Oh my FUCK. This woman is pure fucking perfection. Seriously. Game fucking over for the rest of the female population in comparison to this beauty.
This angel could urinate on the thanksgiving turkey while flipping off my parents and grandparents and i'd still ask her to marry me and yell visciously at them for 'not giving her a fair shake'
oh todd, if only the rest of us could be as perfect as your definitions on body type. let's see, you who is short, dumpy, uneducated, has 3 jobs to make ends meet, no car and still uses his mom's car, and rents whilst in his 30's!
get a grip, todd, and maybe christina will go on a diet for you.
Note to kim whoretrashian fans: Sophie Monk's ass is what a shapely ass looks like. Whoretrashian's is a lard filled sack of disgusting cellulite & globbules of fat. And, she's much less of an attention whore, and doesn't like black men pissing in her face. Sophie Monk FTW!
I love the psychic readings sign in the background, I could make a fortune and be declared the next fucking Nostradamus if she stood outside of my 'psychic reading parlor', a three year old would look like a fucking clairvoyant in that shop if all he could say was 'horny'.
I always appreciate that Todd goes for the exact same sort of woman as any other closeted gay man, always trying to prove his hyper-masculinity.
"I love lots of make-up and breast implants," is what Todd says on the outside, but on the inside... one day maybe he'd like to have the make-up and breast implants himself.
She's pretty, but Christina Hendricks is still curvy, too. Not fat. And Todd may be no tiny dude himself. He had his *gallbladder* out, which is mostly something fat women have removed. I've never heard of a youngish guy getting it out, ever.
I wonder, and I mean really wonder, what it would feel like for her to just sit on my face while she did normal, mundane things such as watching TV or chatting on the phone.
I'd lie there on her bed and she'd just squat over my face like it was perfectly normal and sit there while I just continuously inhaled and ate out her ass.
For what it's worth, I also wonder this same thing about Kelly Brook and Megan Fox.
29 - What kind of chick do you go for? I see. Fat Christina. I think Christina posts on this site. I mean, she doesn't exercise so she probably sits on the PC all day and eats.
Amen number 33. Remember when he said, and may have even put a link about his ex gf looking like some model or something. She may have been hot, but i notice you never post pics of yourself, and she was probably only dating you bc she thougth you had money from this horrible website that yes, i keep coming to for some damn reason, even though you just piss me off everytime i do. Shes your ex for a reason. Todd, enough of bashing Christina hendricks, You know you would have sex with her if you could, shed be the best piece of ass you'd ever have or ever have in your lifetime. Youre probably one of those fat people who have so much self hate, that any body who's normal looking you bash out of hate for yourself.
How is it curvy when it's all fake? She wouldn't be cuvy if she didn't have a giant silicone ass and tits. Scarlett Johannsen is cuvy, albeit a little smaller, but she has curves. And yes Christina Hendricks is curvy. She is thick and curvy. I don't understand the appeal of really fake looking women. I mean look at her face it is almost all plastic. What happened to the beautiful, glamorous, curvy movie stars? Like marilyn monroe (who, yes had tasteful plastic surgery), bettie page, lana turner, jane manson..ect Is this thing what is considered attractive?
57 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGod. Fucking. Damn.
Stupid rape laws always getting in the way...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 09:10:11
What arse? LOL, j/k
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 09:20:22
You know her ass and farts smell delicious mmmmmm
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 09:26:56
She would look fantastic.... sitting on my COCK.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 09:29:53
@1
Funniest shit I've read all day.
By Chevy Chase, on October 13, 2010 09:33:11
WOW SHE FINAL DOESNT LOOK LIKE A PLAYBOY BUNNY REJECT CAN IT BE!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 10:02:08
That Candice Swanepoel chick was a much hotter blonde.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 10:03:29
I would eat the peanuts out of her shit with a spoon!
By cashmon, on October 13, 2010 10:14:34
Sophie is caviar...Kimmie is shitjustshit.
By cc, on October 13, 2010 10:19:57
Curvy as my hatstand, T. Still would bang them both. What did Christina do to you dude with this pose this much animosity?
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 10:30:17
Bwahaha @ #1.
Oh my FUCK. This woman is pure fucking perfection. Seriously. Game fucking over for the rest of the female population in comparison to this beauty.
This angel could urinate on the thanksgiving turkey while flipping off my parents and grandparents and i'd still ask her to marry me and yell visciously at them for 'not giving her a fair shake'
That. Fucking. Hot.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 10:37:48
AMAZING Ass Always
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 10:41:48
Totally hot fuckable body. Too bad her face is Meh...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 10:48:02
I would give her a saline IV and lick that nonstop for a month.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 11:01:29
It would look best naked on all 4's, whining "please, please, please, fuck me NOW!"
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 11:24:21
I would eat that arse hole like a little china man eats noodles in china town in philadelphia, slurp slurp, guggle guggle
By Chase Utley , on October 13, 2010 11:28:07
All woman should strive to look that good.
Starting with the bitch I sleep next too every night!
By FML, on October 13, 2010 11:28:20
I'm sorry but she looks like a whore. The bleached hair, the fake tan, the clothes, everything.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 11:47:00
Sorry, Todd. She doesn't f*u*c*k Indians.
By Big Bad Wolf, on October 13, 2010 12:09:54
Yes this is what the word curvy really is this blond lady here and not the "curvy" people claim Christina Hendricks to be.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 12:14:49
ouch #17, time for a divorce?
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 12:49:09
That ass should be on the dessert menu. The face should be in the pillow.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 12:52:52
oh todd, if only the rest of us could be as perfect as your definitions on body type. let's see, you who is short, dumpy, uneducated, has 3 jobs to make ends meet, no car and still uses his mom's car, and rents whilst in his 30's!
get a grip, todd, and maybe christina will go on a diet for you.
