Apparently Industrial Light and Magic's version of the SEAL team six elite workers is now helping photoshop aging rock stars in addition to removing Hendricks' three chins from photos.
Man, they show him in graphic and impossible detail...I'm just wondering what he's hiding under that schmata he can't bring himself to remove. I wonder if his brain is exposed?
Wow. It's really weird that these photos aren't digitally manipulated in any way. Odd how BM's wrinkly neck seems to all but disappear on the magazine cover. Come on, people - I don't care what the photographer is trying to get us to believe - I promise, Brett doesn't roll outta bed looking like Iron Man. I have it on good authority he's as bald as a cue-ball - the scarf OR the pic isn't fooling anyone - except maybe those pathetic middle-aged women who still masturbate to pictures of Brett while listening to "Every Rose Has It's Thorn."
I know this guy is laughing all the way to the bank but, is it really worth it to completely embarrass yourself and surrender all dignity? He was a joke back in the 80's.
my god what an awful job. do they really think we are that stupid that we can't tell its photo shopped? that his face and forearms are lighter than the rest of his body? hmmmmmmm the dude has diabetes and drinks like a fish i doubt he has abs like that.
Motley Crue rocked! Poison was metal-lite for virgins Brett Michaels turns male-whore for strippers on VH1 and suddenly he's a media darling Once again showing that "popular" and "pretty" are whatever the media tells us they are Its not like millions of people were valling for this asshat to be back in public
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Leave Your CommentWow, photoshoping is a horrible horrible thing, It looks like someone drew the body then placed a cartoon head on top,
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 06:26:02
Apparently Industrial Light and Magic's version of the SEAL team six elite workers is now helping photoshop aging rock stars in addition to removing Hendricks' three chins from photos.
By Yeah, Hendricks is fat. So are you., on October 4, 2010 06:26:07
“I know, let’s put an aging Z grade celebrity has-been on the cover of our 8th tier music wank rag….” “Great idea! That’s how we roll…”
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 06:35:06
Is the banner pic fuzzy or is it a painting? Like a painting that's supposed look like a painting and not try to pass as a photograph.
By duder, on October 4, 2010 06:38:15
Man, they show him in graphic and impossible detail...I'm just wondering what he's hiding under that schmata he can't bring himself to remove. I wonder if his brain is exposed?
By OhPleaseMary, on October 4, 2010 06:44:36
Actually it is under discussion on the very respected photography blog:
http://strobist.blogspot.com/2010/10/available-light-as-in-every-available.html
It this light (: I do not think it is photoshoped.
By Mike, on October 4, 2010 07:01:36
Show us your hairpiece, you bloody wanker!!!!!!
By joejoe, on October 4, 2010 07:07:55
Wow. It's really weird that these photos aren't digitally manipulated in any way. Odd how BM's wrinkly neck seems to all but disappear on the magazine cover. Come on, people - I don't care what the photographer is trying to get us to believe - I promise, Brett doesn't roll outta bed looking like Iron Man. I have it on good authority he's as bald as a cue-ball - the scarf OR the pic isn't fooling anyone - except maybe those pathetic middle-aged women who still masturbate to pictures of Brett while listening to "Every Rose Has It's Thorn."
By OhPleaseMary, on October 4, 2010 07:28:45
What is going ON with that headband?
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 07:30:45
I call total bullshit on the photo not having being manipulated. Impossible.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 07:45:18
He looks like something out of the Body Works exhibit.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 07:52:30
I know this guy is laughing all the way to the bank but, is it really worth it to completely embarrass yourself and surrender all dignity?
He was a joke back in the 80's.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 08:07:00
my god what an awful job. do they really think we are that stupid that we can't tell its photo shopped? that his face and forearms are lighter than the rest of his body? hmmmmmmm the dude has diabetes and drinks like a fish i doubt he has abs like that.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 09:18:33
Jesus Christ, Bret Michaels, fuck off back to the 1980s where you belong!
By Mr Anonymous!, on October 4, 2010 09:31:28
They were doing ok until they photoshopped an anus where his bellybutton should be.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 09:41:10
There have been homo's all over the news this week, and THIS is the gayest pictures I've seen....
By too gay to function, on October 4, 2010 10:05:27
Photoshop can't do miracles
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 10:06:41
This is what happens to your skin after you've been in Pamela Anderson.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 11:09:23
I think that's the late WWE star Eddie Guerrero.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 12:23:48
That image disturbs the crap out of me...I think I'm scarred for life.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 12:32:39
cant he get some photoshop hair?
guy gets naked but covers his hairline= lmao.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 13:45:24
He looks like a Tool
By anonymous, on October 4, 2010 20:40:31
Motley Crue rocked!
Poison was metal-lite for virgins
Brett Michaels turns male-whore for strippers on VH1 and suddenly he's a media darling
Once again showing that "popular" and "pretty" are whatever the media tells us they are
Its not like millions of people were valling for this asshat to be back in public
By i beat off hourly, on October 5, 2010 00:52:29
Four holes in your stomach? Did you get your gallbaldder yanked, brah?
By Bleke, on October 5, 2010 01:26:42
That's scary.
By Jaye, on October 5, 2010 07:39:19
I this an I Spy? I guess Ryan Renynold's body with an druggie 80's pop rock star's photoshopped face? Do I win a prize?
By anonymous, on October 15, 2010 16:37:57
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