Wow, even hotter, younger and sexier looking without all that makeup she usually cakes on. One of the few in a league with Megan Fox and way way hotter than angleina jolie.
Still dresses like a south-american chola though with the tight jeans and clogs (not that I'm complaining, mind).
Those moist wipes are the best fucking invention ever!!! Anyone NOT using them does not know what they're missing. It should be a relief to see her buying them. At least you know she has a clean ass.
@12 and 14: Jesus Christ, did you two miss the session on how to clean your ass in pre school? I just want to know what kind of shit-caked undies were you sporting before Charmin took pity and made it easy for you?
Back on topic: my question is why would she buy these things when there are a million guys who would do the job for free? She's not being very eco-friendly, wasting all that paper.
@18. Noooo, I'm actually [i]stating[/i] that there a million guys who would do that for free. Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, for Sofia Vergara, I would be her Charmin wipes. Her shit probably tastes like See's chocolates anyway.
Not for your mom or sister, though. That would be really gross. They need to wipe more, by the way. Jeez, tell them to get some class.
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Leave Your Commentgrow up todd..im pretty sure ur ass is something no woman ever wants to explore either...douche
By anonymous, on September 6, 2010 16:45:31
So would you prefer that she just not buy toiletries? Sex symbols are people too, dude. They poop.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2010 18:11:57
Charmin wipes are awesome. I highly recommend them.
By AJB, on September 6, 2010 18:12:52
whats wrong with her keeping her sweet asshole nice and clean that way nothing gets on the tongue when one is tossing her a salad
By KEEP IT CLEAN SOFIA SEXY, on September 6, 2010 18:52:43
Some women use baby wipes to remove make up...
By anonymous, on September 6, 2010 19:08:14
...from their asshole?
By anonymous, on September 6, 2010 19:20:35
I would gladly volunteer my tongue so she can save money on those baby wipes.
By tizzle, on September 6, 2010 19:55:58
Everybody poops. They even wrote a book about it. Gotta deal with it.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2010 20:52:18
This womens barking spider, probaly winks thanks, after she is done with her Tiny tim CLEANING program
By The lucky wet one , on September 6, 2010 23:42:28
Wow, even hotter, younger and sexier looking without all that makeup she usually cakes on. One of the few in a league with Megan Fox and way way hotter than angleina jolie.
Still dresses like a south-american chola though with the tight jeans and clogs (not that I'm complaining, mind).
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 02:07:46
Eating ass is probably how Pamela Anderson got Hep C.
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again." -- James Gumb
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 02:22:17
Those moist wipes are the best fucking invention ever!!! Anyone NOT using them does not know what they're missing.
It should be a relief to see her buying them. At least you know she has a clean ass.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 04:20:48
I would love to clean her bungus with my tongue.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 07:09:49
Uh, I use moist toilet wipes too. Only when you use them do you realize how shit-caked your asshole still is after TP.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 10:33:01
I'm sure Terrence Howard would LOVE her ;)
By Tina, on September 7, 2010 14:22:42
So what baby wipes does she use? I can't really see in the picture. *curious*
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 14:30:49
@12 and 14: Jesus Christ, did you two miss the session on how to clean your ass in pre school? I just want to know what kind of shit-caked undies were you sporting before Charmin took pity and made it easy for you?
Back on topic: my question is why would she buy these things when there are a million guys who would do the job for free? She's not being very eco-friendly, wasting all that paper.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 16:46:31
@17. you're implying you would lick the shit off of her ass before she wiped? eeewwww
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 08:18:12
@18. Noooo, I'm actually [i]stating[/i] that there a million guys who would do that for free. Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, for Sofia Vergara, I would be her Charmin wipes. Her shit probably tastes like See's chocolates anyway.
Not for your mom or sister, though. That would be really gross. They need to wipe more, by the way. Jeez, tell them to get some class.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 11:36:50
@18, I totally agree. That's fcking disgusting!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 12:06:08
Todd, you'll be thrilled to know (I'm sure) that Cottonelle is now offering a FREE TUB SAMPLE of wipes. Yep, for real.
http://www.getfreshwithafriend.com/
By anonymous, on September 13, 2010 13:40:51
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