"Their baby wasn't due until November 26, but like me, it popped out just a little prematurely. Because seriously, who the fuck wants to be a Sagittarius?"
As a Sagittarian I have no regrets except I have to be around Scorpian's what a downer... But nothing keeps a sag down for too long - we're too busy living life (happily)
17 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm assuming she was impregnated with a turkey baster?
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 07:01:17
Good plan - I'm a Sagittarius and I'm fucked up
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 07:20:42
hopefully the kid is born normal for her age. The older a woman is, the more of a chance the kids retarded.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 08:04:40
I like those boots.
Wonder if the fake belly she's been carrying make them harder to walk in?
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 08:06:57
are you kidding? scorpios are the fucking worst, especially the women. whoores... the lot of them!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 08:43:59
translation: theyre opening the pod and taking the pod being out.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 08:48:09
Scorpios are worse
By giraffe tamer, on November 14, 2010 08:57:58
Looks like John may beat her to it.
By Sensitive , on November 14, 2010 10:40:18
Looks like John may beat her to it.
By Sensitive Soul, on November 14, 2010 10:40:32
Ugh this Jess chick is so unfunny... despite trying desperately hard to be so.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 11:30:31
Kelly Brook would look hot wearing a wheat sack.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 11:47:48
Hmm. I know a few fucked-up Scorpios, and less fucked-up Sagittarians Personally I would've tried to have a Libra. (I am a Sagittarius myself).
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 11:51:33
She gets the stretchmarks and John gets the placenta!
By joejoe, on November 14, 2010 15:21:01
"Their baby wasn't due until November 26, but like me, it popped out just a little prematurely. Because seriously, who the fuck wants to be a Sagittarius?"
Word.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2010 16:46:07
kelly brook is to old she is going to be 31 in a couple of weeks
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 04:52:41
..or not. Maybe he wants to be a Sag after all.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2010 15:44:12
As a Sagittarian I have no regrets except I have to be around Scorpian's what a downer... But nothing keeps a sag down for too long - we're too busy living life (happily)
By anonymous, on November 23, 2010 06:22:28
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