Aniston is now and forever the hall-of-fame poster girl for the International Guild of Bitter Single Women Who Make Up In Cats What They Lack in Self-Awareness but she and her sisters worldwide can crack open a celebratory tub of cookie dough haagen dazs over the fact that this movie is a huge bomb and it must be pretty galling for Ange to have to go out there and grin her rictus grin with this box office and these reviews.
Wow, lots of bitter fat broads on here today. Sorry the guy you want finds you utterly revolting. Step away from the computer and get on a fucking treadmill.
I wish the world would stop catering to that fake, husband stealing, Angelina VOIGHT. See, even her last name is fake, just like her.
Why did she get a nomination for The Tourist in the actress in a comedy category, that doesn't exist for the Oscars? Because she is Queen Angelina and the foreign press wants to kiss her ass, that's why. She act the same in all her action movies like Salt, Wanted and this one. Why does she deserve a nomination? Did any reviewer single out her performance? No, she is just doing the same Angelina tough action star-turn. Why does nobody mention that all Anglina movies, save for Lara Croft, bomb but nobody ever focuses on that. The media just pretends Angelina is a big star and everybody loves her and Jennifer Aniston's movies are the only ones that bomb. But they both pretty much only do forgettable bombs. Jen does stupid romcoms and Angelina does action and then serious (read pretentious) dramas that nobody wants to see, yet she gets honored. Big deals are made when Angelina movies open, like this stupid opening (and what's so big a deal about an opening? All movies have them. Even Jen's.) then they do poorly and fade away and nobody comments. For examples: Gone in Sixty Seconds, Original Sin, Life or Something Like It, Beyond Borders, Taking Lives, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Alexander, A Mighty Heart, Beowulf, Changeling, Wanted, Salt. All crap and box office duds. The only success was Mr. and Mrs. Smith and that was due to the publicity of having an affair with her married co-star and flat out lying about it. Angelina is a stuck up, phony, lying, pretentious, fake, bitch. If people stopped acting like her shit didn't stink then this skanky bitch, attention whore, could fade back into the darkness from which she fakely acts like she came from.
And, stop putting down Jennifer. She never comments about Angelina and she was wronged. Yes, Brad left her, but Angelina went after a married man. That is plain wrong. What did she do wrong? Angelina stole her husband just like she stole Laura Dern's husband. Why didn't anyone make fun of Laura Dern? Because nobody cares about Laura Dern, that's why.
And, how come we don't hear about Angelina saving the world anymore? Guess the world is all saved now. Phony bitch.
I bet Brad wants to get away from her and all those damn kids, too.
With my mind I have changed this post to be called 'Oh Hey, Jess!!' and subsequently switched all the Jennifer Aniston's to Jess's. Suprisingly the post is still quite relevent and on point. You dont need to be jealous of Brad anymore though sweetie, cause you have me!
Angelina looks gorgeous - and she's popped three kids out. You all moan about how women lose their figures and get fat when they have kids! Yes, Jen looks good in a bikini but Ange has Brad, a family, an Oscar, and humanitarian awards. No contest!
She is a decent actress at times (and sucks at times), but Jennifer always sucks. Jolie was at least good in the movie set in Afghanistan that nobody saw and Changeling. I don't know why 'The Tourist' flopped. Salt didn't and it didn't even have Johnny Depp. She's has a helluva lot more interesting life than Aniston.
I have never been a fan of Jolie, even before her and Brad got together, that just made me dislike her more...They both look like crap, and you would think that Brad was starring in this movie..which Im happy to say didn't do too well in the theatre..It looked extremely boring to me, wouldn't spend any of my money on a movie with her in it!
You guys are harsh. Even on their worst days they still look better than any of us ever would. Which poster said for you to get on a treadmill? Hear hear!
I thought the post was hilarious! And ladies, say what you want, but secretly we all wish we had such weight issues.
Angie Jo was reported on ONTD (see here) to have looked bland in a (IMO) gorgeous Versace gown. Just because she isn't wearing hella makeup doesn't mean she's bland...
