She's even dressing like a fat person...black leggings and shapeless blouse covering the muffin-top...not that I wouldn't jump something JM refers to as "sexual napalm"!
The cool thing about getting a ring from Dilard's is that you get a free Hot Dog On a Stick coupon with every purchase over $50. But you have to use it before you leave the mall or they won't honor it.
Holy shit, she is a pudge. Look at that face picture. Her shoulders are rounding and sloped. Her face is a moon of pudge.
Yeah, I know. women and testosterone-starved men will defend her here. Only in America will our pudgy-fingered women (where else in the world but here do people have fat fingers? fucking gross.) and all those fatty, poor dudes with their whispy boy-beards and soft bellies (essentially women too) try and tell us this gal is not a short pudge.
This chick is snookie with less melatonin and better dental work.
#6, Mauritania has plenty of pudgy-fingered women. In fact, they force feed their women milk infused with butter to make them as fat (or fatter!) than Jessica.
That being said, Jessica Simpson is a corn-fed southern girl, did anyone expect this to end up any differently?
Got great big titties, has a fat wallet, is insecure enough to probably service you on demand, and has been called sexual napalm by a guy who has had over a thousand hotties. Sounds good to me. So what if she is 30 pounds heavier than when she was one of the hottest women walking the planet.
In Canada and a bunch of European countries, every 11:11am on Nov 11, is memorialized by observing a moment of silence for all those who served and died in previous wars.
Not only is it stupidly disrespectful, its kinda fitting because this relationship will be as dead as the 10,000,000 + soldiers recognized on this date at this time.
I didn't think she could beat the chicken of the sea stupidity, but she continues to confound.
Sorry if I'm an idiot--pls don't harrass me, but is Sexual Napalm a good thing or a bad thing? I can't help but think JM has had better sex with so many girls, I just don't see Jess as being good in bed?
"He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) "a drug." "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.""
""Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'""
This is coming from one of the biggest manwhores in Hollywood. Think she's good in bed?
Im with #21, who cares if she gained 30lbs. All this guy has to do is convince Jessica to get on the treadmill for a half hour everyday and he's golden.
What #28 said. If John Maher, who can get grade A pussy any night of the week, was willing to sell all his shit just for the opportunity to keep fucking her, that's a hell of a statement.
Lots of skinny model chicks are boring as hell in bed. Sexual napalm with DD tits and a black AMEX card sounds like just what the doctor ordered, even if she weighs 50 pounds more than the skinny models that she is daily compared to.
Let's say it again class. DD tits. Sexual napalm. Black AMEX card.
I think Natalie Portman "Beautiful Things" ( 1996) would have been a a timelier choice WTF ? has any one see Scarlett lately ? I thought she entered the witness protection program I think ill watch Vaniila Sky tonight and see some real women
I think Natalie Portman "Beautiful Things" ( 1996) would have been a a timelier choice WTF ? has any one see Scarlett lately ? I thought she entered the witness protection program I think ill watch Vaniila Sky tonight and see some real women
I saw her on the season finale of Project Runway and couldn't focus on the contestant's lines because she used just as much fabric for her shirt as they did for their entire collection. And she talks in this horrible, deep, monotone voice with her double chin flapping in the wind. I couldn't take it. It doesn't matter it I'm a straight lady or a gay man because either gender would think she's a lard ass.
If you think she looks fat now, picture her pregnant. Soon Britney's and Palin's won't be the only families running around with their bunch of retards.
45 Comments:
Leave Your Commenthow is she fat? wut?
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 05:47:46
She's even dressing like a fat person...black leggings and shapeless blouse covering the muffin-top...not that I wouldn't jump something JM refers to as "sexual napalm"!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 05:50:34
By their first wedding anniversary she'll weigh 300 pounds.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 05:52:43
The cool thing about getting a ring from Dilard's is that you get a free Hot Dog On a Stick coupon with every purchase over $50. But you have to use it before you leave the mall or they won't honor it.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 05:54:05
you just know she does anal an loves it..
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 05:54:56
Holy shit, she is a pudge. Look at that face picture. Her shoulders are rounding and sloped. Her face is a moon of pudge.
Yeah, I know. women and testosterone-starved men will defend her here. Only in America will our pudgy-fingered women (where else in the world but here do people have fat fingers? fucking gross.) and all those fatty, poor dudes with their whispy boy-beards and soft bellies (essentially women too) try and tell us this gal is not a short pudge.
This chick is snookie with less melatonin and better dental work.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:00:46
You mean "140 characters", Todd, not "14 characters". Damn, you blew the punchline.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:01:51
It must be a real letdown for Joe that Jess had to settle for a husband that makes less money than she does.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:01:56
NASTY!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:03:51
Now it's on to shopping for that perfect wedding girdle.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:04:50
Dillard's isnt too bad, not like she's at a Sears
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:10:14
In the 2nd pic she doesn't look fat
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:11:08
I am a woman and I think she is fat. And also an idiot. She looks like a fool getting engaged right after Nick.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 06:24:49
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 07:00:55
#6, Mauritania has plenty of pudgy-fingered women. In fact, they force feed their women milk infused with butter to make them as fat (or fatter!) than Jessica.
