Jessica Simpson Isn't In Mexico

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Eat THAT Jessica, you dumb fucking cow turd. Living well is the best revenge!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 08:39:36

  2. Dear gawd, that ass is incredible!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 08:50:27

  3. Vanessa is a big upgrade over Jessica. Bet that she doesn't get fat and fart loudly in public!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 08:53:07

  4. Except Jessica actually makes money.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 08:55:44

  5. Jessica upgraded as well. Her man is HOT!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 08:57:07

  6. Jessica's name should not even be mentioned in the same article as hers ! WOW When Jessica see these she might want to go home and suffocate her self with a pillow or box of yodels And Tony Romo has to be saying it cant get any worse 1-7 and now this ? I thought my life sucked

    By divrack, on November 8, 2010 08:57:16

  7. Vanessa has a fantastic body! Good for Nick. He always seemed like a good dude.

    By Taz, on November 8, 2010 09:06:03

  8. I'd pound those pinay asscheeks and then tell her to clean my kitchen!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 09:50:25

  9. That is a smoking body, and ridiculous ass. Nice upgrade Nick, and alimony from Jessica to boot. Well played sir.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 10:04:31

  10. So Nick is getting paid by Jessica and he gets to fuck Vanessa every night. He's my hero.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 10:10:52

  11. That is one sweet little ass.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 10:11:47

  12. And Jessica isn't a 'virgin.' Who wants one of those??

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 10:38:36

  13. MMM Im going to the Phillipines to buy me a Vanessa for the week. Fuckee Suckee FTW.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 11:42:03

  14. Fuck her twice for me Nick, you flit boy !

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 11:45:39

  15. He choose.....wisely.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 12:12:14

  16. as i stated earlier as pretty as she is, it is documented that phillplno women have the most unattractive lady parts, as one would describe as chewed up elephant ears

    By baxter, on November 8, 2010 12:42:30

  17. She's missing nose, and he has too much.

    By Chevy Chase, on November 8, 2010 13:00:35

  18. Fuck damn shit this girl is seriously smokin'. Not the hottest piece of ass BUT a damn hot one and many times hotter than that cow Jessica, probably more stable, not that it's saying much, there's been shorter-life lab-made elements more stable than Jessica.

    By chucky, on November 8, 2010 13:40:22

  19. Funny - how does this c-list chick pay for the plastic body or the trip to Mexico? Jessica! Ouch!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 17:25:03

  20. Guess you forgot that Jessica earns 50Million/yr. Its easy to lose weight. Not so easy to earn that kind of cheddar. DD'tits or bigger and Jessica prefers anal. On my scorecard Jessica is still ahead.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 17:37:51

  21. Jessica actually works hard for her money. Seriously, what do nick and vanessa do besides go on vacation all the time? Living off of Jess's money does not equal a job.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2010 23:18:10

  22. #16: women's parts are for using, not for looking at, you Project Runway reject
    #19, 20, 21: so on your scale, Oprah must be the sexiest woman alive!

    You people are morons
    This chick is so hot she would melt your pocket pussies
    She doesn't need a job. She's the kind of that you get a job for, just so she's available 24/7 for fucking

    Double D's aren't attractive when they come with the double-XL waist and the double-wide trailer park mentality


    By Intolerant Bastard, on November 9, 2010 00:54:29

  23. Poor Jessica...what a couple of freeloading turds. Hope they get eaten by a shark.

    By ellena, on November 9, 2010 03:50:49

  24. Well, vanessa may have a better body, but thats it....what does she do anyway???? Help Nick live off Jessicas money??? They are both lame..and would be living in a cardboard box if not for Jess.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2010 04:26:17

  25. He fucked Jessica when she was still hot and tight, he took her money, he is not fucking someone even hotter than Jessica was when she was actually hot. Prime pussy at every point, no need for a job.

    Nick is PIMP OF THE YEAR! And my hero.

    Ha ha Jessica, you aging slob. You got pimped!

    By Hendricks is next?, on November 9, 2010 07:40:11

  26. #22 hey dikweed im looking at the shape of lady parts before i decide if i want to use them, if they look like long wett pancakes, im out of there, go finish jerking off to the boscovs flyers

    By baxter, on November 9, 2010 08:28:26

  27. F U C K the haters, jessica is way hotter than this chick remember her daisy dukes, Vanessa looks like a below average Filipino tranny!

    By Dave, on November 10, 2010 12:39:35

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