Just a few months ago she was looking pleasantly plump and actually had tits...what happened? Oh that's right, she's got an album coming out *sigh*. Back to the drugs and only eating Brody's spunk it is :/
If you're looking to exact revenge for land-theft, genocide, and generations of oppression, you need to do better than Avril Lavigne. I'd wash my junk with a smallpox blanket before I had sex with her.
I never understood the attraction to her She looks like a 12 year old boy Maybe that's it? Of course, as a white man, I've only had sex with women of color And I'm pretty sure if Avril pulled her bottom aside, you'd see some scalping! Kudos to the poster who used spunk! Somebody should write a song about fake-punk Avril And it should be modelled after "Punk Rock Girl" by The Dead Milkmen And it should be called "Spunk Rock Girl"
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Leave Your CommentJust a few months ago she was looking pleasantly plump and actually had tits...what happened? Oh that's right, she's got an album coming out *sigh*. Back to the drugs and only eating Brody's spunk it is :/
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 06:05:22
I'd break that pasty canadian bitch in half ...she probably a good fuck but wouldnt let those incisors anywhere near my cock.!!!!!
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 06:05:57
Bony? Come on Todd, the chicks you lust after are bonier than her. Ex: Fox, Olivia, VS models, Jessica Lowndess and Alba. The list goes on.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 06:30:57
If you're looking to exact revenge for land-theft, genocide, and generations of oppression, you need to do better than Avril Lavigne. I'd wash my junk with a smallpox blanket before I had sex with her.
By Deyseeme T. Rollin, on January 3, 2011 06:46:51
Erm, she's Kernadian.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 07:50:23
hahaha youre funny, todd.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 10:51:05
The sunblock's in aisle 2.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 11:33:38
Wow. Is she boring to look at or what? I mean, she just bores you after a second.
She is one of those gals that, when 17-20, was kind of interesting and cute, but even by her mid-twenties is just whatever.
Career over.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 12:46:55
Sexy! Lose the towel Avril. Show off your perfect little body!
By Jeffy, on January 3, 2011 16:05:28
I never understood the attraction to her
She looks like a 12 year old boy
Maybe that's it?
Of course, as a white man, I've only had sex with women of color
And I'm pretty sure if Avril pulled her bottom aside, you'd see some scalping!
Kudos to the poster who used spunk!
Somebody should write a song about fake-punk Avril
And it should be modelled after "Punk Rock Girl" by The Dead Milkmen
And it should be called "Spunk Rock Girl"
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 16:18:10
Good Lord, someone get that girl a cheeseburger
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 16:27:57
I'd hit that... with a fuckin' baseball bat.
By Tony, on January 3, 2011 16:29:12
i want to see her ass
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 20:34:55
you wish you could bang a clean white girl you dirty chug.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2011 22:05:02
#12 that comment wasn't funny the first 10,000 times I read it. Someone should hit you for posting such a lame and overused attempt at humor.
By true grit, on January 4, 2011 09:58:47
All she needs is a small Boob job and she would good to go ....
By Daniel E Ouimette, on January 5, 2011 01:48:39
What a fat cow.
There's something sexy about girls who are skinny. Like you can break them.
By Chad Bryden (chadbryden), on January 24, 2011 09:00:28
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