 28, 2010 10:33:43
He's got a pretty large nose look out Hayden. She may have a huge pussy anyway, petite girls sometimes do, since they like to use objects to masturbate with. She doesn't do anal (sources say) so no worries for her there. Her mouth is fairly big so that orifice is in play. Handjobs play wear her out unless he's a minute man.
Get a girl excited & lubed enough any cock will fit in a her, vagina's increase in depth & width when aroused adequately.
By LolleyGagger, on September 28, 2010 10:40:32
10: i'm 5'2 and i don't guys under 6'3. my dad is average height. i just like the feeling of being totally wrapped in a hug. oh and i like getting pounded because it feels good. sorry you're short.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 11:09:51
I wish this post had more photos of her in that dirndl but without the giant dude.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 11:47:52
And the freak show continues.
I pity the guy who ends up her next boyfriend. It'll be like fucking a hula-hoop.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 12:28:30
It's not different than half the black guys in the NBA who date li'l white whores. What's the big deal?
By Tony, on September 28, 2010 12:31:07
If you have to ask how it works, than you wouldn't understand.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 12:53:19
I'm 6'3" and I've dated plenty of short girls. Shit, MOST of the girls I've dated were 5'4" or shorter. From my experience, the shorties seem to like us tall guys for whatver reason - so what's the big deal. Let them be happy...
By Montero, on September 28, 2010 13:22:07
She's pretty cute, someone just needs to run her through the 'enlarge 120%' setting.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 14:04:36
She's short, ugly, and built like a midget.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 14:24:10
Damn! I'm going to dig out my copy of Short People. Ya'll should not be ragging on homegirl because she's a tater tot; she is cute and presumably getting some. If Todd is wondering how they have sex, he has WAY too much time on his uh hand; when said hand isn't busy doing other things.
By jaye, on September 28, 2010 15:13:32
I'm about 5'4 I think and my boyfriend is 7' and we manage just fine. It took practise, but now it feels natural; I think if we broke up and I had sex with a less giant guy, it would feel strange.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 16:06:29
Well her anus may not look like an innertube 'cause not everyone likes it up the ass. Still kinda creepy though, she looks about 12.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2010 16:28:30
o my fucking god, this post is HILARIOUS.
By giraffe tamer, on September 28, 2010 18:10:08
39 - You have daddy issues as well. Love to be dominated, don't you. You know people laugh at you as a couple when you walk by. FREAKS!!!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2010 04:57:17
i'm 5'9" and can't get my daddy issues out with anyone because you're all fucking short
By anonymous, on September 29, 2010 12:29:39
wow Hayden is definitely a multi-big-O girl then, because Wlad has to be packing... go girl/ get that ukranian hotness lol
By gigi, on September 29, 2010 14:17:16
this is the funniest thing I read in a while.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2010 16:49:43
I'm 5'1", and I once dated a man that was 6'7". I didn't really think it was that weird until I reeeally looked at the pictures of us together.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2010 20:14:51
I am pretty sure it works better then Shaq and Hoopz work. That's the real puzzle.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 12:41:50
They are cute. I'm kinda jealous. I'm her height and have had 6'3 boyfriends. I've tried to limit the boys to under 6 ft. as of late but this couple looks so cute, maybe I shouldn't limit myself. Ha!
By Wildflower, on October 6, 2010 01:24:29
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