She'll be single within three months, and going all, "Boo hoo, poor me!" while she stalks her ex and sets her sights on several other guys. This bitch is nuts.
She always seems so sad and pathetic when it comes to men and her "weight issues". Her sister seems to have it together though so maybe there's still hope for Jess.
#8, Not really. It's Jessica's fault that they got divorced because she was too busy fucking around and flirting with other dudes that weren't her husband. That's the real scoop. She has no reason to be pissed at anyone but herself. She's a dumb bitch and Nick is so lucky to have gotten away from her before it was too late.
she took her dads bad advice when he told her she would be a megastar if she left her husband. She thought she was the hottest POA in Hwood and left her husband. Now shes mad at herself for fucking it up. He deserves the $ he gets. Any woman that gets cheated on and gets divorced wants money also. so why not him? I think she was a bigger tool for fucking up on her husband. So pay up bitch!
No doubt Nick is a douchebag, but I have to applaud him for trading up just in time. Vanessa is smokin' and keeping it together while Jessica is rapidly sliding downhill. And you better believe Vanessa read John Maher's comments about Jessica being sexual napalm in the sack, and is working hard on upping her game between the sheets (or in the pool, or on the floor, or wherever). So kudos to you Nick Lachey, you fucking douchebag.
#8 what a stupid comment - Jessica and her father used Nick and threw him away thiking she was a huge star - so good for Nick I hope he got a huge settlement (she and her father don't want everyone knowing just how stuipd and fake her big boods really are) if women can do it, men should be able to also
If Jessucka is bitter about "Nick taking all her money", maybe she should have thought twice before jumping on every douchebag cock she could find while married to him. About the weight thing though, to be fair, it's not just her, all the teen pop stars from the 2000s seem to be turning into fat cows: Britney, Mandy, Jessica and Christina, moo! moo!
24 Comments:
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By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 04:19:28
wow...VM grew into one spicy taquita!
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 04:45:10
Jessica has the mentality of a five year old so nothing she does surprises me.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 04:52:09
"sexual napalm"
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 04:55:57
I'd like to have my way with that Pinay! mmmm
By joejoe, on October 29, 2010 05:18:56
I'm with Nick - his LBFM puts Jessica to shame.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 05:20:20
It is too bad that jessica is such a mess...deep down she is a very beautiful woman. Hope she can overcome the drinking problems.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 05:22:37
Uh, to be fair...Nick Lachey is getting spousal support from Jessica Simpson, that's kind of a tool thing to do.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 05:29:19
She'll be single within three months, and going all, "Boo hoo, poor me!" while she stalks her ex and sets her sights on several other guys. This bitch is nuts.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 05:59:54
I feel bad for Jessica. I'd be annoyed, too. Not that I'd say anything to the waiter, but I may have to drink about it.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 06:08:46
She always seems so sad and pathetic when it comes to men and her "weight issues". Her sister seems to have it together though so maybe there's still hope for Jess.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 06:12:16
What is LBFM?
And after the way Jess and Joe ruined her marriage, Nick deserves some money. Weird-o's
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 06:29:27
#8, Not really. It's Jessica's fault that they got divorced because she was too busy fucking around and flirting with other dudes that weren't her husband. That's the real scoop. She has no reason to be pissed at anyone but herself. She's a dumb bitch and Nick is so lucky to have gotten away from her before it was too late.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 06:37:58
Two famewhores making blue movies in the hot tub Fuck em!
By coolia, on October 29, 2010 07:15:18
I always wondered how Nick Lachey paid his mortgage. Thanks IDLYITW.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 08:14:21
#12 LBFM = Little Brown Fucking Machine
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 08:18:08
she took her dads bad advice when he told her she would be a megastar if she left her husband. She thought she was the hottest POA in Hwood and left her husband. Now shes mad at herself for fucking it up. He deserves the $ he gets. Any woman that gets cheated on and gets divorced wants money also. so why not him? I think she was a bigger tool for fucking up on her husband. So pay up bitch!
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 08:59:12
@8: If you're a chick, that's the most priceless thing I've ever heard.
If you're a dude, why are you defending a moron like Jessica Simpson?
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 12:49:27
Wow, this is a harsh article. If anyone is drunk and jealous it's Nick and Vanessa. They have no career and are wasting Nick's money on booze.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2010 16:46:51
No doubt Nick is a douchebag, but I have to applaud him for trading up just in time. Vanessa is smokin' and keeping it together while Jessica is rapidly sliding downhill. And you better believe Vanessa read John Maher's comments about Jessica being sexual napalm in the sack, and is working hard on upping her game between the sheets (or in the pool, or on the floor, or wherever). So kudos to you Nick Lachey, you fucking douchebag.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2010 07:00:29
Also, she's a fat-ass
By Steve Drill, on October 31, 2010 11:23:21
#8 what a stupid comment - Jessica and her father used Nick and threw him away thiking she was a huge star - so good for Nick I hope he got a huge settlement (she and her father don't want everyone knowing just how stuipd and fake her big boods really are) if women can do it, men should be able to also
By Go Nick, on November 1, 2010 08:40:49
If Jessucka is bitter about "Nick taking all her money", maybe she should have thought twice before jumping on every douchebag cock she could find while married to him. About the weight thing though, to be fair, it's not just her, all the teen pop stars from the 2000s seem to be turning into fat cows: Britney, Mandy, Jessica and Christina, moo! moo!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2010 13:27:36
WOw, he still gets $$$ from Jessica?
No wonder Nick and Vanessa do nothing but travel from resort to resort.
By Hawk, on November 1, 2010 15:25:19
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