Lindsay Lohan Is Job Security

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  1. Gotta love it, finally a judge shows some tough love and does something that might have, even if it was only for a split second, make Lindsay take notice, and its repealed in less than 24 hours. Injustice system for the win.

    By Deadsider, on September 24, 2010 21:17:02

  2. I knew it!

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2010 21:17:49

  3. This bitch just needs to OD and die already.

    By Lohantastic, on September 25, 2010 00:13:10

  4. And now she's free... the Cali court system is a joke. What a waste of time and resources. Just let her fuck up her life, while we all watch.

    By ringwald, on September 25, 2010 01:09:42

  5. What's missing in all of this:
    People like Lohan are THE reason cartels in Mexico are slaughtering people and Taliban in Afghan are growing opium
    Next time she's in court, Judge should just shoot her between the eyes
    What's the worst that will happen?
    Judge gets sentenced to play Mario Cart on a Nintendo 64?
    Seriously - give CA back to Mexico
    Its 99% of the way there already

    By Disgusted Bastard, on September 25, 2010 01:12:45

  6. Her lawyer sucks.

    By z, on September 25, 2010 01:45:40

  7. run. lilo. run.!!!.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 02:44:04

  8. Who cares?

    By jv, on September 25, 2010 02:58:33

  9. #5 You need professional help just as much as Lohan.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 03:02:05

  10. how in the hell can a violation of probation/parole be a misdemeanor? after all she did test positive, she should have gone right back to jail, no question's asked. now she'll be on house arrest again, and pulling the same old shit.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 03:04:38

  11. YES! WE LOVE YOU, LINDSAY. DON'T LET THE FEW HATERZ GET YOU DOWN!!!!!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 03:39:22

  12. Wow. Who knew you had mad ditty skills!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 04:07:29

  13. Isn't she supposed to be broke? Where'd she get the money for bail?

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 04:11:49

  14. You can snark, but I for one am BORED to death with these Linds articles.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 04:15:19

  15. NO MORE LILO STORIES for crying out loud !!
    I this a Lohan News Blog or what??

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 04:21:19

  16. Come to me LiLo I shall protected you

    By Nathan, on September 25, 2010 04:40:07

  17. Bravo Molls! Also LUV her fat lips in the artists drawing!

    By ILUVMOLLY, on September 25, 2010 04:42:57

  18. what rhymes with orange? Now I have an answer to that.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 04:49:19

  19. #11, it's idiotic assholes like you that enable this bitch further. Please off yourself; you'd be doing everyone a favor.

    As for BLOWhan, I have no doubt she'll fuck up & get rearrested; she's too smug, arrogant & stupid not to. However, the one thing I cannot understand is, why is random drug testing not a condition of her release? They put a SCRAM anklet on her; neato, great. But she didn't drink last time; she's snorted coke & took adderall. SCRAM bracelets won't pick this up. So, the release conditions the judge imposed is like telling her to go ahead & do drugs; nobody's going to check on you. I can't believe that nobody seems to understand this. With the exception of Judge Fox, does anyone in the California judicial system have even the slightest bit of brains in their heads, or are they all jabbering celebrity loving dumbasses?

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 05:36:09

  20. Unfortunately for us, some coke heads live long lives. Ask Rick James.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 06:05:59

  21. As far as I'm concerned Lindsay is flying first class... in my fantasy plane crash. Bottom line is we put dogs down for less. She is pissing on the rug of common decency and won't stop chewing on the California Penal Code (if there is such a thing). Stick a needle in her arm (I'm sure she already has plenty of holes on there to use) and hold her paw as she slips away. Don't worry, we'll bury her out back behind her favorite tree with that squeaky toy (blow) that she loved so much.

    By Molly is quite the wordsmith, on September 25, 2010 06:50:33

  22. #19 must be the funniest person ever.

    Calls #11 an idiotic asshole for being blind, whereas he has never had any personal contact with Lindsay and calls her smug, arrogant and stupid because of the image he got of her from nothing more than gossip websites.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 07:20:24

  23. 18. That is a great point. My understanding is that there is no single word that rhymes with orange

    This girl is going to wind up dead. No doubt. Any time something happens that should have resulted in her hitting bottom, she get bail. All these people who think they are protecting her are only making her death inevitable. Then there will be the introspection about how this happened and the same people who are allowing this to happen will be pointing fingers all about.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 07:35:56

  24. #19 is definitely fat.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 07:46:42

  25. Forget Lindsay. This is about our broken justice system. As far as I can see, Lindsay is doing us a favor by exposing it for what it is. If she can make a mockery of it, good for her. We'd take advantage of it if we could, wouldn't we? Don't hate her. Contact your politicians and complain about the judges, the sherrifs, the rehab people, and the UCLA doctors. I'm getting to the point of rooting for her. Lindsay has defeated the US Justice System once again. My hat's off to her. And whatever stupid thing she does to herself is her business. Until she actually kills someone.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 07:58:22

  26. Crap, dude, I just give up. What the hell does this broad have to do to get jail time? I was sure that THIS time, the legal system was going to work. THIS time, Lindsay Lohan would get what she deserved. But can the retarded judicial system in California lock this wench up? Naaaaaah.

