Chris Brown Has Completely Managed His Anger


The mother of one of my secret love children told me last night that I was missing an "epic Twitter fight", and as it turns out, it was between Chris Brown and Raz, a former member of something called B2K. Please keep in mind that last week, Chris Brown did this , then when somebody mentions the fact that he's a woman beater and has a secret gay lover (which he does), he immediately becomes an unhinged lunatic and goes on a rampage on Twitter. Awesome. TMZ reports:
Brown got into it with singer Raz B -- after Raz tweeted Brown, "Im just sittin here Thinking how can n**gas like [Eric Benet] and [Chris Brown] disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry, Rihanna." Brown immediately lashed back -- writing, "n**ga you want attention! Grow up n**ga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy." Brown is clearly referring to allegations Raz had made a while back -- in which he clamis he was molested by his band's male manager. Brown continued his attack -- and then tried to explain himself ... tweeting, "I'm not homophobic! He's just disrespectful!!!"

Of course, Chris Brown has deleted most of his tweets, but in case you're wondering if "deleted" means it's gone forever, surprise!
@razb2k when you fart it whistle #walnutbandit
@razb2k when I need tips on how to demolish my career I’ll call ya!!!!!
@razb2k it’s funny how I’m nominated for 3 grAmmys off of a mixtape and ur scrambling for change!!
@razb2k ur a x backup singer!!!!! What do u make? Like $1.99 an hour

So to recap, Chris Brown is basically the same little bitch he's always been. Except now more people know that he's had a cock up his ass and beat the shit out of a woman to protect that secret. Honestly, the only way I want to see Chris Brown on stage again is if somebody just cut off his arm and is beating him to death with it.