Cool, maybe they can shoot video of his liver biopsy with the phone too. Who knows what improvements will have been made to the resolution and general performance of the camera by then?
Even if someone was daring to risk their life to have sex with her riding bareback doesn't mean they will get even close to doing so. At the very least the guy or girl may get a glimpse of something we've all seen already except they will see it in person, maybe. That being said I'll take the leap if no one else wants the challenge:P That banner pic makes her look real good right now, I think I'd have to take a chance and slip a finger in her asshole if I was the winner.
Bitch is the same quality as a c-level pornstar at this point. If she showed up looking like she does now in 1993, she wouldn't have amounted to shit.
But that's not why I'm posting. I have to take issue with your assumption of unicorn horn size. Maybe those fuckers are like the leprechauns of the horse world. I just think that's an awful and off base assumption to make.
Why does the winner need a big cock? 1. Pamela is a desperate tramp and 2. just because they are filming a bedroom scene doesn't mean anyone's getting naked. It's Nokia, not Hustler.
#22 I meant how rough and skanky she looks. Not her aging. As I said before, she looks like a c-level pornstar. If she looked this low-class and skeezy in 1993, she probably wouldn't have even made it in porn.
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Leave Your CommentWTF? Who would want to climb into the sack with this wrinkled old crone? Someone should tell Pammy that Photoshop doesn't work in real life.
By JAC, on September 7, 2010 04:08:37
Nokia is about 20 years late for that add campaign.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 04:49:31
As long as the bitch aint bleeding I'd still nail her
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 05:12:20
in 1995, they would have been really lucky. Now, not so much.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 06:34:36
Still don't believe the Hep C bullshit.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 06:43:49
I'm not surprised that Nokia is using the classic marketing angle of 'buy our thingamajig and you will inevitably get vagina, somewhere somehow'...
I'm just surprised they want me to think of sex with THAT woman.
Wasn't 1995 Nokia's biggest year as well??
By joejoe, on September 7, 2010 06:49:29
Cool, maybe they can shoot video of his liver biopsy with the phone too. Who knows what improvements will have been made to the resolution and general performance of the camera by then?
By Staci, on September 7, 2010 07:31:21
#5 - better believe it pal. Its public knowledge.
http://www.thebody.com/content/art32378.html
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 08:14:29
I'm guessing Ed Westwick will be for the queers?
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 08:17:24
Wow, great, and next up, Betty White slinks about in her support hose, craddling the phone and purring about its vibrating mode.
Pam Anderson is about to be premenopausal, if she isn't already. That pretty much eradicates that whole sex-symbol thing.
At least she isn't a fat hog with jacked feet like Hendricks, though.
By Hendrick's Seventh Toe, on September 7, 2010 08:34:33
Photoshoppin a pic doesn't make it reality. The "winner" better bring the viagra.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 09:08:57
#11 Extra viagra, be 12 cans of beer shitfaced, and while their at it, hopefully have some really bad vision
By chucky, on September 7, 2010 09:15:32
Even if someone was daring to risk their life to have sex with her riding bareback doesn't mean they will get even close to doing so. At the very least the guy or girl may get a glimpse of something we've all seen already except they will see it in person, maybe. That being said I'll take the leap if no one else wants the challenge:P
That banner pic makes her look real good right now, I think I'd have to take a chance and slip a finger in her asshole if I was the winner.
By LolleyGagger, on September 7, 2010 10:52:52
Who needs what that bitch has....
By dick nasty, on September 7, 2010 12:29:18
Whoever the dude is who "wins" this contest, he better take measures to protect himself. Like a full body condom...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 12:55:22
Oh sure she's giving...
HEPATITIS FOR EVERYONE!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 14:17:22
Bitch is the same quality as a c-level pornstar at this point. If she showed up looking like she does now in 1993, she wouldn't have amounted to shit.
But that's not why I'm posting. I have to take issue with your assumption of unicorn horn size. Maybe those fuckers are like the leprechauns of the horse world. I just think that's an awful and off base assumption to make.
By Buck, on September 7, 2010 14:28:44
I think sasha cohen should be borat again and win this contest lmao
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 14:45:29
Every good HO needs to know when to hang up her G-string and start dressing/acting like a LADY.
By Give it up grandma, on September 7, 2010 18:50:16
Why does the winner need a big cock? 1. Pamela is a desperate tramp and 2. just because they are filming a bedroom scene doesn't mean anyone's getting naked. It's Nokia, not Hustler.
By Brooke, on September 7, 2010 18:58:53
Nice pic of skankula. Bending over, panties pulled partway down, asking random dudes to fuck her up the ass. Class as usual, skankula...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 19:58:49
#17 you gotta expect her to look differen than she did 20 year ago
By anonymous, on September 7, 2010 20:12:05
#22 I meant how rough and skanky she looks. Not her aging. As I said before, she looks like a c-level pornstar. If she looked this low-class and skeezy in 1993, she probably wouldn't have even made it in porn.
By Buck, on September 8, 2010 01:41:41
It's coming to the end for old Pam and with this last reach for attention on that 40+ overused body. Five year from now it'll be Pam who?
By lkl, on September 8, 2010 02:58:47
Time to crush some guts, dude.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 12:37:11
My dog gets mail regularly, even once got a credit card offer. What if my great dane Ely wins?
By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 05:34:19
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