If you go to Egotastic, you can see Anne Hathaway's deflated tits (I thought she had better ones... kinda disappointing) and Jake Gyllenhaal's penis. Yes, PENIS. Oh, and her ass. It's from that new stupid movie of theirs. Looks like a porn scene, of course they won't call it that because it's a "legitimate" movie.
Poor ol' Jake, can't just come out and declare his love for cock; big, hairy, throbbing, glistening mancock. His greed is stronger than his wish to be freeeeeeeeee!
Even if Jake is straight, he is going to have the same problem that Kim Kardashian has. Kim probably can't get a man to marry her because she's in a raunchy sex video with some dude. If you take Kim home to mama, mama is going to look at her like you scooped something out of the toilet.
Jake is in a movie where he plays leap frog with another dude. If you are thinking about him being your baby daddy, you don't want your kids to ever see that junk.
Taylor Swift always had this unusual face..and not unusual in a good way. Her eyes seem pulled up too high with botox, and her bunny teefs aren't good to look at either. Her ashy haircolor is nasty as well. Jake has officially come out of the closet by being paired up with Taylor.
Reminds of one of those "Dateline" reports about the guys they catch when they show up to "date" 14 year olds. I mean, yes, she is "legal" but her music is for 15 year olds after all. Too young for him. I suggest he date Courtney Love. Now there is a challenge for a real man.
Botox use can be egregious, #9, but it doesn't actually 'pull up' anything. Especially on a 20 year old. It just stops small muscles from moving. Think Nicole Kidman.
#7 - I don't think anybody believes it. She " dates " the gay guys to take a break from boyfriends. That is why she also dated the werewolf guy from Twilight. I guess its good for her acting career?
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Leave Your CommentI'm kinda sick of hearing about these two.
Why is it that some celebrities can have relationships that you barely hear about but other have their exploits filmed and detailed?
By Jennifer Anniston, on November 28, 2010 05:47:23
If you go to Egotastic, you can see Anne Hathaway's deflated tits (I thought she had better ones... kinda disappointing) and Jake Gyllenhaal's penis. Yes, PENIS. Oh, and her ass. It's from that new stupid movie of theirs. Looks like a porn scene, of course they won't call it that because it's a "legitimate" movie.
ps - If I were Anne's b/f, I'd shoot her.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 05:53:23
Poor ol' Jake, can't just come out and declare his love for cock; big, hairy, throbbing, glistening mancock. His greed is stronger than his wish to be freeeeeeeeee!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 07:29:26
Even if Jake is straight, he is going to have the same problem that Kim Kardashian has. Kim probably can't get a man to marry her because she's in a raunchy sex video with some dude. If you take Kim home to mama, mama is going to look at her like you scooped something out of the toilet.
Jake is in a movie where he plays leap frog with another dude. If you are thinking about him being your baby daddy, you don't want your kids to ever see that junk.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 07:41:08
I'm thankful his movie with hathaway tanked cause of her big honking schnozz and being totally gay.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 08:05:12
Her hometown is Wyomissing, Pa not Nashville!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 12:22:28
Does anyone believe they are a "couple"? ANYONE?
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 13:13:47
this is the stupidest, lamest, fake couple. taylor swift is so fucking ugly...her face is whack. and jake gyllenhaal is just fucking weird.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE LOSERS.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 13:58:31
Taylor Swift always had this unusual face..and not unusual in a good way. Her eyes seem pulled up too high with botox, and her bunny teefs aren't good to look at either. Her ashy haircolor is nasty as well. Jake has officially come out of the closet by being paired up with Taylor.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 14:53:00
Reminds of one of those "Dateline" reports about the guys they catch when they show up to "date" 14 year olds. I mean, yes, she is "legal" but her music is for 15 year olds after all. Too young for him. I suggest he date Courtney Love. Now there is a challenge for a real man.
By Morgan, on November 28, 2010 14:55:11
She looks like her mother. Who looks exactly like Miss Piggy. So would Taylor, if she were 75 pounds heavier.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 15:51:13
Why do her fingernails and knees look dirty? What was she digging in to when she was on her knees? (Jake likes anal)
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 16:48:28
With the exception of your JT post, these last two are way too Todd derivative.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2010 17:07:26
Botox use can be egregious, #9, but it doesn't actually 'pull up' anything. Especially on a 20 year old. It just stops small muscles from moving. Think Nicole Kidman.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2010 08:03:03
she's so damn fug
By anonymous, on November 29, 2010 12:45:25
She am not attractive.
By Ken Mehlman, on November 30, 2010 04:36:37
I don't buy this story, she's too manly for him.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 13:21:26
Fuck! Who's really is her mother, Olive Oyl?! Eat a biscuit, taylor. Please!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 13:25:44
#7 - I don't think anybody believes it. She " dates " the gay guys to take a break from boyfriends. That is why she also dated the werewolf guy from Twilight. I guess its good for her acting career?
By anonymous, on December 5, 2010 08:44:18
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