He's hardly a looker but between a mega-rich rapper and shitty "comedian" who looks like Rachel McAdams much uglier sister, I'd reckon he's the one with some questions to answer.
Wow he can do so much better in terms of looks ... she looks about 47 and she's such a harpy on her show I can only imagine what she is like in real life. Wait, isn't she married/dating some producer?
If by "dating" you mean 50 cent threw a screw into her in between some other mundane things he had going on, yeah, I believe that.
Mmmm. She is probably all needy and weird about her looks, though, given her age. So he probably makes her do things...things she feels shame and cries about later. Bad, bad things....
This is one annoying bitch. I hope Fitty gags her before he throws the meat to her. Usually I don't like seeing black guys with white girls but in this case I must say I don't care.
Amen to all of you. She fucked her way to the top and oh look, when she didn't need to have the FUCKING CEO OF COMCAST in her life anymore, she dumped him. Whore.
TODD, where are you??? Has your medical status left us without witty updates? Get better soon. I'm a doctor. I can prescribe you something. Or loan you my fleshlight.
I like female comediennes and talk show hosts but they are either lesbian or whores :( theres just no chance for me to find an idol.. kathy griffin is always talking about balls, other times shes funny tho. now chelsea has her porn leaked. god..
35 my ass. Why is this woman even popular? Who watches her show? I guess nothing has changed, if you sleep with the right people you will get rich and famous.
I don't know who this women is, but she wrote a book with a dog looking up her skirt? And this is supposed to be impressive?
Whore doesn't begin to describe it. Just kill yourself and get it over with. In the mean time maybe there are more farm animals who you might enjoy flirting with.
So I guess Chelsea isn't very popular on this site... I happen to love her. I appreciate all of the comments about her looks though... It just shows what a cynical society we live in. In no way is she "racist" like someone earlier quoted. She even talks about sleeping with a black guy in one of her books. I've got nothin' but love for ya Chels!!
in the book shes holding, she starts off with a story about how she learned how to masturbate at 9, at a slumber party. Its a disgusting story. And youre all right, she4s not funny at all
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Leave Your CommentMy ass she's 35. I'm 30 and she looks like she could be my fucking grandmother.
By mutterhals, on October 6, 2010 05:26:36
Lotsa folks on both sides of this are saying "God, is that the best he/she can do?'
By Andy, on October 6, 2010 05:39:57
What a no-talent bitch. Also, who's the chick on the cover of her book because it sure ain't her.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 05:48:11
She's 35, really!?!?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 06:00:22
Just who is Chelsea Handler and why would anyone care?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 06:01:55
He's hardly a looker but between a mega-rich rapper and shitty "comedian" who looks like Rachel McAdams much uglier sister, I'd reckon he's the one with some questions to answer.
By sinaplenty, on October 6, 2010 06:02:13
Her crowsfeet, crowsfeet, are 35,this girl hasn't seen a tampon in about 10 years
By Dr perricone , on October 6, 2010 06:07:47
If she's 35, then I'm a vermicious knid.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 06:29:20
She's a skanky boozing whore and he's a limp wristed pansy.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 06:42:17
In this photo, she kind of reminds me of Kim Bassinger. But Bassinger is 56; I'm not sure if that's a credit to her, or an indictment of Handler.
And yeah, her show sucks and she's not funny at all.
By Slim Thug, on October 6, 2010 06:47:23
Fugly unfunny mudshark. Makes Coco look like a catch.
By Fuck Yo Couch, Nigga, on October 6, 2010 06:59:03
I hear he has terrible body odor.
By barney, on October 6, 2010 07:25:31
Fifty must ruin that gash.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 07:36:16
Wow he can do so much better in terms of looks ... she looks about 47 and she's such a harpy on her show I can only imagine what she is like in real life. Wait, isn't she married/dating some producer?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 08:04:45
Nasty ass looking bitch...
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 08:06:07
Ewww. She's trotting mighty close to pot/kettle land these days.
By dmccall, on October 6, 2010 08:09:01
So it's really gonna be hard to tell from now on if that thing in the middle of her head is a vein or 50's dick.
OMFG, mmffffwwwwwaaahahahahahahaha
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 08:09:09
LMAO @ "vein in her head or 50's dick"
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 08:23:47
If by "dating" you mean 50 cent threw a screw into her in between some other mundane things he had going on, yeah, I believe that.
Mmmm. She is probably all needy and weird about her looks, though, given her age. So he probably makes her do things...things she feels shame and cries about later. Bad, bad things....
