Tony can do much better. NBA player, one of the few from Europe who can call, making insane money can definitely get hotter chicks than her. She was great for raising his profile, and was probably fun in the sack, but she's definitely a depreciating asset at this point, and probably a costly one to maintain.
I think Tony is one who blew it here. At least she has a reason to keep up her looks, being on a TV show and all. She might be vain, but she's still plenty hot, and as long as she wants a career, she knows she has to keep her looks up. Are you listening, Jessica Simpson?
"Eva who?", is what the NBA star said upon hearing the news, but he quickly lost interest in the explanations, and turned back to the sight of the swaying, DD-cup, 21-year-old tits, dangling right above his face, while sipping his after-game malt beverage. The 21 year old had no comment, as she was working the NBA start's junk like a Chinese peasant worried about the fall harvest.
Am I the only one who thinks its sort of refreshing that Eva will smile for a pap-shot with no make up on? I'm not a huge fan of her but she seems to have at least some semblance of normalcy.
Eva Longoria has miraculously convinced people that she is above average and that she's some untouchable star. The reality is that she's a trashy, low-class bigmouth. I've never watched anything she's in but I have seen interviews she's done where she literally tells people EVERYTHING about her private life. She's totally inappropriate and when she interacts with men (talk show hosts and red carpet interviewers) she tries to be sultry and flirtatious. Like bitch, please. You should be pushing around a janitor's cart at the Motel 6.
What do you mean how could he cheat on this? Have you seen what she looks like in this pic? Plus, she ain't all that. Sorry for all those Eva fans, but there are much prettier women than her.
She always looked horrible, horrible, without makeup. There are a lot of pictures on the web and the difference is so striking. I am not sure I can name another actress off the top of my head that looks so much worse without makeup. Her ass is full of cellulite, as well. I mean, she is the kind of actress that looks good with the makeup and the clothes, but in reality is, really, one ugly woman.
I don't know why Tony married her in the first place.
bet she's fun in bed being so tiny you could spin her on ur cock like a hispanic dradle ,but the rumors of her being a high maintenance trainwreck probably killed the marriage
She's a real beauty ! No wonder she does commercials for make-up with a ROLLER. She could use a couple of coats right about now. What is talent anyway ?
#23 hit the nail on the head but he can pull 5 hotter chicks a night in any lobby or at a game and probably all at the same time if he wants so unless she posses some magical skills the thrill is gone Soory Eva there are a lot of cute girls out there who can give head while not even having to get on there knees
Wow I'm actually sad and shocked to hear this couple breaking up. I always thought they looked very cute and sweet. Eva watched almost all of his games with max attention and smile. Damn son of a bitch. I hate every cheater on earth. The cheated is usually a little stupid but still, cheating on your wife is unacceptaple, if not girlfriend. I wish people had a little bit more backbone and when wanted to bang someone else, told that to their spouse like a man. First talk and break up, AFTER have sex with someone else. Is that SO hard? How horny can you be.
Didn't he cheat on her before they got married? I know that this is nothing new to Tony. I also knew that this marriage was never going to last. I have been married for 20 years...OMG! just saying that freaks me out.
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Leave Your CommentTony can do much better. NBA player, one of the few from Europe who can call, making insane money can definitely get hotter chicks than her. She was great for raising his profile, and was probably fun in the sack, but she's definitely a depreciating asset at this point, and probably a costly one to maintain.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 05:32:22
It was nice of someone to give that poor bag lady a dollar.
By Holden Magroin, on November 17, 2010 05:33:13
She's friends with Kardashaskank. Thats some of that bad oj karma. booyaa!
By v, on November 17, 2010 05:48:07
I think Tony is one who blew it here. At least she has a reason to keep up her looks, being on a TV show and all. She might be vain, but she's still plenty hot, and as long as she wants a career, she knows she has to keep her looks up. Are you listening, Jessica Simpson?
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 06:03:27
So texting is the new cheating? Without knowing what the content of them was, make no mistake; bitch wanted out and found her excuse.
By Deadsider, on November 17, 2010 06:10:42
She looks like she has pounds of hair where her vag is, what a beautiful thought
By Seymour wool, on November 17, 2010 06:11:20
Not sure I agree that texting is cheating. Unless there is more to the story, then #5 is probably correct.
I love Eva, but she should not allow herself to be photographed without makeup! Nooo!