    But I WILL be going down to a overcrowded courthouse to pay a $400 camera ticket for rolling through a right hand turn. Maybe I should hire Shawn Holley Chapman to get me off with a slap on the wrist, it would probably be cheaper. F-CK Cali justice.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 08:20:10

  27. i don't care, i find her taxing both and obnoxious in the worst way possible... not only that i'm bored, can't we talk more about morgan freeman fucking his granddaughter?

    By taxationworepsMANE, on September 25, 2010 08:25:32

  28. love the song!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 08:33:59

  29. Why even bother arresting her anymore? Just turn her loose with enough coke to off herself and let nature take its course.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 09:44:10

  30. Why do they keep letting her out?

    Oh yeah, it's California.

    By tizzle, on September 25, 2010 09:46:26

  31. #22 & #24 must be fat trailer park heifers. Go back to your singlewides, boneheads.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 09:51:05

  32. Uh, 22, she's definitely arrogant and smug. Nobody goes to court with "FUCK U" painted on their fingernail unless they think they're better than the judge. And she insists on wasting my tax dollars with this bullshit; bitch thinks it's a fun game. That makes her arrogant and stupid.

    Next time, think before you post; it'll be less embarrassing for you later on.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 10:12:05

  33. #30 - California probably subsidizes your mud puddle state, so STFU.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 11:53:16

  34. And here we go again...

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 11:56:39

  35. 19/31... Holy shit. This has got to be the dumbest moment I ever saw on this blog. 24 calls you fat, so you reply that it is them who are fat. LOL. 24 is right. You are definitely fat. And stupid, too.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 12:10:00

  36. I don't get why she ALWAYS get's away with EVERYTHING under the law that is ILLEGAL. We are doing her no favors by not punishing her. She could die because of her disease, Alcohallism and drug abuse.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 12:25:06

  37. #35, no youre fat and stupid. you!

    Grow up, guys. And grow a brain while youre at it.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 13:26:26

  38. #13. She sold her coke stash I imagine.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 16:28:12

  39. I love this Judge. Cannot wait for Blohan to fuck up again and end up in cuffs again. Hopefully this time they will strip her of her hair extensions and makeup as they would any other inmate so we can see what she REALLY looks like.

    By fair is fair, on September 25, 2010 18:48:24

  40. Court Room Sketch Artists Are Unsung Heroes... Sounds like the name of a song, a "Metalcore" or "Deathcore" or who gives a F*CK what type of Metal Music it just shut the F*CK up and jam it without getting into convuluted arguements about 'what' it is.

    Oh yeah the other day I was at Gamestop and some jackwad was there trying to pretty much change his DNA by Trading in his Wii and like 5 Games in order to get a PS3. I get that you want to move up in the system game but don't do it on a sunday afternoon when there's only ONE dude working.

    ALSO, some young kid... a 10 year old boy was there wearing what looked like Capri pants but these had some kind of stripped lines with different colors. WTF? Why are Boys wearing clothes like that? He didn't Look or act gay. He seem like a regular little kid BUT he had some tight fitting short pants that looked like they were for Girls, some kind of Leggings. That kid needs help. Parents, please pay attention to what your kids are doing.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2010 22:46:12

  41. in her mugshot she is looking up cus the guy with he cam was on top of her she was on her knees and he di release a huge load on her face which she swallowed most of it

    By she wants some juice, on September 25, 2010 23:12:45

  42. So the question begs itself:what does one have to do to get arrested and thrown into jail in SoCal? If your not rich/famous(LiLO)pretty much anything,with a free beating for good measure. Though I must say, this current episode has the makings of a good porn movie script(hopefully with our miss Lindsy in the role she was born to play!!!)

    By joesmoke, on September 25, 2010 23:25:46

  43. Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan making out with Paris Hilton.

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/995843/Lindsay-Lohan-drugs-heroin-syringe-pictures.html

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2010 00:02:33

  44. You are all fat.

    By Little Dicky Simmons, on September 26, 2010 04:03:14

  45. Blohan will get what's coming to her. By the way, why do white people smell like dogs when they get wet?

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2010 06:35:41

  46. P.S. And gay.

    By Little Dicky Simmons, on September 26, 2010 06:36:01

  47. You can always tell people on this board are bored when they start snarking at each other.

    Hohan is a joke. She's gonna OD very soon; she's shown she doesn't care about staying clean or what people think of her. She's toast; not a question of if, only WHEN...

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2010 17:57:03

  48. Lindsey. The Teflon Firecrotch.

    By anonymous, on September 27, 2010 07:25:59

  49. That Ditty was Shitty, but I appreciate the sentiment.

    By jaye, on September 27, 2010 10:32:57

  50. wow so much love her with no real point about the Lindsay situation. she just needs to go to AA be locked up for a good year at the salvation army rehab center. She can rebound, or she will be dead. there is no in between

    By jaslvgas, on September 27, 2010 11:54:59

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