Depp and the special effects were the only interesting things in these "films". Mindless, mass-consumerist pap the rest of it. Everything after the first one was unwatchable. That's what happens when film studios are run by bean counters.
In pirate days it was considered unlucky to have a woman on board. Captains often kept a "cabin boy" who was either kidnapped or a runaway. He'd pretty much have to do whatever the captain wanted or go for the long swim.
"the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper. "
Not sure any real pirates would be seen in eyeliner but they did use war paint and other methods to make themselves look fierce in battle. They were known for squandering their treasures on booze and women and they certainly weren't the best educated in many cases. Depp's character, although Disneyfied, really isn't that far out of the realm of possibility.
I think of a child's mind as a blank book. During the first years of his life, much will be written on the pages. The quality of that writing will affect his life profoundly." Walt Disney Gee thanks Walt for furnishing us all your teenage sluts over the last 15 years you should be so proud
why would Disney care about anything they do looking gay when they're the only ones that put justin timberlake in our damn lives in the first place? Retards!
Well, well, well. Todd is finally supporting something gay. Could it be because Johnny Depp is an Injun just like the Toddster? Not buying it, Pocahantas. You are a bigot against gay folk, go back to the reservation, and pronto.
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By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 03:48:06
all pirates and navy sailors are gay, everyone knows that.
By seafag, on December 1, 2010 04:40:05
"But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?"
Depp is a genius in every respect.
I'm gay now, BTW.
By Ken Mehlman, on December 1, 2010 04:54:50
why is this man so fuckin fine?! damn!
By Niecy, on December 1, 2010 05:23:06
Hah! Depp trolled Disney when they were cutting him a cheque. I love it, that takes serious balls.
By Deadsider, on December 1, 2010 06:03:29
Depp and the special effects were the only interesting things in these "films". Mindless, mass-consumerist pap the rest of it. Everything after the first one was unwatchable. That's what happens when film studios are run by bean counters.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 06:49:49
Depp could shit in his hat in the middle of Times Square and people would walk up and throw money in it.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 07:08:38
apparently i'm attracted to gay men then because, god, he was hot in that movie.
By tiff, on December 1, 2010 07:13:24
That whole last paragraph is the most brilliant thing I have ever read. I mean, sheer genius. Kudos, Todd!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 07:29:52
There is nothing more useless than a Disney exec. Their stupidity is boundless.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 07:43:20
In pirate days it was considered unlucky to have a woman on board. Captains often kept a "cabin boy" who was either kidnapped or a runaway. He'd pretty much have to do whatever the captain wanted or go for the long swim.
"the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper. "
Not sure any real pirates would be seen in eyeliner but they did use war paint and other methods to make themselves look fierce in battle. They were known for squandering their treasures on booze and women and they certainly weren't the best educated in many cases.
Depp's character, although Disneyfied, really isn't that far out of the realm of possibility.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 1, 2010 10:49:20
Yeah,Disney,Jack Sparrow is what's wrong with your underage whore machine..Fuck you.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 12:13:06
Priceless retort by Depp!
Disney is a hippocritical bullshit factory, evidenced by the teenage train wrecks they crank out.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 12:59:10
I think of a child's mind as a blank book. During the first years of his life, much will be written on the pages. The quality of that writing will affect his life profoundly."
Walt Disney
Gee thanks Walt for furnishing us all your teenage sluts over the last 15 years you should be so proud
By divrack, on December 1, 2010 13:09:18
We are drowning in a sea of identical details. . . . Mickey Mouse is the Antichrist. . . . The Rev Billy ... Amen !
By divrack, on December 1, 2010 13:12:31
# 10 & 13 ditto !!! Amen Brothers !
By divrack, on December 1, 2010 13:14:42
why would Disney care about anything they do looking gay when they're the only ones that put justin timberlake in our damn lives in the first place? Retards!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 15:21:23
Hey!!! You leave Daniel Day Lewis out of this.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2010 15:35:23
Well, well, well. Todd is finally supporting something gay. Could it be because Johnny Depp is an Injun just like the Toddster? Not buying it, Pocahantas. You are a bigot against gay folk, go back to the reservation, and pronto.
By Pocahantas, on December 1, 2010 18:42:51
Johnny Depp is the closest thing to perfection I've ever seen. Daniel Day Lewis comes a close second!
By Red Cat, on December 1, 2010 19:49:57
divrack - Don't blame the long since dead guy for what modern day Disney execs created.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2010 02:41:43
Okay I do not see the attraction for this guy. He always looks in poor hygiene and like he needs to bathe.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2010 15:58:15
Depp is cool cause he never over plays it. Alot like McQueen was.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2010 02:17:15
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