By Midlife Bachelor, on November 17, 2010 06:15:36
"Eva who?", is what the NBA star said upon hearing the news, but he quickly lost interest in the explanations, and turned back to the sight of the swaying, DD-cup, 21-year-old tits, dangling right above his face, while sipping his after-game malt beverage. The 21 year old had no comment, as she was working the NBA start's junk like a Chinese peasant worried about the fall harvest.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 06:18:46
There seems to be a hint of a mustache there....
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 06:39:12
Am I the only one who thinks its sort of refreshing that Eva will smile for a pap-shot with no make up on? I'm not a huge fan of her but she seems to have at least some semblance of normalcy.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 06:43:50
She looks like a little French man in this pic.
By Jacks, on November 17, 2010 06:46:34
#6 you need to move on and stop comparing every woman you see to your Mother.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 06:47:25
Proof that Chupacabras are alive and flourishing...
By gsx, on November 17, 2010 06:50:26
LOL @ 9.
Eva Longoria has miraculously convinced people that she is above average and that she's some untouchable star. The reality is that she's a trashy, low-class bigmouth. I've never watched anything she's in but I have seen interviews she's done where she literally tells people EVERYTHING about her private life. She's totally inappropriate and when she interacts with men (talk show hosts and red carpet interviewers) she tries to be sultry and flirtatious. Like bitch, please. You should be pushing around a janitor's cart at the Motel 6.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 06:50:59
Clearly that is melasma above her upper lip (mustache). It's from being on birth control for too long....usually 10 years or longer.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 07:35:00
He's teh inappropriateness.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 07:59:34
Wrong #15. It's a Dirty Sanchez.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 08:01:25
Do marriages with NBA players ever last? NO.
I'm not surprised.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 08:07:02
who? and who?
By Horton, on November 17, 2010 08:23:49
What do you mean how could he cheat on this? Have you seen what she looks like in this pic? Plus, she ain't all that. Sorry for all those Eva fans, but there are much prettier women than her.
By sheraqueenofthejungle, on November 17, 2010 08:47:17
She always looked horrible, horrible, without makeup. There are a lot of pictures on the web and the difference is so striking. I am not sure I can name another actress off the top of my head that looks so much worse without makeup. Her ass is full of cellulite, as well. I mean, she is the kind of actress that looks good with the makeup and the clothes, but in reality is, really, one ugly woman.
I don't know why Tony married her in the first place.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 08:47:47
She is so beyond average. She looks like every other woman who lives in San Antonio. No way should this woman be famous. Ugh.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 08:55:49
bet she's fun in bed being so tiny you could spin her on ur cock like a hispanic dradle ,but the rumors of her being a high maintenance trainwreck probably killed the marriage
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 09:44:18
It's amazing how unbelievably average she looks without all the makeup. I'll bet she's scary first thing in the morning.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 10:48:29
She's a real beauty ! No wonder she does commercials for make-up with a ROLLER. She could use a couple of coats right about now. What is talent anyway ?
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 11:29:32
No one saw this coming? Seriously?
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 11:32:41
@ #20, get sarcasm much?
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 11:33:28
#23 hit the nail on the head but he can pull 5 hotter chicks a night in any lobby or at a game and probably all at the same time if he wants so unless she posses some magical skills the thrill is gone Soory Eva there are a lot of cute girls out there who can give head while not even having to get on there knees
By divrack, on November 17, 2010 12:57:15
What really happened was that Tony walked into his neighborhood Taco Bell and realized that every chick behind the counter was hotter than his wife...
By anonymous, on November 17, 2010 13:14:18
Wow I'm actually sad and shocked to hear this couple breaking up. I always thought they looked very cute and sweet. Eva watched almost all of his games with max attention and smile. Damn son of a bitch. I hate every cheater on earth. The cheated is usually a little stupid but still, cheating on your wife is unacceptaple, if not girlfriend. I wish people had a little bit more backbone and when wanted to bang someone else, told that to their spouse like a man. First talk and break up, AFTER have sex with someone else. Is that SO hard? How horny can you be.
By 28, on November 17, 2010 13:16:36
29 lol so true
By divrack, on November 18, 2010 01:36:26
Wow. I didn't know Parker was married to Vince Neil.
By Wizeass, on November 18, 2010 03:50:16
Didn't he cheat on her before they got married? I know that this is nothing new to Tony. I also knew that this marriage was never going to last.
I have been married for 20 years...OMG! just saying that freaks me out.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2010 06:42:53
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