Actually I think that's a figurine of Priapus, the Greek god of fruitfulness.
from Wikipedia-
Priapus: In Greek mythology, Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος), Latinized as Priapus, was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. His Roman equivalent was Mutunus Tutunus. Priapus was best noted for his large, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.
Priapus was described as the son of Aphrodite by Dionysus, perhaps as father or son of Hermes,[1] son of Zeus or Pan, depending on the source.[2] According to legend, Hera cursed him with impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb, in revenge for the hero Paris having the temerity to judge Aphrodite more beautiful than Hera.[3] The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus and threw him down to Earth, leaving him on a hillside. He was eventually found by shepherds and was brought up by them.
Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the nymph Lotis but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus plant. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them destroyed in his honour. The emblem of his lustful nature was his permanent erection and his giant penis.
Even when he's off the clock in private he wears those stupid glasses-he-doesn't-need (no prescription lenses) to make him look like less of a boy-band dumbass.
13 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHe's trying to grab a Buhda doll with a giant penis?
By Conley, on November 21, 2010 18:24:15
I think that figurine is supposed to be a chef holding a large French bread ... but it sure does look like a big penis. No surprise there.
By Toxic, on November 21, 2010 18:43:56
A Buddha doll that appears to be jerking off, no less.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2010 19:27:07
Hey, dickweed I have never seen french bread that has been circumsized, you douche this homo yearns for cock
By Ashley , on November 21, 2010 23:58:13
I'm just surprised the paparazzi didn't get a shot 'testing it out', if you know what I mean...
By anonymous, on November 22, 2010 04:10:25
What a friggin fooggit!
By anonymous, on November 22, 2010 06:37:14
Whats a foogit?
By anonymous, on November 22, 2010 06:50:37
Just when he thought no one was looking...
By tizzle, on November 22, 2010 06:52:23
Is it mean or is Ashley extremely fug in those pictures?
By DoucheBagelow, on November 22, 2010 08:22:17
@1
Actually I think that's a figurine of Priapus, the Greek god of fruitfulness.
from Wikipedia-
Priapus: In Greek mythology, Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος), Latinized as Priapus, was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. His Roman equivalent was Mutunus Tutunus. Priapus was best noted for his large, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.
Priapus was described as the son of Aphrodite by Dionysus, perhaps as father or son of Hermes,[1] son of Zeus or Pan, depending on the source.[2] According to legend, Hera cursed him with impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb, in revenge for the hero Paris having the temerity to judge Aphrodite more beautiful than Hera.[3] The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus and threw him down to Earth, leaving him on a hillside. He was eventually found by shepherds and was brought up by them.
Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the nymph Lotis but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus plant. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them destroyed in his honour. The emblem of his lustful nature was his permanent erection and his giant penis.
By he's GAY, on November 22, 2010 08:37:59
her face is looking kinda jacked up. sorry.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2010 09:06:04
Even when he's off the clock in private he wears those stupid glasses-he-doesn't-need (no prescription lenses) to make him look like less of a boy-band dumbass.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2010 11:42:22
proof he likes dick case close
By anonymous, on November 24, 2010 19:27:48
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