Calm down, #13, or I'll turn a firehose on you! Why spazz out like that?! Angelina is an amazing actress, a legendary beauty and a humanitarian. That dress is perfect for her, even though a few more pounds wouldn't kill her. Angelina and Brad have donated millions of their own money to charities around the world and here in New Orleans. What has YOUR Jen ever done with all her money?...besides spend it on herself?
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAngelina is just toooooooo thin... she needs to put some curves on.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 04:52:37
Angelina was pretty during her Tomb Raider days. Not anymore. Just look at those pictures, she isn't aging well at all.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 05:03:17
And The Tourist is a flop, so she has something else in common with Jenn.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 05:04:33
Jolie is an emaciated skank.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 05:24:45
Aniston is now and forever the hall-of-fame poster girl for the International Guild of Bitter Single Women Who Make Up In Cats What They Lack in Self-Awareness but she and her sisters worldwide can crack open a celebratory tub of cookie dough haagen dazs over the fact that this movie is a huge bomb and it must be pretty galling for Ange to have to go out there and grin her rictus grin with this box office and these reviews.
By Lohantastic, on December 15, 2010 05:43:17
Dressed in black to mourn the early death of "The Tourist" at the box office. RIP acting career.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 15, 2010 06:30:56
All three of three of these idiots need to be forced into a rocket at gunpoint and shot into space.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 06:38:22
I HATE THIS CUNT SO MUCH
IF I EVER SEE HER, I'M GOING TO STARE AND PEE LIKE IN THE EXORCIST AND JUST WALK AWAY
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 06:48:46
And to top it all off....she wore a HIDEOUS velvet dress with gloves attached. That is one ugly ass dress!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 06:59:53
Damn Todd, how big of a hard-on do you have for this woman? What is this, your 100th "suck Angie off and rip Aniston" post? Change the record already.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 07:49:39
Skinny>Fat
I'd hit...feels good man
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 08:01:38
Wow, lots of bitter fat broads on here today. Sorry the guy you want finds you utterly revolting. Step away from the computer and get on a fucking treadmill.
By Jack LaLame, on December 15, 2010 08:19:54
I wish the world would stop catering to that fake, husband stealing, Angelina VOIGHT. See, even her last name is fake, just like her.
Why did she get a nomination for The Tourist in the actress in a comedy category, that doesn't exist for the Oscars? Because she is Queen Angelina and the foreign press wants to kiss her ass, that's why. She act the same in all her action movies like Salt, Wanted and this one. Why does she deserve a nomination? Did any reviewer single out her performance? No, she is just doing the same Angelina tough action star-turn. Why does nobody mention that all Anglina movies, save for Lara Croft, bomb but nobody ever focuses on that. The media just pretends Angelina is a big star and everybody loves her and Jennifer Aniston's movies are the only ones that bomb. But they both pretty much only do forgettable bombs. Jen does stupid romcoms and Angelina does action and then serious (read pretentious) dramas that nobody wants to see, yet she gets honored. Big deals are made when Angelina movies open, like this stupid opening (and what's so big a deal about an opening? All movies have them. Even Jen's.) then they do poorly and fade away and nobody comments. For examples: Gone in Sixty Seconds, Original Sin, Life or Something Like It, Beyond Borders, Taking Lives, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Alexander, A Mighty Heart, Beowulf, Changeling, Wanted, Salt. All crap and box office duds. The only success was Mr. and Mrs. Smith and that was due to the publicity of having an affair with her married co-star and flat out lying about it. Angelina is a stuck up, phony, lying, pretentious, fake, bitch. If people stopped acting like her shit didn't stink then this skanky bitch, attention whore, could fade back into the darkness from which she fakely acts like she came from.
And, stop putting down Jennifer. She never comments about Angelina and she was wronged. Yes, Brad left her, but Angelina went after a married man. That is plain wrong. What did she do wrong? Angelina stole her husband just like she stole Laura Dern's husband. Why didn't anyone make fun of Laura Dern? Because nobody cares about Laura Dern, that's why.
And, how come we don't hear about Angelina saving the world anymore? Guess the world is all saved now. Phony bitch.
