Scarlett is as plain looking chick as you'll ever find. Natalie is built like a stick. Jessica B. is built like a horse. Jennifer L's ass looks like it belongs on an elephant. Hally's hips could be used as a bridge to cross a river. Jennifer G's ears look to belong on a monkey. Beyonce is build like a rhinoceros from the waste down.
Jessie needs make a transition from being a hot girl into a beautiful woman. It's all in her head.
While all those other chicks have their strenghts and I wouldn't kick any of them out of the hot tub, Jessica Alba is in another league in the all-around perfection for my tastes. Halle Berry is the only real competition. Okay, maybe Natalie Portman. At least she didn't throw Angelina Jolie on the list or I wouldn't have bothered taking issue with her.
She is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood and the fact that she doesn't know it just makes her all the more so. Sometimes it actually hurts to look at her knowing you'll never get to meet her. :(
I agree, her mirror must be crap. I appreciate this post. This shows how screwed up these women are. She is by far one of the prettiest/beautiful/sexiest (even out of her list) and yet she doesn't see it. At least she is humble... but I do think she might have body disassociation. I feel horrible for her that, that culture has fucked her head up so badly. Poor girl... either way she'll never have to worry about gettin laid, paid or too faded!
It's not unheard of for insanely gorgeous women like Jessica Alba to have low self-esteem. It's usually the fat and ugly 4's and 5's with the highest self-estem. That's how it goes!
She is absolute perfection. I mean literally everything is perfect about her -- face, skin, hair, BODY, clothing style, legs, arms!!!!! she is perfect. Her body is SICK - thin but toned. PERFECT!
Bitch please. This heifer knows she looks good. She just doesn't want to say it and look conceited. Or she's one of those weirdos who gets off getting compliments. Either way.... she's just meh now. I dunno... she's still pretty, but not as much as she was back in the day.
I seriously doubt she has self esteem issues when she poses the way she does on the cover of the magazine. I agree with number 28 ... she was probably asked something about how it felt to be a sex symbol and there are only two ways to answer that and both make you sound like a douchebag so she just chose the whole "oh I'm ugly" way ...
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'd love to stretch her asshole with my meat stick
By Taz, on October 7, 2010 10:24:25
My new background. Now everytime I look at it I'll be hard too. Thanks, Todd.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 10:31:48
Sounds like her mirror is perfectly fine. Give it another few years before she starts looking like the chick who shot Selena.
By Chevy Chase, on October 7, 2010 10:39:18
meh.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 10:41:46
I think she's the prettiest chick alive, so she must be stupid.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 10:55:06
Scarlett is as plain looking chick as you'll ever find. Natalie is built like a stick. Jessica B. is built like a horse. Jennifer L's ass looks like it belongs on an elephant. Hally's hips could be used as a bridge to cross a river. Jennifer G's ears look to belong on a monkey. Beyonce is build like a rhinoceros from the waste down.
Jessie needs make a transition from being a hot girl into a beautiful woman. It's all in her head.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 11:07:35
Now you know why she is married to Cash Warren.
By Troy, on October 7, 2010 11:29:25
The minute she let some douchebag named Cash stick his opportunistic cock in her warm hole she lost her Dark Angel hotness.
By DoucheBagelow, on October 7, 2010 11:50:03
Jennifer Lopez? haha since when could she act? ahaha HA HA HA
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 13:37:23
Jessica Alba thinks she's ugly and Lady Gaga thinks she's Gods gift to this planet. What a fucked up world we live in.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 13:48:59
While all those other chicks have their strenghts and I wouldn't kick any of them out of the hot tub, Jessica Alba is in another league in the all-around perfection for my tastes. Halle Berry is the only real competition. Okay, maybe Natalie Portman. At least she didn't throw Angelina Jolie on the list or I wouldn't have bothered taking issue with her.
By AnJoSlave, on October 7, 2010 13:52:46
Well, they're all better actresses than she is, so she's mostly right.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 14:23:50
Apple is over-priced shlock for clueless noobs sold to them by a salesman hack who knows nothing about technology.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 14:25:11
Have you seen her madre? Aye caramba!
By nnk, on October 7, 2010 15:05:05
She is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood and the fact that she doesn't know it just makes her all the more so. Sometimes it actually hurts to look at her knowing you'll never get to meet her. :(
By AJB, on October 7, 2010 15:46:37
I agree, her mirror must be crap. I appreciate this post. This shows how screwed up these women are. She is by far one of the prettiest/beautiful/sexiest (even out of her list) and yet she doesn't see it. At least she is humble... but I do think she might have body disassociation. I feel horrible for her that, that culture has fucked her head up so badly. Poor girl... either way she'll never have to worry about gettin laid, paid or too faded!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 16:47:46
Must be the Herpes talking...
By JAC, on October 7, 2010 17:38:15
Hottest piece of ass out there, and cute as hell. With amazingly low self esteem. Hot; definitely hot...
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 17:40:04
Is low self-esteem the reason she married that cheesy porn-actor looking bastard?
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 18:41:14
YOU GUYS SHE HAS HERPES
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 23:11:10
It's not unheard of for insanely gorgeous women like Jessica Alba to have low self-esteem. It's usually the fat and ugly 4's and 5's with the highest self-estem. That's how it goes!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2010 23:40:45
iPhone looooool!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 00:46:17
that is so sweet.
By Herman Bumfudle, on October 8, 2010 01:29:46
No doubt shes attractive, but shes as narrsastic as a teenager on facebook looking for people to tell her shes attractive
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 02:43:45
She is absolute perfection. I mean literally everything is perfect about her -- face, skin, hair, BODY, clothing style, legs, arms!!!!! she is perfect. Her body is SICK - thin but toned. PERFECT!
By CC, on October 8, 2010 02:59:57
I agree with #24 - she is hot and she knows it...she's just fishing for compliments
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 04:02:30
Jesus, you people actually believe this crap? Say it with me: Jessica Alba is LYING so she can come off as self-deprecating and humble.
Man, I can't believe you all fell for it!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 04:03:08
Bitch please. This heifer knows she looks good. She just doesn't want to say it and look conceited. Or she's one of those weirdos who gets off getting compliments.
Either way.... she's just meh now. I dunno... she's still pretty, but not as much as she was back in the day.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 04:50:30
False modesty is easy to spot.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 07:04:49
Wow, I hope she means it. She's not attractive in person, film does wonders. She's bone thin with an alien head.
By duder, on October 8, 2010 08:38:16
Notice the women she didn't mention? Huh? Huh? That tells you something right there! Smug bitch!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 13:31:07
I seriously doubt she has self esteem issues when she poses the way she does on the cover of the magazine. I agree with number 28 ... she was probably asked something about how it felt to be a sex symbol and there are only two ways to answer that and both make you sound like a douchebag so she just chose the whole "oh I'm ugly" way ...
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 14:36:54
haha - drain your balls like an iPhone battery? Its statements like these that make me come back to this site time and time again.
Love ya Todd
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 14:50:32
id fuck her so deep and so long that they'd make me the king of england when i pulled it out of her
By anonymous, on October 8, 2010 18:19:09
So you mean all I'd have to do is go up to her and be like "Wow you look very pretty today, Jessica," and then the next thing I know my cock is
1) In her mouth
2) Up her snatch
3) Between her tits
4) Up her behind
...lather, rinse repeat? Sounds good to me!
By erect@hardon.cum, on October 8, 2010 20:23:16
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com