The photographer was at fault. Don't like Paris, but you don't stand in front of a car being driven by a cokehead. The photographers do that all the time, then complain about being run over or hit. Don't stand in front of a moving vehicle! You are supposed to learn that at 4-5 years old.
Let me preface this by saying that I don't give a rat about Paris Hilton. However, it's one thing for the paps to be taking pictures as you're coming out a restaurant, or on the beach, or on a boat with a telescopic lens, but to be a bunch of morons and block a car in the middle of the street like these idiots did is ridiculous. If I were that driver, I would have peeled rubber, and given those paps a idea of what it would be like to play the role of a human speed bump, then testify later in court that I was scared by all the flashing lights, freaked out, and jammed on the gas pedal in a bout of panic. It would serve these scum sucking paparazzi right to get a taste of the product that killed Lady Di.
Stand where you will and take the risk. C'est la vie. But Paris should drop to her knees and start "apologizing" to that photographer. If they all quit tomorrow, it would be "Paris who?" inside of six months. She hasn't made it on talent, beauty, or intellect--those shutterbugs are the only thing keeping Paris' name alive.
the pap dudes all need to fucking die. when they go, we will no longer have to care what parislohankardashianfox are doing and the world will still turn. I just wish his injuries were real, and terrible.
I don't care at all about Paris Hilton, but this is insane. Essentially, if the paparazzi wouldn't move, they were forcibly confining the two of them. Essentially, they were kidnapping them. Running over one could be considered self-defense.
What's being lost in all this "the photographers are being mean to me!" BS is she purposely courts them. She got famous for being famous by trading on her last name; she calls photographers & lets them know where she's going. Then, after having created this mess in the first place, she then says "they're so rude, they're being mean to me", etc.
Well, she made this bed; she now has to lie in it. No matter what she does, these guys will be following her around. Too fucking bad, paris; deal with it...
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Leave Your CommentThe photographer was at fault. Don't like Paris, but you don't stand in front of a car being driven by a cokehead. The photographers do that all the time, then complain about being run over or hit. Don't stand in front of a moving vehicle! You are supposed to learn that at 4-5 years old.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 07:05:42
That was a woman?
By fubar, on September 30, 2010 07:16:50
where is Todd? It's thursday. What is going on
By giraffe tamer, on September 30, 2010 07:17:54
I blame Paris for being Paris.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 07:22:05
way to mow down the only thing that makes u and lohan and kardassian famous.
plz take out some more.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 07:22:45
I only wonder who types her Tweets for her.
Aggressive, paparazzi, literally??
Paris would be hard pressed to spell each of those words correctly over the course of a year, nevermind in one spontaneous paragraph.
By joejoe, on September 30, 2010 07:50:48
Maybe if enough people do this they'll learn. Don't fucking stand in front of a car being driven if you don't want to get hit.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 07:51:09
Let me preface this by saying that I don't give a rat about Paris Hilton. However, it's one thing for the paps to be taking pictures as you're coming out a restaurant, or on the beach, or on a boat with a telescopic lens, but to be a bunch of morons and block a car in the middle of the street like these idiots did is ridiculous.
If I were that driver, I would have peeled rubber, and given those paps a idea of what it would be like to play the role of a human speed bump, then testify later in court that I was scared by all the flashing lights, freaked out, and jammed on the gas pedal in a bout of panic. It would serve these scum sucking paparazzi right to get a taste of the product that killed Lady Di.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 07:58:26
I can't rightly say that her pussy is a pleasant thing.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 08:34:35
Dear Paris, please OD and die.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 08:54:51
Stand where you will and take the risk. C'est la vie. But Paris should drop to her knees and start "apologizing" to that photographer. If they all quit tomorrow, it would be "Paris who?" inside of six months. She hasn't made it on talent, beauty, or intellect--those shutterbugs are the only thing keeping Paris' name alive.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 09:07:11
At the end of the video you can hear the photographer who got her foot run over saying "You guys, don't turn in your stuff. I'll get fired."
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 09:51:50
Running down paparazzi, what's wrong with that? I can see it becoming a sport in hollywood. I think it's even legal to hunt them in the midwest.
By RudeDog, on September 30, 2010 10:22:52
all the paps should have been cited for j-walking!!
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 11:09:16
Who gives a shit about Paris or her fucking boyfriend? Stop taking their fucking picture and they will go away.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 11:42:31
There should be open season on the damn photo-jerks.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 14:20:08
the pap dudes all need to fucking die. when they go, we will no longer have to care what parislohankardashianfox are doing and the world will still turn. I just wish his injuries were real, and terrible.
By jbizzquik, on September 30, 2010 15:21:48
Molly's funniest post so far.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2010 17:26:53
Hey, Todd. High when you wrote this? Suddenly you've become unfunny.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 00:08:33
i never thought i would agree with Paris .. its the paps fault get of the fucking road. the thing that felll over should be charged for jaywalking.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 05:35:06
I don't care at all about Paris Hilton, but this is insane. Essentially, if the paparazzi wouldn't move, they were forcibly confining the two of them. Essentially, they were kidnapping them. Running over one could be considered self-defense.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 06:22:23
Get this fat f*ck outa here. An ambulance? Give me a break. Shoulda mowed him down worse if the result is going to be the same either way.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 06:57:05
I agree with 21. Since when should paparazzi be allowed to forcibly prevent their target from leaving?
By Pat C., on October 1, 2010 08:54:47
What's being lost in all this "the photographers are being mean to me!" BS is she purposely courts them. She got famous for being famous by trading on her last name; she calls photographers & lets them know where she's going. Then, after having created this mess in the first place, she then says "they're so rude, they're being mean to me", etc.
Well, she made this bed; she now has to lie in it. No matter what she does, these guys will be following her around. Too fucking bad, paris; deal with it...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 09:12:40
They should declare a $100 bounty for every one of those parasites hit and killed by a celeb!!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 09:32:34
Wrong board, but die early Lindsay Lohan
By anonymous, on October 1, 2010 19:20:13
Bitch, paps are the only thing keeping you famous. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, and STFU.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 04:03:43
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