I bet Brad wants to get away from her and all those damn kids, too.
By God Knows, on December 15, 2010 08:26:16
Brad.
By Jen., on December 15, 2010 08:30:45
agree 13...and they both look like they smell..yuck
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 08:55:10
Ewwwwwwww
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 09:26:46
@ God Knows - God knows you need a life!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 10:45:08
Three words: JON FUCKING VOIGHT
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 11:38:10
Brad looks like a massive tool in that banner pic.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 12:13:57
I'm a chick and even I would bang Angelina Jolie.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 13:58:24
wax figures
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 15:35:47
She looks like shit, and so does her boyfriend. Neither of them are aging well.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 16:39:59
so hot!
By the kath, on December 15, 2010 17:18:25
Well at least she was smart enough to cover up those crypt keeper hands of hers.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 17:48:06
Her legs are creeping me out. And thank you #13 I was starting to wonder if I was the only one that noticed her awful acting.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 18:08:23
She has more ass in the front than the back, or is that another jolie-pitt bastard one the way?
By anonymous, on December 15, 2010 18:13:57
With my mind I have changed this post to be called 'Oh Hey, Jess!!' and subsequently switched all the Jennifer Aniston's to Jess's. Suprisingly the post is still quite relevent and on point. You dont need to be jealous of Brad anymore though sweetie, cause you have me!
Kisses!
By idontlikemyselfinanyway, on December 15, 2010 18:48:21
Angelina looks gorgeous - and she's popped three kids out. You all moan about how women lose their figures and get fat when they have kids!
Yes, Jen looks good in a bikini but Ange has Brad, a family, an Oscar, and humanitarian awards. No contest!
By Red Cat, on December 15, 2010 23:20:25
She is a decent actress at times (and sucks at times), but Jennifer always sucks. Jolie was at least good in the movie set in Afghanistan that nobody saw and Changeling. I don't know why 'The Tourist' flopped. Salt didn't and it didn't even have Johnny Depp. She's has a helluva lot more interesting life than Aniston.
By Veronica, on December 16, 2010 00:04:05
Aniston laughs hard at these old -looking idiots with six noisy annoyng kids because she is free rich and looks good.
Have a good day!
By anonymous, on December 16, 2010 04:08:39
I have never been a fan of Jolie, even before her and Brad got together, that just made me dislike her more...They both look like crap, and you would think that Brad was starring in this movie..which Im happy to say didn't do too well in the theatre..It looked extremely boring to me, wouldn't spend any of my money on a movie with her in it!
By anonymous, on December 16, 2010 05:22:22
You guys are harsh. Even on their worst days they still look better than any of us ever would. Which poster said for you to get on a treadmill? Hear hear!
I thought the post was hilarious! And ladies, say what you want, but secretly we all wish we had such weight issues.
By Twinkle, on December 16, 2010 12:35:25
Angie Jo was reported on ONTD (see here) to have looked bland in a (IMO) gorgeous Versace gown. Just because she isn't wearing hella makeup doesn't mean she's bland...
By Jenn Bunny, on December 16, 2010 13:33:19
heehee... haters haters everywhere! Jen & Chelsea, go find something else to do lol meanwhile... I WANT THAT DRESS!!!!!
By gigi, on December 16, 2010 18:09:04
Wow, that banner picture says it all:
Brad -> immature tool
By anonymous, on December 17, 2010 03:38:52
13, couldn't have said it better myself if I tried.
Angelina and Jen both suck, but I'd still side with Jen if this were high school.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2010 04:07:14
Calm down, #13, or I'll turn a firehose on you! Why spazz out like that?! Angelina is an amazing actress, a legendary beauty and a humanitarian. That dress is perfect for her, even though a few more pounds wouldn't kill her. Angelina and Brad have donated millions of their own money to charities around the world and here in New Orleans. What has YOUR Jen ever done with all her money?...besides spend it on herself?
By blassted, on December 20, 2010 19:13:12
Jennifer is far more attractive than Angelina ever was or ever will be. Period.
By anonymous, on December 24, 2010 09:01:11
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