um, ok...that was the dullest thing I've ever read. You chose THAT as your first post? Come on, we want scandalous stories and hot sexy celebrities who do stupid things that make us laugh at them. Combined with some pithy snarky commentary. We need more from you Jess!
How about "Paris opened a new Hotel in her family's namesake brand. This one's located in her vagina, which has elevated the new hotel to a record breaking ranking as the most visited locations in the hotel chain." It's only a matter of time until Nikki Sixx, or L'il Wayne (newly released from prison) spends a night in it and leaves the room trashed and unrecognizable." OR just a very minimalist: "Ewwwwwww".
Either might work in this case. Either way, stop dialing in your work Jess! We rely on you to get us through the weekend with a healthy dose of "snark".
#2, #3: Karen from "Will and Grace" called She wants her schtick back
Jess looks like she's going to be just fine!
I was expecting the "why is it that women who sleep around are sluts but men who sleep around aren't" crowd? And my response is "see reaction to the Douchebags on Jersey Shore"
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Sterilize your pets people, and your skank ho's!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2010 18:03:59
um, ok...that was the dullest
thing I've ever read. You
chose THAT as your
first post? Come on, we want
scandalous stories
and hot sexy celebrities who
do stupid things that make us
laugh at them. Combined with
some pithy snarky commentary.
We need more from you Jess!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2010 18:08:18
swing and a miss, folks.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2010 18:29:24
jess, tits or GTFO.
welcome to the site.
By declan, on November 4, 2010 18:32:51
Poor little dog...I wonder if it kills itself like in South park.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2010 19:19:13
I guess the paps got their lunch bought for them this week again.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2010 20:45:22
How about "Paris opened a new Hotel in her family's namesake brand. This one's located in her vagina, which has elevated the new hotel to a record breaking ranking as the most visited locations in the hotel chain." It's only a matter of time until Nikki Sixx, or L'il Wayne (newly released from prison) spends a night in it and leaves the room trashed and unrecognizable." OR just a very minimalist: "Ewwwwwww".
Either might work in this case. Either way, stop dialing in your work Jess! We rely on you to get us through the weekend with a healthy dose of "snark".
By Roopinator, on November 4, 2010 23:30:50
#2, #3: Karen from "Will and Grace" called
She wants her schtick back
Jess looks like she's going to be just fine!
I was expecting the "why is it that women who sleep around are sluts but men who sleep around aren't" crowd?
And my response is "see reaction to the Douchebags on Jersey Shore"
By Intolerant Bastard, on November 5, 2010 00:31:17
I love to stick my dick between those two big feet. LOL!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 02:43:27
she sucks.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 03:26:25
...snugly in her hand, but loosely in her vagina. You know, like most other things.
Bwahahahahaha. Gold, Jerry, gold!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 03:40:58
7 - trying too hard. not funny. fuck off.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 03:46:24
The new Molly sucks.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 04:58:00
THERE SHE IS IN THE WIDE OPEN AN NOT A SNIPER ANYWHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 06:10:09
Hataz gon' hate.
By Paris, on November 5, 2010 06:59:43
Gross.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2010 09:20:10
#12: ...and Ms. Hilton's vagina finally speaks and, surprise, surprise, it's pissed off!
By Roopinator, on November 7, 2010 08:42:06
The only thing that might fit snugly in that gaping hole is an intercontinental ballistic missile.
By Butters, on November 9, 2010 08:26:33
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