i cant believe the knife he was just holding could be responsible for so many horrible stab wounds. just goes to show- u can never trust a knife based on its looks.
Now I've heard everything. Without a doubt, this is the STUPIDEST, most delusional excuse I've ever heard. I'm surprised it didn't come dribbling out of parasite hilton or BLOWhan's mouth..
What, did she shame him or something? Domestic violence should be made a capital offense just for morons like this and that Harry Potter chick's family.
Unless he was stabbing her in the windowless basement, there would have been some light from somewhere for him to see that he wasn't styabbing a dude And she probably called him name after the 3rd or 4th one And he probably would have called 911 ("hey I just sytabbed an intruder") And who takes trains these days!
Not saying he's guilty... Just saying his defense atty better geyt paid up front...
This sounds like the article that made Esquire's Dubious Achievement Awards every year, under the title "Joe Smith Drilled 49 Holes In His Head And Lived!", then the story, "Joe Smith died after drilling 50 holes in his head."
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI accidentally fucked my best friends wife 20 times by mistake so I can relate.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 04:33:52
I'm surprised he didn't stone her.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 04:44:49
adoro tu forma de escribir, tan mamón y pasado que en realidad es lo que piensas.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 04:58:54
LOL #1
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 05:42:37
Wow, an Arab man stabbing a woman 20 times?! Didn't see that one coming. That's never happened before.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 05:55:01
Is she white? It's probably a hate crime.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 05:56:32
i cant believe the knife he was just holding could be responsible for so many horrible stab wounds.
just goes to show- u can never trust a knife based on its looks.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 06:19:31
His sentence...5 to 10 years in a call center.
By Storm, on September 10, 2010 06:19:46
Whoopsy! I stumbled with a knife into my girlfriend - 20 times. Sorry! My bad!
By Gilligan, Little Buddy, on September 10, 2010 07:59:49
Twenty times? No way! It was 15-17 times, tops - I swear! Fuck it. I lost count after 19...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 08:01:09
Now I've heard everything. Without a doubt, this is the STUPIDEST, most delusional excuse I've ever heard. I'm surprised it didn't come dribbling out of parasite hilton or BLOWhan's mouth..
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 08:07:25
5 - He's Indian, not Arab, you stupid ass.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 08:44:48
What, did she shame him or something?
Domestic violence should be made a capital offense just for morons like this and that Harry Potter chick's family.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 09:01:48
That does it! Now I'm gonna burn a Koran!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 09:04:13
Dude, don't take the brown acid.
By suomynona, on September 10, 2010 09:14:00
#1, I did the same thing, but with your mom. She's so hot.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 09:23:02
I HATE that stupid Joan Rivers ad. Time to find a IDLYITW ad blocker.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 09:34:28
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By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 09:38:26
I cannot object more strongly to your "story".
I think he is known best from his part in "Office Space". That was him right?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 09:58:55
Just FYI, on a topic unrelated. Useing names like "Blowhan", "Parasite", "Shitney" etc makes you sound very very gay.
If you are, cool.
By Brunching, on September 10, 2010 10:34:11
Hey man, mistakes happen.
I once reached in my freezer and I SWEAR I thought I was pulling out a pack of hamburger
By Jeffrey Dahmer, on September 10, 2010 11:28:48
Unless he was stabbing her in the windowless basement, there would have been some light from somewhere for him to see that he wasn't styabbing a dude
And she probably called him name after the 3rd or 4th one
And he probably would have called 911 ("hey I just sytabbed an intruder")
And who takes trains these days!
Not saying he's guilty...
Just saying his defense atty better geyt paid up front...
By Stress Judo, on September 10, 2010 11:39:38
No chicken curry in prison, Bapu.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 12:24:52
#19, he's not the one who was in "Office Space"; you're thinking of Ajay Naidu, who played the part of Samir.
#20, you're a closet homo, aren't you? Only a butt pirate like you would bitch about other people's celebrity nicknames.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 12:31:13
He'll walk....IT'S FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
By Sorry officer....., on September 10, 2010 12:49:02
Todd can you take this fucker down or put another story up. I'm sick of looking at him.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 14:24:26
He's mentally ill. We should have compassion for him. But then again, mocking mentally ill people is okay when they FUCKING STAB SOMEONE 20 TIMES.
By Jordan, on September 10, 2010 16:36:34
Straight from the confession form:
"...Bitch took my Grecian Formula. and made me look like a Mexican Bob Barker. She had it coming!"
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 19:19:02
I was home alone this one weekend and masturbated 20 times in a row.
Accidentally.
Then I went to sleep.
By tizzle, on September 10, 2010 19:20:27
7. <3
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 19:40:16
Pot can make some people psychotic. Just ask Sarah Palin.
He stabbed her 20 times and didn't kill her. Clearly, the guy needs more practice.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 22:34:40
Wow, an Arab man stabbing a woman 20 times?! Didn't see that one coming. That's never happened before.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2010 05:55:01
Except that he's Indian. Retard.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 02:20:58
#24 Are you flirting with me?
By brunching, on September 11, 2010 07:11:47
24. I was joking. I appreciate the help though.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2010 10:37:38
god what is it with these weapons? Guns killing people? knives killing people?
By guns kill people, on September 11, 2010 20:48:37
Pack this camel hump and send him to work at 7'11's or pump gas with his b. O. Turbin on
By Dot heads are very monkeyish, on September 12, 2010 04:38:39
This sounds like the article that made Esquire's Dubious Achievement Awards every year, under the title "Joe Smith Drilled 49 Holes In His Head And Lived!", then the story, "Joe Smith died after drilling 50 holes in his head."
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on September 13, 2010 13:13:35
why is cesar milan on posted here without his goatee?
By i don't like you in any way, on September 14, 2010 08:59:29
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