Britain's News of the World has released some pictures (supposedly from 2007) of Lindsay Lohan playing around with a syringe and making out with Paris Hilton. The photos are about as clear and sexy as One Night in Paris and as entertaining as Herbie, Fully Loaded. I think the real question though is how dumb do you have to be to let people take these pictures? They are two of the most (in)famous girls in the world, and yet photographic evidence keeps surfacing of their illegal behavior. Are their brains just wired to make them pose every time someone points a Nikon in their general direction? Or are they avid scrapbookers who like to document every waking moment of life? I hear those can make nice keepsakes, but let's be honest, I don't think Michael's sells glitter speedball stickers. Stupid girls, you know the world is waiting with bated breath to see you fall. At least make us work for it a little.