Angelina Jolie Is A Jinx

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  1. This story has nothing to do with Aniston, yet you still find it necessary to get defensive and take a shot at her. Todd, you are all over Angelina's nuts.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 10:46:48

  2. PLEASEEEE, this bitch has no shape, her top lip gets pumped. And her face is too anglar, stop drinking the jolie cool aide. Take a look at her body in Tomb Raider, wide waist, flat ass and stuffed titties, and thats before having kids! In 5 years Brad will stick a hot poker in his eyes.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 10:54:14

  3. Brad.

    By Jen, on December 12, 2010 10:54:48

  4. Angelina Jolie has some of the WORST legs EVER; knobby and skinny. BLECCH!!!

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 10:56:27

  5. i'd fuck jennifer 10x before i'd fuck angelina.

    and what the fuck are you talking about amazing legs? jesus. i know aniston is a cunt, but that doens't make angelina's 80-yr old granma legs "hot". get your head out of your ass. that bitch is closer to retirement age than she is to being actually "hot" without a team of people fixing her up and/or alien technology cgi.

    jesus. you're a bitch, and probably ugly. die now. :)

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 12:24:40

  6. Glad there's some other sane people here who find Angelina absolutely disgusting. Her legs look like those you'd find on a giraffe. Plus, anybody ever see how veiny that nutjob is? Good Lord she's gross.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 13:12:11

  7. A lot of hostility here. Sure she could benefit from 8 extra pounds, but it doesn't take from the fact that she is a gorgeous woman with a life of her own.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 13:24:21

  8. bony

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 14:18:22

  9. she's so beautiful

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 14:19:38

  10. Lol @ #5. I bet you get a lot of pussy with an attitude like that. Tip: Always make sure to get your Valium prescription refilled before the pharmacy closes for the weekend.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 14:32:49

  11. I don't think all of Jennifer Anniston's movies combined ever made 17 million on the first weekend.

    By Just Sayin, on December 12, 2010 14:48:09

  12. RE: post#2 PLEASEEEE, this bitch has no shape, her top lip gets pumped. And her face is too anglar, stop drinking the jolie cool aide. Take a look at her body in Tomb Raider, wide waist, flat ass and stuffed titties, and thats before having kids! In 5 years Brad will stick a hot poker in his eyes. I had to re-use this as it says perfectly what I was gonna say. And yes i do get a lot of the punnany. What is wrong with you and this "Angelina Jolie is hot"crap? Meh,seen hotter girls in Pasco co. Florida malls. Im just saying. She could'nt eat crackers in MY bed, homey.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 15:09:22

  13. how on earth do you spend $100m on such a simple film?!

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 15:18:12

  14. I doubt Blandistan is cackling over this, just because her movies are just as floppy. I don't know how she keeps getting hired.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 15:51:32

  15. #13 You pay Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie $20 million each, insure them and their families and throw in another $5-7 mil for Paul Bettany. You film on location in Venice, ITALY and house everyone involved, and their families in Venice, ITALY and you feed everyone involved in Venice, ITALY.


    BTW Depp sucked!!


    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 15:58:32

  16. I think she's looking old and run-down here. They don't look much in love, either. Bet there's not much hot sex going on these days for them.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 16:23:34

  17. Team Aniston. I wouldn't want to see Angie in a bikini nowadays.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 16:29:55

  18. Sorry but Brad Pitt aint all that.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 17:21:46

  19. #13 You pay Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie $20 million each, insure them and their families and throw in another $5-7 mil for Paul Bettany. You film on location in Venice, ITALY and house everyone involved, and their families in Venice, ITALY and you feed everyone involved in Venice, ITALY.


    BTW Depp sucked!!


    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 17:23:09

  20. Yeah yeah #19 we got it the first time dumbass.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2010 17:54:31

  21. Angelina is a goddess, a UN ambassador, has an Oscar, lots of kids and cuddles up to Brad Pitt every night.

    Suck on that Maniston.

    By Red Cat, on December 12, 2010 22:34:53

  22. @Just Sayin

    No Jennifer's movies didn't make $17 million on 1st week.The bounty hunter for example that was called a flop made $24million in the first week.Any stupid comment now?????

    By Kate Nina A, on December 13, 2010 00:37:18

  23. @Just Sayin

    No Jennifer's movies didn't make $17 million on 1st week.The bounty hunter for example that was called a flop made $24million in the first week.Any stupid comment now?????

    By Kate Nina A, on December 13, 2010 00:37:24

  24. @Just Sayin

    No Jennifer's movies didn't make $17 million on 1st week.The bounty hunter for example that was called a flop made $24million in the first week.Any stupid comment now?????

    By Kate Nina A, on December 13, 2010 00:37:39

  25. ^ Yours.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 02:12:34

  26. Wow, I didn't know Jennifer Aniston read this blog.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 08:14:20

  27. Jennifer Aniston's films do better than Angelina's mostly because they are fun and lighthearted. Yeah, Angelina might get the 'Oscar nods' but she doesn't always deserve them. Girl, Interrupted? Yes. That other movie? Not so much. Also, Brad Pitt ain't shit, Todd. The last Jolie-Pitt twins weren't even conceived the 'natural' way so I don't know if Brad and Angelina are even fuckin anymore...

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 08:36:09

  28. #26 I agree....Jen get off the computer and get back to work on yet another crappy rom-com!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 08:46:43

  29. Brad is no prize. He hasn't been since Mr. and Mrs. Smith. After that he's never looked good and it's getting worse.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 11:06:53

  30. Yeah i'm no Anistion fan but i don't get why Angelina never cops shit for her shitty movies but every ones quick to dump on Anistion

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 11:25:11

  31. let's get to the point - it sucked balls. much like jolie. i think if it had been someone else, it would have done better. zero chemistry.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 16:10:47

  32. I WANT MY MONEY BACK !!!

    THAT MOVIE WAS GENERIC !!!

    I know it's angelina? how could it be generic???

    OMG it was BAD!!! Boring!!! I offered to get a refill of the pop for god's sake!!! I just wanted to get out of there!!! I played 2 video games and still did not miss a thing in that movie!!!





    By Kimberly, on December 13, 2010 16:35:18

  33. Is that an angora bathrobe?

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2010 20:00:22

  34. Is that an angora bathrobe?

    By Chachka, on December 13, 2010 20:00:29

  35. 'Insane legs' - as in 'insanely skinny', Todd?
    Jolie is an object lesson in how insecure a beautiful woman can be. Otherwise why the botox and the starvation in someone still so young? To make things worse, all this effort just makes her look older.
    If the acting has gone downhill, I'm guessing the botox is to blame. As for Depp, he was just deeply bored in this film.
    But hey Team Aniston - your girl is blaaaand. And probably just as insecure.

    By UnrealityBites, on December 14, 2010 06:52:04

  36. well, those legs are in fact really bad legs I must say....

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2010 09:51:43

  37. Does anybody really think Jennifer Aniston still cares about Brad? That dude looks 20 years old since the time he was dating Aniston. Look at George Clooney, that might be a man you carry regrets over. Brad, not so much. Besides, one of the problems they supposedly had was that Aniston didn't want kids so I think she'll take her bikini-clad Mexican vacations with girlfriends than another night of cleaning up puke and changing diapers.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 07:07:11

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