Seriously? Her butt is a little big but she's still gorgeous from the front. I mean, I'm sure she can't compete with the gorgeous grocery store check out girls who give you a handjob while you play World of Warcraft, but we can't all live the good life, now can we?
There's the way we set our standards for the purpose of the internet, way up here. And then there are our actual standards, which vary but more often then not fall much shorter. I'm a realist. And I would really let you kill me after banging Salma Hayek as to leave this Earth on the highest note possible.
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Leave Your CommentLooks good for 40.
But that is like saying a guy is tall for his midget basketball team.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 03:18:55
Salma forever! (or at least until she gets REAL fat).
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 04:40:24
But Valentina is only a quarter Mexican, so she probably isnt good at soccer. Probably better at whining, since she's half French.
By bp, on December 30, 2010 05:05:29
Gold-digging fattie. Sexy as a Berenstain Bear.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 06:37:07
Damn, that's a shame. Now I'll have to tell her to keep her pants on and just titty-fuck her.
By JAC, on December 30, 2010 07:07:32
Seriously? Her butt is a little big but she's still gorgeous from the front. I mean, I'm sure she can't compete with the gorgeous grocery store check out girls who give you a handjob while you play World of Warcraft, but we can't all live the good life, now can we?
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 07:42:45
Forty or not, I'd hit that so hard it would clear the 440 yard mark at Fenway.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 09:20:53
Not quite the same calibre as she was in 15 years ago, but I'd still hit it for old time's sake.
Also, her kid is really cute! Looks like a little munchkin!
By tizzle, on December 30, 2010 10:00:25
#7 Check your units brah.
By Bleke, on December 30, 2010 10:53:02
That whole soccer shoes at the laundromat was done better by Kat Willaims...
Try a bit harder to be original next time huh?
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 14:18:34
She's 44. Her body from the front is still rockin. Her face hasn't really changed the last 10 yesrs, she takes good care of herself.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2010 17:58:07
There's the way we set our standards for the purpose of the internet, way up here. And then there are our actual standards, which vary but more often then not fall much shorter. I'm a realist. And I would really let you kill me after banging Salma Hayek as to leave this Earth on the highest note possible.
Death to false metal and anyone who disagrees.
By sANDPAPERYbUCKET, on December 31, 2010 01:41:48
#9: I believe the point was analogy, not "You did't get Frank Smeckle's batting average for June 18th of 1963 correct".
Fuckin' sports nerds...
By anonymous, on December 31, 2010 05:32:45
I'm with #12. Salma is pure hotness. A mother at 40 and now 44 and she still looks fantastic.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2011 12:56:10
25% Mexican (the kid) but 100% loaded - the babydaddy is a billionaire.
By anonymous, on January 2, 2011 02:51:23
For a sense of scale, that's a normal sized 16oz water bottle she's holding.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 04:00:30
#16 - so what youre saying is that while Wild Wild West, she just barely fit over Will Smith's wang. You know, like a hispanic Tinkerbell.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 07:30:34
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