Fuck you and your Katy Perry with the audio annoying the shit out of everyone. Get rid of her or I'm coming up Zooey's back because she is so much hotter than Katy Bland.
I'm on Zooey's side here. She signed a contract, they came back with a lower figure which she agreed to, then they backed out. A contract is a contract; they owe her the money.
Zooey does not look like Katy, Zooey looks like Chewbacca, only she has less personality and cant sing nearly as well (thought their voices warble quite similarly)
people are entirely too obsessed with zooey deschanel because she's "quirky" and "different." she plays the same part in every movie, she's an off key singer trying to do a weird country accent, she's way too thin, and she literally has facial hair. look at high quality pictures of her, and you will see a thick covering of hair. i understand that no ones perfect, but i find it troubling that so many people are casting her in a "perfect" light. NO ONE is perfect. go out and get a real girlfriend and stop obsessing over zooey deschanel, or katy perry, or them looking alike.
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Leave Your CommentSee, now that's funny, Jess. You had one funny last week and now this. Keep it simple. Don't try to overdo the jokes. Good one!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 04:27:16
Fuck you and your video ads with the audio annoying the shit out of everyone. Get rid of these or I'm never coming back.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 04:34:39
Fuck you and your Katy Perry with the audio annoying the shit out of everyone. Get rid of her or I'm coming up Zooey's back because she is so much hotter than Katy Bland.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 04:49:23
zooey way hotter than katey
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 05:06:24
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By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 05:07:29
Totally overrated.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 06:31:48
Zooey - want to stare into her eyes, marry her, and make babies with her
Katy - want to bend her over a piece of furniture and fark her till she doesn't know what planet she is on
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 06:32:06
Damn. Jess is up before noon on a Saturday. I'm impressed:)
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 06:36:25
I'm on Zooey's side here. She signed a contract, they came back with a lower figure which she agreed to, then they backed out. A contract is a contract; they owe her the money.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 07:14:41
Zooey is what Perry would be if she were charming and interesting and pretty, instead of annoying, vapid, and whorish.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2010 11:21:14
I would love to make this girl gag with my dick
By anonymous, on December 19, 2010 19:33:07
Zooey Deschanel doesn't look like Katy Perry, Katy Perry looks like Zooey Deschanel if she had crazy eyes, no personality, and no talent.
By Tony, on December 20, 2010 17:50:13
What you neglect to mention is that Zooey Deschanel has a long flowing beard. Her thick, wooly facial hair has not received the attention it deserves.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2010 05:43:04
Zooey does not look like Katy, Zooey looks like Chewbacca, only she has less personality and cant sing nearly as well (thought their voices warble quite similarly)
By Alex, on January 12, 2011 20:13:44
people are entirely too obsessed with zooey deschanel because she's "quirky" and "different." she plays the same part in every movie, she's an off key singer trying to do a weird country accent, she's way too thin, and she literally has facial hair. look at high quality pictures of her, and you will see a thick covering of hair. i understand that no ones perfect, but i find it troubling that so many people are casting her in a "perfect" light. NO ONE is perfect. go out and get a real girlfriend and stop obsessing over zooey deschanel, or katy perry, or them looking alike.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 20:15:41
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