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 09:27:22
This is one annoying bitch. I hope Fitty gags her before he throws the meat to her. Usually I don't like seeing black guys with white girls but in this case I must say I don't care.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 09:31:16
I'm not a big fan...but I want to plow her and plow her.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 09:38:03
Ok.. move on... next topic please.. looking at her just sucks!!
Slow afternoon??
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 09:43:08
Amen to all of you. She fucked her way to the top and oh look, when she didn't need to have the FUCKING CEO OF COMCAST in her life anymore, she dumped him. Whore.
By SNG, on October 6, 2010 09:47:47
People get plastic surgery to make themselves look younger, but all it does is end up making them look older.
By Rebecca, on October 6, 2010 09:51:58
Lol @ number 8. I thought she was close to 50.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 10:41:19
Couple was made for each other. Both ugly & talentless.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 11:04:22
Well! This answers my question of what would dick van dyke look like if he was a woman.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 11:07:54
I love her.She is funny.So what is she's fucking 50 cent....
By Tasha, on October 6, 2010 11:30:21
I love her.She is funny.So what is she's fucking 50 cent....
By Tasha, on October 6, 2010 11:30:28
No big - Chelsea and I hook up anytime we're both in the same town, too. She'll fuck anybody, I swear. Wait - what?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 11:44:03
She's batshit crazy me thinks..
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 12:04:08
The name of the newest Hollywood couple?!
FILTHY CENTS.
By whatev, on October 6, 2010 12:14:11
That face and those wood chipper teeth are a deal breaker.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 12:19:30
Damn slow day on IDLYITW.com, sh*t
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 13:46:51
TODD, where are you??? Has your medical status left us without witty updates? Get better soon. I'm a doctor. I can prescribe you something. Or loan you my fleshlight.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 14:34:02
LMAO, "50's dick". That's Epic.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 15:57:01
WHO??? what a waste of a post...slow day
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 16:13:22
At least she ain't a two bit whore.
By justkeepinitclassy, on October 6, 2010 17:35:00
They are perfect for one another. They both have no talent, looks, or intelligence. They are a match made in heaven.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2010 17:44:56
35? She looks 50. And like #3 said, don't who the chick on the cover is b/c it ain't her.
By AJB, on October 6, 2010 19:01:44
She's 35? Guess she is a comedienne.
By Deadsider, on October 6, 2010 19:42:01
can we get this burn victim off the top, please?
By itsbridj, on October 7, 2010 03:04:16
So are we gonna get to see this goddamn sex tape, or what?
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 03:41:27
50 Cent . . . bang that pale trophy with your mighty black sword!!! Show her that comedy comes with a harsh price.
By Chocalottadingdong, on October 7, 2010 04:01:36
If she ever starts clanging two cymbals together, we're screwed. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/evil_monkey.jpg
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 06:33:55
I like female comediennes and talk show hosts but they are either lesbian or whores :( theres just no chance for me to find an idol.. kathy griffin is always talking about balls, other times shes funny tho. now chelsea has her porn leaked. god..
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 06:58:15
I'm surprised, because I could swear she's kind of a racist against blacks.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 11:08:50
35 my ass. Why is this woman even popular? Who watches her show? I guess nothing has changed, if you sleep with the right people you will get rich and famous.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 23:04:15
Is it me, or are her ears as big as Dumbo's?
Her show used to be funny, but now she's become just like the people she makes fun of without realizing it...oh, the irony.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 11:01:42
I don't know who this women is, but she wrote a book with a dog looking up her skirt? And this is supposed to be impressive?
Whore doesn't begin to describe it. Just kill yourself and get it over with. In the mean time maybe there are more farm animals who you might enjoy flirting with.
By WTF?, on October 8, 2010 16:18:36
So I guess Chelsea isn't very popular on this site... I happen to love her. I appreciate all of the comments about her looks though... It just shows what a cynical society we live in. In no way is she "racist" like someone earlier quoted. She even talks about sleeping with a black guy in one of her books. I've got nothin' but love for ya Chels!!
By Chelsea's biatch, on October 8, 2010 19:40:23
in the book shes holding, she starts off with a story about how she learned how to masturbate at 9, at a slumber party. Its a disgusting story. And youre all right, she4s not funny at all
By ladyguitarstar, on October 9, 2010 13:03:27
DISGUSTING WHORE AT HER OLD AGE SHE BECOMES A MUDSHARK WHAT AN UGLY WHORE
By anonymous, on October 10, 2010 19:46:17
Dang...thought it was Elizabeth Bank's mom when I saw the pic.
Why any woman would date him is beyond all reason, except he has a lot of dough. Yep, that is it.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 16:34:07
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