That being said, Jessica Simpson is a corn-fed southern girl, did anyone expect this to end up any differently?
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 07:10:45
Nevermind that she got engaged on Veteran's Day, but.....
11:11 on 11/11??
If you're looking to numbers and superstition/luck to make your marriage work, you're probably an idiot. Or an Asian couple......
They'll be finito by the same day next year. (11/11/2011)....
By joejoe, on November 15, 2010 07:26:20
eww...when did she get so fug and crazy looking?
By PK, on November 15, 2010 07:33:46
She must have forgotten to inform the press that her and Kelly Clarkson are having a "fat-off." Good Luck Jess!!!!
By MCM, on November 15, 2010 07:37:29
she does have fat fingers!
By Vanessa, on November 15, 2010 07:45:05
11/11 at 11:11 am is also exactly the moment World War 1 ended...
By giraffe tamer, on November 15, 2010 07:47:16
Got great big titties, has a fat wallet, is insecure enough to probably service you on demand, and has been called sexual napalm by a guy who has had over a thousand hotties. Sounds good to me. So what if she is 30 pounds heavier than when she was one of the hottest women walking the planet.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 08:03:15
Damn, she's fat. Will be Wynonna Judd by 11/11/11.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 08:08:45
In Canada and a bunch of European countries, every 11:11am on Nov 11, is memorialized by observing a moment of silence for all those who served and died in previous wars.
Not only is it stupidly disrespectful, its kinda fitting because this relationship will be as dead as the 10,000,000 + soldiers recognized on this date at this time.
I didn't think she could beat the chicken of the sea stupidity, but she continues to confound.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 08:14:32
That marriage will never happen!
By fubar, on November 15, 2010 08:24:10
I swear to god, I'd pound that pussy so hard I would die from exhaustion afterward.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 08:45:39
Sorry if I'm an idiot--pls don't harrass me, but is Sexual Napalm a good thing or a bad thing? I can't help but think JM has had better sex with so many girls, I just don't see Jess as being good in bed?
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 09:17:39
He is not from Philly he is from Boston
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2010/11/15/simpson_engaged/
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 09:21:06
#26 Here are the quotes:
"He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) "a drug." "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.""
""Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'""
This is coming from one of the biggest manwhores in Hollywood. Think she's good in bed?
Im with #21, who cares if she gained 30lbs. All this guy has to do is convince Jessica to get on the treadmill for a half hour everyday and he's golden.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 09:38:29
What's the big deal with Dillard's? That's high class for her. I would have expected Wal-Mart, especially with the employee discount!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 09:41:12
What #28 said. If John Maher, who can get grade A pussy any night of the week, was willing to sell all his shit just for the opportunity to keep fucking her, that's a hell of a statement.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 10:02:30
Lots of skinny model chicks are boring as hell in bed. Sexual napalm with DD tits and a black AMEX card sounds like just what the doctor ordered, even if she weighs 50 pounds more than the skinny models that she is daily compared to.
Let's say it again class. DD tits. Sexual napalm. Black AMEX card.
Dismissed.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 10:09:00
I bet her farts will sell more albums than that country crap
By Winona , on November 15, 2010 10:16:21
Candice please its 2010 http://www.popoholic.com/2010/05/31/candice-swanepoels-drop-dead-sexy-bikini-booty-pictures/
By divrack, on November 15, 2010 10:57:04
I think Natalie Portman "Beautiful Things" ( 1996) would have been a a timelier choice WTF ? has any one see Scarlett lately ? I thought she entered the witness protection program
I think ill watch Vaniila Sky tonight and see some real women
By divrack, on November 15, 2010 11:20:09
I think Natalie Portman "Beautiful Things" ( 1996) would have been a a timelier choice WTF ? has any one see Scarlett lately ? I thought she entered the witness protection program
I think ill watch Vaniila Sky tonight and see some real women
By divrack, on November 15, 2010 11:22:44
I'm going to start calling you "My Dearest Todd".
By Cubs Fan, on November 15, 2010 11:42:48
I love a fatass Jessica Simpson. But the real burning question: is "fatass" one word, two words or hyphenated?
By Santos, on November 15, 2010 12:02:54
By the way, #14 = best comment.
By Santos, on November 15, 2010 12:03:59
I'm shocked that she's engaged. I really thought her and her dad would live happily ever after.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 12:59:06
I saw her on the season finale of Project Runway and couldn't focus on the contestant's lines because she used just as much fabric for her shirt as they did for their entire collection. And she talks in this horrible, deep, monotone voice with her double chin flapping in the wind. I couldn't take it. It doesn't matter it I'm a straight lady or a gay man because either gender would think she's a lard ass.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 15:07:55
I usually defend her, but damn, she looks like shit!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 17:48:50
I love you idlyitw , but she's not not fat , Rosie , Oprah , Whoopi , that bitch from Mad Men , that's fat . Sorry .
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 21:05:47
A bottomlees pit of insecurity
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 21:09:02
If you think she looks fat now, picture her pregnant. Soon Britney's and Palin's won't be the only families running around with their bunch of retards.
By Lana, on November 15, 2010 23:22:56
not how you spell Dillard's, you rittards
By jj, on November 16, 2010 04:41:34
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