34 Comments:

1. This woman has frighteningly short arms.

   By mutterhals, on November 10, 2010 05:35:09

2. Never trust a skinny cook.

   By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 05:47:51

3. I like to watch her eat food. She looks like she just LOVES sex, Loves to f*ck and loves to suck d*ck too

   By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 05:53:04

4. #1 And lots of teeth

   By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 05:55:02

5. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/11/todays-blind-items_17.html

   By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 06:04:10

6. I'm surpised at Todd as well as the commentors that nobody mentioned her gigantic head.

   By duder, on November 10, 2010 06:13:29

7. She talks while smiling ALL THE TIME. The only way to kill her is to break her teeth. They are the source of her evil powers.

   By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 06:23:20

8. I bet she shits pumpkins.

   By Skippy Handleman, on November 10, 2010 06:37:00

9. She is pretty damn hot though and has a nice body.......when will women ever realize that John Mayer is a huge douchebag and has been irrelevant since his first single came out. Fuck women are stupid.

   By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 06:42:06

10. Nice rack, but those shark teeth scare me.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 07:29:44

11. #1, and a BIIIIG forehead.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 08:22:00

12. #6 you beat me to it. This bitch is fucking weird looking.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 08:33:45

13. I like everything about her, except her meatloaf recipe.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 08:43:24

14. Seriously. Does anyone know the size of this guy's dick?
    
    
    

    By i want to be a douche too, on November 10, 2010 08:47:15

15. This chick looks like Betty Boop and only got her job because her dad is a famous film producer. But yet I still her I masturbated at 1:30 in the afternoon to her spicy chicken risotto recipe. Check Youtube for her cleavage highlights.
    
    Her husband is a fashion designer. How many men in the fashion industry have wives? That's all you need to know about that relationship. I doubt he actually impregnated her.

    By DoucheBagelow, on November 10, 2010 08:51:57

16. I love Giada, but my best friend refuses to watch her because he says her head is abnormally large..lol I just cant believe she'd cheat on Todd...but we never know what goes on behind closed doors.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 09:14:56

17. I hope her husband is already screwing two models and planning the Italian sports car he is going to buy with all that lovely, lovely alimony money.
    
    LOL

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 09:19:42

18. I'm guessing the picture is of her enjoying the remains of the last guy that couldn't give her an orgasm.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 10:24:08

19. #11, 12 and 15 - turn in your man card.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 10:25:37

20. This sounds like something publicity whore/douchebag JMayer planted about himself in the Star. The is the ultimate pussy and deserves a beatdown.

    By PK, on November 10, 2010 10:26:47

21. LOL #6, that's always the first thing I think of when I see her. Also, she looks like she's capable of unhinging her jaw and swallowing a fucker whole.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 12:04:53

22. Alright if this is true I am fuckin jealous really fucking jealous, all his other skanky whores are sucking on a different dick every other week...but fucking around with my food network goddess, fuck that I'm pissed! MY dick should be in her mouth not that socially inept douche bag's!

    By Dick Face, on November 10, 2010 12:24:00

23. Nice body, her face reminds of Woodstock the little bird on peanuts, not a big fan of the hook nose, looks like a money lender type beak

    By Mr. Tissue , on November 10, 2010 12:41:52

24. Meh.

    By King Kong, on November 10, 2010 12:59:44

25. She has a nose designed to pick apart carrion, but those breasts look like two perfectly formed mozzarella balls that need to be dipped in my alfredo sauce.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 14:13:21

26. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20022393-10391698.html
    
    totally untrue

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 14:42:48

27. Her tits jiggle when she uses a whisk. Therefore, I will watch her show when I'm at home in the middle afternoon.
    
    Also, you queers who are talking about her "big head" or whatever are just like those queers who think Megan Fox is ugly because her thumbnail is messed up or something. Come out of the closet already. We won't bully you.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 17:34:41

28. Is it just me or do her arms look too short for the rest of her body?

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2010 21:44:17

29. I would ram my cock deep inside her throat until she stopped moving.
    
    Then, the fun would begin.

    By Steve Drill, on November 11, 2010 00:59:51

30. Yes, her head is a bit big for her body, but so are her gigantic milk bags, so there you go. I don't spend a lot of time looking at her head, anyway.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2010 03:35:39

31. i'm so glad she's getting bad press. she seems so fake and just plain bitchy.

    By keener, on November 11, 2010 04:46:09

32. HAHAHAH from the title I thought he was actually talking about food. I was scanning the entry looking for what kind of Italian food he was eating everyday before my dumbass realized it was a person...

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2010 04:47:34

33. Lol @ 29.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2010 04:59:24

34. I imagine being with her is like sticking your dick into a soft serve ice cream cone.

    By Mr. Softee, on November 11, 2010 08:10:08