While she jumps from guy to guy, you gotta admit that she looks a lot healthier and slimmer when she's with someone than when she's not. Defective? You bet. But when she's slimmed down, who wouldn't want to tap that?
I'm pretty sure I'm worth more than Haiti. And good for that Eric Johnson. It's the 21st century, it's about time guys started sponging off rich, successful women. All he has to do is behave himself (and give JS the high hard one once in a while) and he's set for life.
Well... he made 2.2 million in 2006 and 1.125 million in 2008. I'm sure he was making similar salaries the rest of his NFL career. Add in a Yale education. I wish I was a bum like this guy!
It's my PRE-occupation and the government doesn't allow it as a deduction. It's like masturbation, if you got a job to get paid for it you have a sweet job hell it ain't even a job. I'm sure Jessica has an 'opening' for a motorboater on her staff, those babies would need it I'd say at least once a day now that they're even bigger. I'm sure they don't get the attention they deserve.
PS you guys are making a little too much of the Yale degree. The Ivies regularly import meatheads to beef up their sport teams and toss them a degree in underwater basketweaving or some BS subject (i.e. business administration) in return.
What is it with retards thinking just because someone doesn't have a job it obviously means hes broke?
Athletes/Actors are two of the types of "careers" where you can not be working but still have money in the bank. This guy made millions playing ball..Fun fact, 1 million dollars in a savings account will generate about 100,000 a year just out of interest. People are dumb.
For all this talk that she is gaining weight and looking rather "portly", she looks quite well and still quite attractive. Where do theses people come from to say that she's over the hill and not pretty any longer. I think these photos show she still has it.
Physically she's fine. The fact she always adds that something that badly screws her image. Were she a model, she could always life off her physique and let others care of her public image.
Let this be a lesson to females who think their clothing should fit like a sausage casing. Wear clothes that fit and you won't look like a fat tension bridge.
More power to the guy. The fact that he even got in to Wharton means he's smart- and B-school guys tend to be all about the money, so he clearly saw the more profitable opportunity in JS. If she's too stupid to see him for the opportunist that he is she deserves to get her fat ass taken for a ride.
Oh, and unrelated, I love fat Jessica. I'd destroy that. Half you guys out there agree with me, whether or not you want to admit it.
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Leave Your CommentJessica Simpson looks pretty hot in these photos! And it sounds like her new boyfriend has a great plan ... good work, Eric Johnson!
By Midlife Bachelor, on September 8, 2010 04:07:20
The guy is an ivy league grad. Maybe he has more going for him than tagging along with her.
And how is it that in this photo, she looks 20 pounds thinner than in the other recent photos? Lipo?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 04:25:41
2. It's called a t-shirt that fits, unlike the "form-fitting" stuff she usually tries to squeeze herself into.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 04:59:02
She's lookin pretty freaking hot to me.
By KMB, on September 8, 2010 05:28:45
Her queefs are like lilac dust in the noses of Ivey leagers
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 05:31:09
While she jumps from guy to guy, you gotta admit that she looks a lot healthier and slimmer when she's with someone than when she's not. Defective? You bet. But when she's slimmed down, who wouldn't want to tap that?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 05:51:50
Remember she doesn't brush her teeth. Good thing Eric is willing to overlook the fact that his cock smells better after anal than oral.
By Andy Kaid, on September 8, 2010 06:27:31
Walking is so hard for her.
You can just see the look of 'concentrate and focus' on her face.
It's only when she stops walking that she remembers to close her damn mouth.
By joejoe, on September 8, 2010 07:24:09
I'm pretty sure I'm worth more than Haiti. And good for that Eric Johnson. It's the 21st century, it's about time guys started sponging off rich, successful women. All he has to do is behave himself (and give JS the high hard one once in a while) and he's set for life.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 07:26:50
Still think the photo form a week ago was not her.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 08:12:32
She'll still be looking for a husband when she's 70.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 08:27:13
He's an MBA money-whore. She's a whore with money. Match.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 08:40:41
Well... he made 2.2 million in 2006 and 1.125 million in 2008. I'm sure he was making similar salaries the rest of his NFL career. Add in a Yale education. I wish I was a bum like this guy!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 09:20:03
It's my PRE-occupation and the government doesn't allow it as a deduction. It's like masturbation, if you got a job to get paid for it you have a sweet job hell it ain't even a job.
I'm sure Jessica has an 'opening' for a motorboater on her staff, those babies would need it I'd say at least once a day now that they're even bigger. I'm sure they don't get the attention they deserve.
By LolleyGagger, on September 8, 2010 11:03:16
Her rack looks huge!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 11:31:09
No job and she'll still suck wang?!?
My dream woman!
PS you guys are making a little too much of the Yale degree. The Ivies regularly import meatheads to beef up their sport teams and toss them a degree in underwater basketweaving or some BS subject (i.e. business administration) in return.
By HC'96, on September 8, 2010 12:44:04
Jessica's pussy Hair looks just like the stuff they put In easter baskets, and i know
By Her horney daddy, on September 8, 2010 13:23:29
What is it with retards thinking just because someone doesn't have a job it obviously means hes broke?
Athletes/Actors are two of the types of "careers" where you can not be working but still have money in the bank. This guy made millions playing ball..Fun fact, 1 million dollars in a savings account will generate about 100,000 a year just out of interest. People are dumb.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2010 18:08:59
For all this talk that she is gaining weight and looking rather "portly", she looks quite well and still quite attractive. Where do theses people come from to say that she's over the hill and not pretty any longer. I think these photos show she still has it.
By Web Surfer, on September 8, 2010 18:52:23
Physically she's fine. The fact she always adds that something that badly screws her image. Were she a model, she could always life off her physique and let others care of her public image.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 00:54:43
Let this be a lesson to females who think their clothing should fit like a sausage casing. Wear clothes that fit and you won't look like a fat tension bridge.
By Staci, on September 9, 2010 01:40:29
More power to the guy. The fact that he even got in to Wharton means he's smart- and B-school guys tend to be all about the money, so he clearly saw the more profitable opportunity in JS. If she's too stupid to see him for the opportunist that he is she deserves to get her fat ass taken for a ride.
Oh, and unrelated, I love fat Jessica. I'd destroy that. Half you guys out there agree with me, whether or not you want to admit it.
Later, fags.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 03:25:34
18., You are SO wrong. The average saving account, at about 4% interest would yield about $40K a year. Not bad, but not Jessica's spending league.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2010 07:22:48
Way to shit on all the unemployed folks who read your blog as a distraction from life's misery.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2010 16:23:47
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