I used to have a girlfriend with breasts like those. But when I found out she was 275 LBS and not 125 like her picture indicated, let's just say I will never date a girl from the chat line again. That cow, I Hate you B*TCH!
Wow. It must be something in the water over there. I the meantime we on this side of the pond are left with skanks like Kim Lard-ASS-ian, Lindsey Blohan and now you have posted the pic of Jessica Simpleton. But thanks for your top 10 yesterday!
#34 I believe someone already posted a link to an interview with the lady herself, talking about her new boob job. Unless aliens are now taking over hot women and telling plastic surgery related lies?
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Leave Your CommentI used to have a girlfriend with breasts like those. But when I found out she was 275 LBS and not 125 like her picture indicated, let's just say I will never date a girl from the chat line again. That cow, I Hate you B*TCH!
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 16:44:42
I believe the word you're looking for is "buxom."
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 16:46:05
Jesus Henrietta Christ.
Discovering lush, fertile new lands...Dude, you are the fucking Magellan of tits. Ass too.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 17:13:01
More of the same. Are fake tits your thing Todd? They're ginormous! She's pretty but as usual, lacking in the diversity department.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 17:24:54
#1 - Date me instead. I have big breasts but I certainly do not weigh anywhere near 275!
By Jezebel, on January 4, 2011 17:41:37
let's go over there, to that there england and fuck their women!
By BRETT FAVRE, on January 4, 2011 17:43:36
Where's January?
And any predictions on a topless January Jones?
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 17:46:21
She's got a couple of major league yabbos.
By Otter, on January 4, 2011 18:02:21
#5 Wow really? I'm a sucker for love
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 18:14:49
Great Googly Moogly!
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 18:14:52
Gang bang at Jezebel's place everybody.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 18:51:26
She is udderley gorgeous.I would climb those everynight and ice those twin caps...
By Edward Hillary, on January 4, 2011 19:03:16
She is udderley gorgeous.I would climb those everynight and ice those twin caps...
By Edmund Hillary, on January 4, 2011 19:04:01
December is a damn rip-off.
By mainj, on January 4, 2011 19:09:23
Her tits look bigger than her head. :o)
Well, she looks great. Very pretty, too. I prefer a slimmer figure and an athletic fit. But she must be a dream come true for a big boob fan.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 19:33:05
Hello 2011!!!! She's a stunning goddess.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 21:01:35
She looks a little like Lacey Chabert.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 23:58:05
If there were a Tits Hall of Fame, she'd be elected on the first ballot
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 00:52:34
Great boobs and a pretty face. If they're fake, then her doc did a good job. They don't have that bolted on look and have a natural attractive hang.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 02:32:07
Wow. It must be something in the water over there. I the meantime we on this side of the pond are left with skanks like Kim Lard-ASS-ian, Lindsey Blohan and now you have posted the pic of Jessica Simpleton. But thanks for your top 10 yesterday!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 03:11:33
Yawn! Fake tits are so 1990s
By Korleonis, on January 5, 2011 03:59:37
#7- January (the month, not the chick) can be seen here:
http://lotsofsecrets.com/?p=32183
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 04:09:26
lmfao at guys who can't tell real tits when they see em
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 04:46:19
They hang naturally because they're natural. Weird.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 04:48:42
England = chicks with beautiful big boobs.
US = chicks with nasty fat asses.
:o(
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 05:01:22
No synthboobs, please. Those ain't real -- look at the topless shot where she's lying on her back. Real boobs would splay out. Next...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 08:17:38
She's pretty, but those big boobs look like they were photoshopped on her--they're too big for her little body! gross.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 08:21:33
Schwing batter!
And those are real too...pathetic that some people believe every big set of titties is fake. An experienced man can tell the difference.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 10:38:18
they are fake. I believe she was a natural F cup and got them perked up to a G.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 11:43:58
They're fake but they're still spectacular. She went from an F to an FF.
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2009/09/29/alice-s-new-boobs.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=1
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 12:34:50
Her nipples change color. Is that like a mood ring?
By William Jefferson Clinton, on January 5, 2011 14:53:02
Is this an illustration or a photograph?
By Joe Mahma, on January 5, 2011 15:53:03
To #31: I never had a mood ring -- are you supposed to suck on those for hours, too?
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 16:59:49
Definitely not fake. My wife has 36F's and they look just like that.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 04:29:24
just another chick with big tits. Nothing special at all.
By dave, on January 6, 2011 04:43:59
#34 I believe someone already posted a link to an interview with the lady herself, talking about her new boob job. Unless aliens are now taking over hot women and telling plastic surgery related lies?
By anonymous, on January 7, 2011 08:14:36
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