"But publishing the photos of the celeb's kids makes the paparazzi target them, which is not cool. Stick to ranking on the parents, not the kids."
Up yours. These kids are going to inherit millions for doing jack squat. I'd let my entire childhood be mocked by dickheads like Todd if I was guaranteed to get whatever the hell I wanted when I grew up.
Besides, they can blame their mom for making them look like fucktards.
They're starting therapy for the kids early, so when they find out their douche of a dad killed 2 people and was never really held accountable, it won't affect them as much.
22 Comments:
Leave Your CommentUh, he's not picking on the kids, he's picking on the parents. Read, people, read.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 00:55:17
I feel extremely sorry for those kids having such a skank for a mother.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 01:01:45
I actually think they're quite cute!
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 02:19:05
SJP is not a skank. A horse faced mummy, maybe, but not a skank.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 02:40:51
But publishing the photos of the celeb's kids makes the paparazzi target them, which is not cool. Stick to ranking on the parents, not the kids.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 03:54:48
Funniest post ever.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 04:03:32
I think they are super cute! They have nothing to do with their mother lol
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 04:18:29
When do these kids turn 3? with a pedigree of sarah jessica parker, they are shoo-ins to finish in the money for the Kentucky Derby!
By keith, on October 25, 2010 04:46:44
That little on the left is adorable!
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 05:05:19
LMFAO. Tea out the nose. Who cares who their mom is, it's funny no matter who they are.
By Staci, on October 25, 2010 05:28:31
Don't care, the post was still funny.
Whatever happened to Molly anyway? Did we scare off another writer?
By Deadsider, on October 25, 2010 05:55:50
How did 2 cute kids come from those parents??? I suppose Broderick is ok looking.
By SJP eats Oats, on October 25, 2010 07:07:44
the one in the back of the stroller is SO CUTE
By giraffe tamer, on October 25, 2010 07:37:56
So cute! I love SJP, she is amazing!
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 08:54:55
lol, awesome post.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 08:57:07
funniest post in a while! I actually laughed out loud like an idiot.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 09:29:48
The kids hair is a reaction realizing who their mother and what she looks like.
Or simply trying to look like Derek Zoolander.
By Amazing Larry, on October 25, 2010 10:26:12
"But publishing the photos of the celeb's kids makes the paparazzi target them, which is not cool. Stick to ranking on the parents, not the kids."
Up yours. These kids are going to inherit millions for doing jack squat. I'd let my entire childhood be mocked by dickheads like Todd if I was guaranteed to get whatever the hell I wanted when I grew up.
Besides, they can blame their mom for making them look like fucktards.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 13:01:57
ugg, I hate ugly kids.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 18:07:58
18. Bad day?
You can turn around say that shit when they're 18 and have inherited the millions of dollars you so desire, but right now they're innocent babies.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2010 22:30:19
They're starting therapy for the kids early, so when they find out their douche of a dad killed 2 people and was never really held accountable, it won't affect them as much.
By P. Gallagher, on October 26, 2010 08:39:19
I don't think they're Sarah's bilogical children. Maybe they used someone else's eggs.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2010 11:13:18
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