Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Married

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  1. She looks like she'd be fucking awful in bed.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 04:19:10

  2. that and the Saucer chicks are better looking

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 04:26:59

  3. She probably is a bitch but I wouldn't mind a taste of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...

    By Weener, on December 29, 2010 04:48:42

  4. Career over.

    Tell her to move into the same condo as Meg Ryan. The place is called "No One Gives A Shit About You" Plaza. It is somewhere in Ohio; a state no one gives a shit about.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 05:07:02

  5. Flying Saucer? Is Todd in Houston?!?!

    By Alec, on December 29, 2010 05:09:30

  6. Ever since the movie Election, she's been one of my favourite actresses. Girl can act, doesn't need to get by on looks (probably a good thing... she's okay, not grade A), and isn't afraid of doing something completely stupid or doing whatever she can for a role. I respect that.

    By Deadsider, on December 29, 2010 06:30:19

  7. Nice tits too, at least before the kids

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 06:47:24

  8. Todd fired his editor again...

    By I Cunt Type, on December 29, 2010 07:50:11

  9. Deadsider, did you type #6 in between sipping your sugar-free mint mocha latte and telling your next hair-styling client her new blouse is "fierce and fabulous"?

    -signed, straight dude

    By Oh, and Hendricks is a pig. That is all., on December 29, 2010 07:52:53

  10. Chin looks major airbrushed

    By Carmine the chin galente , on December 29, 2010 08:46:55

  11. F Saucer, Cola, SC

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 08:59:43

  12. F Saucer, Cola, SC

    By Me, on December 29, 2010 09:00:16

  13. He's going to blow through her massive pay check from that crap movie she just made.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 09:16:36

  14. Homos. As if none of you would hit that if given the opportunity

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 09:21:27

  15. 'Maybe if you didn't feed him under the table Eddy'. And maybe if you didn't go out drinking last night Todd you would have provided more than 2 posts today.
    signed,
    Advertising Director for Match.com
    Just saying

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 10:11:52

  16. She's richer and more famous than the guy = won't work.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 10:17:23

  17. being top billed over jack nicholson in a romcom that cost 120 mil and grossed 7 mil = reese's career/downsized.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 11:22:32

  18. the wrong side of 30 means 30+ not 35+.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 12:34:11

  19. Who gives a shit...She has Leno's chin...

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 14:20:18

  20. hey at least she has some class and didn't get pregnant before marriage..

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2010 15:03:18

  21. #9, some chicks you can respect, some aren't worth slobbering on my dick. Sorry you can't see that while you wear your wifebeater with the cheesy stains while your hitting your girlfriend in the eye with a beer bottle while spouting racist shit out at the neighbours down the way in the trailer park.

    By Deadsider, on December 29, 2010 17:20:28

  22. They've known each other 11 months, which means they don't know each other at all...I give them 5 years and 1 child and it will be over.

    By Jan, on December 30, 2010 03:43:29

  23. This woman is an A list celeb., an Oscar winner who could buy and sell every poster on this site. When women earn their own living, they don't 'need' to get married. Back when we had no legal rights getting married was a survival strategy because we could not get hired except as maids (who were more often than not raped by the man of the house) or prostitutes. We now have birth control to delay or eliminate reproduction, which frees us up to pursue any career we want, make our own money and eliminates the need to marry for food and shelter and to reduce the number of men who rape us. Welcome to the mid-20th century. When you are ready to tackle it, the 21st century is waiting for you. We have smart phones here.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 04:47:04

  24. #23 Elin Nordegren called and said you were full of shit.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 05:10:05

  25. 23, aka "Amber", Deadsider is waiting to tell you that your blouse is fierce and fabulous, and dish about gobbling cock in bathhouses.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 06:54:34

  26. @23...bitter much?

    Im a woman of the 21st century and although I make my own living, use birth control, have an iphone, rent my own place and buy my own food...i have NEVER been raped and I am looking forward to someday before my 30's to be married. BECAUSE i want a husband and a partner, not because I need someone to take care of me.

    Let go of the bitter feminist BS. Reese is cute and I agree that women dont "need" to get married, we should "want to".

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 09:55:02

  27. Whatever, you guys have probably never banged something as cute as she is in your whole pathetic lives.

    By duh, on December 30, 2010 13:43:36

  28. I can believe it is Buttaface.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2010 07:40:34

  29. #23 Birth rates show your attitude is a self-correcting problem. Your use of birth control means your bitter ideology won't be passed onto another generation. So thanks.

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2011 04:14:55

  30. #23, you sound fat.

    By Steve Drill, on January 1, 2011 04:52:25

  31. #25 is a closet gay, keeps bringing up homosexuals into conversation. Just come out already and be done with it. Your not fooling anyone.

    By Deadsider, on January 1, 2011 06:33:10

  32. I'm #23, Don't know who Amber or Deadsider are, don't care. My argument is sound, as it is based in fact. Haters should read a history book or two. Anyone, male or female, who calls feminists bitter is talking from an uninformed priveledged point of view: you've never had your rights questioned. You are lucky to have been born when you were, (or possibly just born male)rather than suffer the lack of freedoms of women even just a generation before you. If women or men want to get married, more power to them. But to imply Reese W. 'needs' to is laughable. She has everything she could want and doesn't have to rely on a man to provide anything for her. If she is marrying it is out of want, not need. And there is nothing wrong with that. But it scares the shit out of some men that women dont' have to rely on them for support anymore: small-minded, controllng men who have to coerce women into sex.

    By anonymous, on January 2, 2011 12:35:01

  33. #32. Hater haters are so much better than haters?

    Todd just said she's getting way too old for a man to want to marry her. No one said she needed to get married.

    But it's not all bad news for you, fat Oprah now has her own network where she can continue to give out bad dietary advice that Dr. Mengele wannabes can try out on their husbands and children.

    Cheer up. As long as you say the magic words "Oprah said", I'm sure your married friends will let you try out some of your horrible experiments on mankind.

    By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 03:19:35

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