LOL.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 12:56:55
She'd be richer than Bill Gates if she did porn.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 14:03:22
This chick looks no different than every other pornstar in the Valley, you fucktards.
By DoucheBagelow, on October 13, 2010 16:26:56
Note to kim whoretrashian fans: Sophie Monk's ass is what a shapely ass looks like. Whoretrashian's is a lard filled sack of disgusting cellulite & globbules of fat. And, she's much less of an attention whore, and doesn't like black men pissing in her face. Sophie Monk FTW!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 16:58:44
LOL @#23.
And I would like to order up a 3-way with Sophie & Christina please, with me as the flesh filling in our sex sandwich.
By erect@hardon.cum, on October 13, 2010 17:13:32
I love the psychic readings sign in the background, I could make a fortune and be declared the next fucking Nostradamus if she stood outside of my 'psychic reading parlor', a three year old would look like a fucking clairvoyant in that shop if all he could say was 'horny'.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 17:47:57
I always appreciate that Todd goes for the exact same sort of woman as any other closeted gay man, always trying to prove his hyper-masculinity.
"I love lots of make-up and breast implants," is what Todd says on the outside, but on the inside... one day maybe he'd like to have the make-up and breast implants himself.
By Todd S. Compensatingforhisgayness, on October 13, 2010 19:11:28
#25 knows...
Christina Hendricks FTW!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 19:32:05
" she should know there is no unevenness in the "
You forgot the K and the W.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 19:59:36
#25 = perez hilton
By anonymous, on October 13, 2010 23:45:44
She's pretty, but Christina Hendricks is still curvy, too. Not fat.
And Todd may be no tiny dude himself. He had his *gallbladder* out, which is mostly something fat women have removed. I've never heard of a youngish guy getting it out, ever.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 01:11:53
I wonder, and I mean really wonder, what it would feel like for her to just sit on my face while she did normal, mundane things such as watching TV or chatting on the phone.
I'd lie there on her bed and she'd just squat over my face like it was perfectly normal and sit there while I just continuously inhaled and ate out her ass.
For what it's worth, I also wonder this same thing about Kelly Brook and Megan Fox.
By tizzle, on October 14, 2010 01:19:21
Now that's a chick that my mom would go gay foer
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 02:02:31
Know, not no
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 03:54:49
yeah, what #25 said.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 04:15:26
"This chick looks no different than every other pornstar in the Valley, you fucktards."
Ah yes, the air of superiority from the guy with carpel tunnel syndrome from chronic jerking off.
By Dr. Phil, on October 14, 2010 05:11:40
her lower back has got to be killing her at night.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 05:47:11
I see that my position has been given to someone else. remind me what was the point of the kegals again?
By giraffe tamer, on October 14, 2010 07:48:31
Amazing body but her face just doesn't really do it for me.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 10:40:11
29 - What kind of chick do you go for? I see. Fat Christina. I think Christina posts on this site. I mean, she doesn't exercise so she probably sits on the PC all day and eats.
38 - lol, exactly right.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 11:31:40
someone needs to tell her this isn't 1999. Nice outfit.
I don't find her to be pretty at all, but her body looks great in jeans!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 12:06:30
Looks like a tranny. I'm serious. You're the kind of guy who'd get tricked by a dude in a wig in west hollywood.
Good luck with life bro.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 16:24:20
She isn't curvy, she doesn't have a waist. She's just a man body with silicone.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 19:10:24
This woman looks just as whorish as Shauna Sand.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2010 19:43:49
Too bad she is not sexy, ample, curvy and covered in soapy fat sweat like that cow Hendricks.
Then Sophie would be hot.
By Three chins for everyone, but four for Hendrick., on October 15, 2010 01:14:51
Jasmine Waltz, the chick who punched Lindsay Lohan, reminds me of Megan Fox.
Odd choices in men though - David Arquette and the carrier of Paris Hilton's various and sundry pathogens, Doug Reinhardt.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 01:17:15
#45, does your mother know you're gay?
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 02:30:30
Is Todd back in the hospital? Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 02:48:07
Her face is busted.
Just imagine what she looks like without that pound of makeup and fake hair... yikes.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 08:48:59
Amen number 33. Remember when he said, and may have even put a link about his ex gf looking like some model or something. She may have been hot, but i notice you never post pics of yourself, and she was probably only dating you bc she thougth you had money from this horrible website that yes, i keep coming to for some damn reason, even though you just piss me off everytime i do. Shes your ex for a reason. Todd, enough of bashing Christina hendricks, You know you would have sex with her if you could, shed be the best piece of ass you'd ever have or ever have in your lifetime. Youre probably one of those fat people who have so much self hate, that any body who's normal looking you bash out of hate for yourself.
By ladyguitarstar, on October 15, 2010 14:42:09
Will suck clit for food.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 17:05:26
How is it curvy when it's all fake? She wouldn't be cuvy if she didn't have a giant silicone ass and tits. Scarlett Johannsen is cuvy, albeit a little smaller, but she has curves. And yes Christina Hendricks is curvy. She is thick and curvy. I don't understand the appeal of really fake looking women. I mean look at her face it is almost all plastic. What happened to the beautiful, glamorous, curvy movie stars? Like marilyn monroe (who, yes had tasteful plastic surgery), bettie page, lana turner, jane manson..ect Is this thing what is considered attractive?
By anonymous, on October 16, 2010 05:16:36
ASS IMPLANTS, DUMBASSES! DORKS.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2010 06:27:52
i agree no. 54. Its horrible what women do to themselves in order to be whats considered beautiful in this era, or for men.
By ladyguitarstar, on October 16, 2010 11:45:09
Very nice!
By 12 steg, on October 17, 2010 05:08:41
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